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yer a faggot dude lmfao

gfberg wants me over for sextoil tonight

Give me my copper wire back

tell her you're with the boys and can't be bothered

did you know red stars are a symbol of communism

vocaroo.com/i/s1yBeFa4gfW3

I thought it was yellow stars on a red background

What a strange visage

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what do you reckon lads, this or...

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>Moped Thieves in Manchester

Its spreading lads

this

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having a nigger

>Judgment Day
>Chooser of the Slain

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Hate women

looks like he ordered both pizzas

No you don't. You hate yourself because you can't get women

love that lil nigga in the background

no, he hates women. I do too

You are both virgins angry at the world

its just a good pizza place with a swedish theme mate I really don't care

as for my sexual experiences, I exclusively suck niggers

get a grip, kiwi
get the fuck over it

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women are the niggers of gender

babyface

Word of the day: titillating

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OwO

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where do girls (male) fit in

alright you faggots does this satisfy you?

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a mass grave

Delusional faggots

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not even lmfao
fuck off spic

why did i find this so funny

0w0 what's this?

interesting
I heard the word cabanossi for the first time in my life yesterday

just make a burrito bowl

Profoundly American video, that

is Dan awake?

not a fucking pizza is it

I haven't got anything at home and there are no good mexican places

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SHUT UP SHUT up shut UP shutupshutupshutupSHUTUP

Brexit is like that part in Harry Potter where all the students voted to set Hogwarts on fire and they did and it turned out to be a horrible idea

virginity can drive people to create some pretty weird shit

Just get a meatlovers pizza mate, needn't overcomplicate the matter for your fine self.

could the whole "Pineapple on Pizza" debate be the most Reddit thing to ever exist?

I should think so.

if you wouldn't put strawberries on a pizza why would you put pineapple on it

you have to go back

what do strawberries have to do with pineapple

reckon communism is the only way to sustain a multi-ethnic, multi-cultural state

>b-but were sex workers guys!!! our revenue is legitimate! w-we flash our titties on snapchat, that's sex work!
>what do you mean I have to pay taxes on legitimate revenue? sex work revenue isn't legitimate at all!
>who the fuck reported me to the IRS??? i-incel!! v-virgin!!! TROLL!!!!!
don't even like the IRS jews but holy hell this has me rolling
while the slags try to taunt the IRS reporters by saying that nothing will happen to them they turn around and close all their payment methods and social media accounts while crying about being actively audited hahahaha
amazing how they also say that they all pay their taxes like they should but then have no explanation as to why they care in the first place
honestly feels good to see them knocked off their titty pedestal
perhaps it comes from a place of jealousy that I can't get online and instantly make bank by showing people a picture of my pussy but ah well, the slags deserve to go under

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This looks like the kind of place in a HK action movie where the Triads would jump out

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hoping for a roasticide soon

both are sweet fruits that have no place on pizza

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business idea: open up a company on the bahamas, install a server on the bahamas, reroute roasties premium snaps through my servers to help them avoid taxes, charge them a little for each nude they're sending down the pipe.

Would you be so kind as to provide a quick rundown of how this all happened lad I've only been seeing snippets of the aftermath(?) popping up and don't really know what's going on.

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done. I will leave a review here once it arrives

jesus christ that car is ugly

faggot

90s Aussie cars oft were, in an endearing way.

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there is nothing endearing about these abortions

me? doing a sleep

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If two men are fighting and one man’s wife comes to save her husband from his attacker, grabbing the attacker by his sex organs, you must cut off her hand. Show her no mercy.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Looking forward to hearing mate, hope it's good

just dabbed in the direction of mecca

The goal brit slag gf

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ahaha okay lad

radical islam

she isn't british though

also those fake tits are abominable

its still in progress
and its not only these women but loads of people who have been making money on the internet for the last few years
>retarded young people think they can make free money on the computer
>Taxman finally tracks them down and tells them to "Pay up piggies!"
>they freak out because they have zero income records or any way to legally prove their earnings, let alone return back taxes.
its only going to pick up speed over the next couple years as the government cracks down on this tax evasion.
there is NO greater crime than being a tax cheat

Anyway lads car discussion aside anyone able to give a quick rundown?

Cheers, ta, much appreciated, thanks

Does she still post absolutely peng photos like this?

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why don't yanks do paye

Ah cool, cheers lad.

What's this called?
Searching 'squash' brings up all pumpkins.

Cordial

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basically this David wu guy realised that some slags on Twitter were bragging about making 30k+ a year off of premium snaps and not paying a penny in tax on any of it
now mind you, in the us, ALL income is taxed. there's even an "illegal income" section on tax forms and they won't rat you out on it at all if you fill it in.
so David and his friends started threatening to report slags to the irs. they remained smug saying that the IRS wouldn't do anything about it (oh how they underestimate the jewry of the IRS)
then David reported one of them. and they got audited
now a ton of people are scoping out slags to report to the IRS (which is pretty easy btw), especially since there's a money incentive to reporting them (up to 30% on whatever tax gets collected)
the slags are fuming now, trying to find david wus address and sending him death threats, all the while taking down their social medias and payment methods

I should probably talk about how the slags are earning the money though.
Basically on Snapchat, you can make a public story that anyone you're friends with can view. You can make a private one only a select few people you choose can view. If you pay the slags a good amount of money they'll add you to the private story.
This is how they earn their money.
So now the slags are throwing out insults whenever they can at people who report them, while also desperately making baseless claims about David Wu being a pedophile who's in a relationship with a high schooler, while simultaneously being an incel (?)
This user explains it simpler and cleaner

don't feel like paying for sharkeisha and dakwon to study nigger studies at compton university

so you just don't pay taxes then

youtu.be/DDvaqEQStCY

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americans have to calculate tax in their head in the supermarket

or just not pay for niggers to study on my dime via taxes as opposed to not paying them at all

I don't think you specifically choose which government department your taxes are spent on

no we don't

joe rogan is a scam artist

we don't have paye as far as I know so I don't have to worry about that

Shocking how premium snappers are even a thing that exists