I went to the US twice, once when I was 9, toured from L.A to S.F and Las vegas...

I went to the US twice, once when I was 9, toured from L.A to S.F and Las vegas, stopped by ghost cities (jericho or some shit) monument valley, zion canyon, grand canyon, brice canyon, lake powell, lake havasu)

and once when I was 16 when I went to the eastside and particurlarly Pennsylvania
I spent two weeks there and actually had sex with a cute american girl on a party hosted by my cousin who's half American
then I went to Philly, Washington, NYC


Overall I'd say this is the best fucking country on Earth.
I remember back when I was 9 on a backseat of a rented Lexus on a highway near yorba linda park in L.A, we drove past a military truck full of soldiers, I was in awe and smiled to them through the window, AND THEY ALL WAVED BACK with their guns and shit

felt soooo good
felt American
Love them so much.


Based USA.

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I wish I were French

Hello Zayden, I see you are enjoying your vacation in France. Good.

Green card?

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Maybe

Americans I've met were so welcoming, open minded, charming and smiling to me, absolutely based people.

I was impressed by the fireflies flying all over the place at dawn too, what a fucking magical experience.

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I also went to Ocean city for the 4th of July 2006

Everyone was so chill and shit, however got to see a random 16yo dude cuffed to a bench because he had a cup of beer and the bicycle cops got him

Will you give me a cute Occitan wife?

Do your thing man, if you're as cool as what they say you shouldn't have any problems scoring women

But I don't speak French
You need to bring me an Occitan wife, and then we can more to France once I learn French

>half American
This is the most subtle shitpost I've ever read

>You need to bring me an Occitan wife,

now go fuck yourself mate I ain't your dog

I knew a half dutch half american person, they are out their just rare man. obviously is in terms of nationality

actually true
my cousin is franco-american

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t.petit bourge sans culture

>and actually had sex with a cute american girl on a party hosted by my cousin who's half American
Why do you lie?

We're trading a greencard for a cute wife!

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CUTE!