/cum/

Hmmm, would dismantle any man in this thread with ease

*shoots you*

hot

Knows well he wouldn't stand a chance against a purebred celtic warrior such as myself.

i never fell for the lego meme, but i remember wanting the lego millennium falcon when i was like 8

sounds like you want to be put into a sleeper hold you won't soon be waking up from, sunshine

I'd rape you

Right, you'd put me in a sleeper hold aswell when ypur jaw is hangin down around your knees

*pronounces Celtic with a soft C*

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sorry i can't understand your thick cockney accent, you'll have to repeat yourself

vocaroo.com/i/s1q2RWz66AxO

I’d win you over with banter then we’d hit up the pub

afraid i cant understand what youre saying with all that dick in your mouth

How do I get my first apartment

holy shit you really are a proper pikey that's crazy

Greatest man to take off a coat, simple as

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Business idea : go to canada amd pass myself off as a newfoundlander and tarmac as many drives as I can before being deported

It's called "Newfie" you limey cunt

You'd get your two eyes closed real fast for ya talking to me like that, sham

Not if there's a balcony anywhere near by

it would be hard to pull off, no one can understand newfies, even other newfies

Get real man, you'd be broke up in seconds
No, to other canadians outside of newfoundland. Like when they wonder about my accent I'll just say I'm from newfoundland. Reckon they'd believe me?

LMAO

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Nigga you finna get faded bitch nigga drop them digits Imma pull up and show you just how bitch made you is

you'd have to jumble your words and learn real newfie-speak

Get necked you fucking child

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not even joking with you mate, I'd leave your jaw like a swing
When I talk normally I don't you'd able to understand me because I talk so fast

Post yourself without a shirt bitch boi

wh*te "people"

I'm 5'11, 10 and a half stone weight and fit as a fiddle. Been boxing since I was 5 years of age. I'm too quick and skilled for you to land a single punch on me and before you know it I'd spark you with a single clout to ypur glass jaw

olaaaa

Do you guys know how to get a swedish gf

olis mi amigo

>5'11, 147lb
You're a fucking twink

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>getting depressed again
>notice i'm becoming exponentially more antisemetic
hmm

I have female cousins that weigh more than you

I'd severely damage you regardless of my size

You'd fall over from the force generated by my eyelids shutting

Yes, with the bruising they're experiencing from one of my thunderous right hands

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If you guys don't know how to get a swedish gf what about a gf in general

go to uni there

Just manipulate her feelings 4Head

Reckon the air in front of my face would provide enough resistance to stop your hand

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sure it would. You'd be asleep in minutes if you ever had the misfortune of crossing my path

Are you saying your weak attempts at propelling your skeleton hands towards me would bore me to sleep?

youtube.com/watch?v=qQP3-vWJjTY

Thoughts?

Based

>olis

Hm why is it spelt like this?

Goodnight /cum/

Your gf is into rich guys

I haven't had a gf for 10 hours so this isn't true

its like a cute way of saying hello, like howdy OR something like that

gonna buy some chicken soup tomorrow from the grocery store

Post your /cum/ jaws

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Bought a pack of cigarettes for the first time, got bullied by the Chinese cashier lady who pretended not to know English, and threw the cigarettes out because lung cancer is not for me

I recommend trying this

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Ladies* there were two of them making fun of me saying I sound weird

not sure about canned soup...

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I lost 10lb after I slowed down how fast I ate (am down to 148 now)

what wrong buddy

>what wrong buddy
Life in general

*hugs u and tells you everything is going to be ok*

Isn't it past your bedtime's

no

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It’s all natural ingredients

Buying cigarettes was a dumb mistake, that won't cure my boredom

Your life is shit because you watch anime like this hope that helps

youtube.com/watch?v=b2Dr7CqO5ws

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stop watching anime

I miss having a gf

I miss having a bf

No I need a bf to watch anime with

that's what everything says

Can't miss what you don't have
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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I missed out on life

Yeah I don’t have a gf anymore that’s why I miss having one

It's one bong but bored and alone

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Same
Never did anything fun, youth is a thing of the past, hollow husk of my former self, turning into a dick

Come to UK and be with your Indian brothers

good luck with that

>good luck with that

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I missed out on youth because my parents made my life pretty awful, ruined any chance at having friends, and treated me like shit
Only started "living" when I left for college and stopped talking to them

based
fuck anime

wtf that's too much salt