God I wish I were a girl

god I wish I were a girl

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this but 100% unironically

Why not just take one?

La creatura de grandes ubres...

I want to experience female orgasm

Why not both?

>having massive sacks of fat hanging from your chest
no thanks

same...only I have decided to say 'FUK THE POLICE' and go ahead with transitioning, currently hoarding cash for FFS.

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based

are you serious?

based

Don't let you dreams just be dreams

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I wish I was a girl so I could get knocked up by a random user.

never been more serious about spending thousands on plastic surgery. user

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are you going through the NHS? do you already look feminine?

Just so you know, while youre still part of the EU youre entitled to private health care in any other EU country and the NHS would have to reimburse you for it

i think youre very brave going ahead with the surgery, i wish i was as brave as you and i wish you good look with it

You'd juat be an average girl though which is no different than being an average guy.

Better than having ugly and fragile sacks hanging between your legs.

this, but unironically

Are you the bong that constantly posts your faceswap app pics? I hope you'll be qt

Average girl is worth a lot more than the average male

Why?
I just want to fuck them.

my scrotum is clean shaven and prettier than most women
can you say the same?

I just wish I were happy.

>god I wish I were a girl
except chances arre you'd be average, not 99th percentile like the one you posted

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I fantasize about being a qt girl sometimes because I spend too much time here, then I go outside and realize that being the guy fucking them is better... but I'm a loser so I don't

thanks user. Yeah I am with the NHS and so far so good. I am already on E but should be on the AA jabs next week. ofc I am not ultra qt or any of that shit and not seeking perfection but have a good canvas to work with. Just need to find a FFS consultant and see if it is worth my time investing in implants.

I just think being fucked like a girl is a lot more fun

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don't know why you call that chances, people already know to how physically attractive they are so it's not a matter of chance

I just wish that I were a really handsome guy

are you an ugly woman instead?

I'm a manlet male. Ugly women have it nearly as easy as decent looking guys.

what would stop you from fucking women as a woman?

am i the only who thinks that girly things like doing makeup, taking care of your hair, etc sound kind of fun?
i wish i was a girl 2bh

doing all that stuff is fun and relaxing too. Spending time taking care of yourself and your presentation makes you feel good. Highlight of my day desu

god youre making me jealous

Shame about the fake lips.

post pics

i want to hold a girl in my arms and feel her warmth

Nonsense, being a boy rocks!

Life is easier as a girl. If you are a beautiful girl, you literally won the lottery of life because you have all what you want. You can seduce the policeman who arrested you for driving too fast to not get a fine, you can live with a rich man you don't like just for his money and cuckhold him everyday, you can post photos and videos of yourself on Instagram and Youtube and gets tons of money via tipee and receive tons of gifts from males who drool on you behind their screen.

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Bleeding cunt? Yeah, no thanks.

Woman has no dong.

>live life on easy mode
>but bleed and live in pain for a few days every month

Tough question

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90% of actual lesbians are obese. That would be a problem, no?

whats you email?

>Why yes, that small and only annoyance is worse than having a life expectancy 15 years shorter

>god I wish I were a girl
same

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What AA are you on?
I'm considering self medding but am afraid

No benis.
can't fug with bagina only get fuged.

easy mode only lasts for 10 or 15 years

but drugs can be used to stop and/or soften menstruation

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Milk me some boobs
So I can be well fed

Every tran hoping scum here should turn back from this thinking. You are meant to be a man, not a woman, why would you ever want to? If you are part of the 5% that is passable for a girl, even then you will face rejection all the time as you attract hetero men who want to sleep with a woman, not a man with makeup.

I'd much rather be taken seriously in a professional context and have people treat me according to my skills, rather than just have my fatsacks do the work for me.

Why?
I prefer to look, enjoy and fuck girls. I don't want to bleed for a week every month.

What the fuck is wrong with the westerners

>What the fuck is wrong with the westerners
You are too

I think the point is it's very hard to be bad at being a girl.
Girls are valued at pretty much every level
Unless you're the top 5% of males you're practically irellevant to women and society as a whole
So they see it as a way out of this curse.

so that ugly fucks would hit on you?

>I wish I were a hot young white girl with a ton of makeup

Not worth it.

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No. Boys have it easier because they can often be more confident and get more respect much more easily! I have seen this so many times yet you still complain and act like asshole jerks.

Young, attractive, female have it way way easier.
But being male is better in the long run.

idiot jerk

>there are qt swedish girl posting on his board right now

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Just the truth.
A young good looking girl can just walk around looking fine at work, without doing work and suffer no consequences.
A guy not being productive is getting fired.

I don't care about this situation, I just enjoy the view.

>men have it easier
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You are correct, if you are the top 1% looks, top 1% of body and top 1% of income then yes, it's easier being a man
The average man is completely disregarded in society

Girls can get fired too and boys have more confidence and respect in a working place I have seen that

No

Btw girls have it easier socially, like at finding a romantica partner and making friends.
Like I've seen males get viciously bullied or ostracized. For girls, even those at the bottom of social hierarchy, it's not that bad.
But like in certain profession if you wanna have a career it's better to be male.
But then again society is way more forgiving if you are a low earning woman compared to a low earning male.

>Girls can get fired too
They can, sure. But not that quickly.

>and boys have more confidence and respect in a working place I have seen that
No, that's just faking it and having actual skill.

I work in a workshop, if you don't perform you're out after 6 or even less months. Except for the one (22y/o, good looking) girl. She has been unproductive for the last year and nobody gives a fuck. She also doesn't wear company clothes, but skinny jeans, high heels and tight shirts without a bra. Her job is to look good, that's about it.

What do you mean ''no''?
Isn't it obvious, look around you, women are valued more than men, period point blank.

>For girls, even those at the bottom of social hierarchy, it's not that bad.
It absolutely can be

based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled

>massive

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Hi)))

Ho(((

As this life expectancy is something predefined.
Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do stupid shit.

Wanna have russian frend?

No, I want one from Crimea

just transition and I will make you feel like a girl

Crimea is russian now so I fit perfect bby

Crimea is rightful italian clay

White people with black eyes scare me.

As you say baby just show me your tits

Can you explain why russians use ))))) instead of :) to make a smiley face?

oh shit, she looks horrible, she was so qt in the office tho

They age like milk.

How? Someone in charge must be fucking her

Dunno just everyone typing like this
I personally lazy to typing :

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I wish I was a girl!!!

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you can be a girl(male) now...

Because russians are subhumans.

Confidence and respectability doesn't get you anywhere in society.

Being a male means you only increase in value in the dating market up until your 50s, even if you have kids and a previous wife.

Being a female means you start out at the highest value you'll ever have in the dating market at 18 and become completely worthless by the time you hit your mid-30s.

same

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>you only increase in value in the dating market up until your 50s
only if you're middle class or above. poor men lose their value just like women.

according to a Lithuanian friend, Russians do it since most chat services put a colon after your name, for example "beastmaster says: )"

>tfw

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