Literally nobody in this country speaks english

so then learn simple tourist Japanese, not that hard.

>study English every year in school
>constantly surrounded by English
>still can't speak a word
Japanese """education"""

Nope

I pretend I don't know english when americans ask me for directions.

Because english is the greatest form of communication ever devised by man. English is the language of trade and diplomacy, of art and creation, ingenuity and invention. To not speak english is to go against all that makes humanity the greatest form of life in the universe. I am so grateful that I was blessed enough to speak the queen's beautiful language at a native level

>still has american army in his country over 70 years after WW2 was over

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Make Japan Hentai Again

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Japanese don't need English for life.

this same goes for Americans can't speak "insert any language"for life.

based Japan

i some spek .

daily American post

and many country are same.
what's ur point?

Not true. When I went to Tokyo and was looking lost in Tokyo station just after getting there from Narita a businessman looking old man talked to me in English and offered help, he asked me the station I needed to go to and actually took me there even without me asking.

Thank you, Japanese old man.

We Americans study a non English language in school as well, and virtually no American can speak a language other than English

>many country are same
only countries conquered by american pigdog hydra
perhaps if you were as strong as let's say, vietnamese or korean that would not happen...

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Korea has american bases too.

when I say "Korea" i obviously imply the best one

wtf i love Korea now

wtf.
Germany,SK,Italy,Australia...etc has American millitary base.dumb Ruskie.

You stop posting any Japan relate thread.

That's because he probably identified you as an apezillian by your accent (not a native english speaker), so he let that be.

If you were american/english speaker he would have probably just said "gaijin desu no speak" and walk away.

I do that.

Seemingly everything's already in Japanese and English there. They already surrendered.

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Why having American millitary base=have to be gud at English?

Ruskie are fucking dumb.

only american colonys

how to say "buteful girl take a sit here"? in JAP?

Except I didn't ask anyone for help, he offered it himself since I was probably looking a bit lost (checking my phone and looking around).

>Germany,SK,Italy,Australia...etc has American millitary base
because every single one of these countries was conquered by them? except for australia of course, that one is part of anglosphere

one can only imagine what they teach you in schools but hey I've heard you cannibals think it was USSR who nuked you so whatever

That's not what he was talking about, but I think he know both

we will never to be gud a English.
die English language.
die suckers.

I took 2 years of German but I have never met a German in my life, plus I never leave my house

Meanwhile, Japs have to pass an English exam to get into collegi

wish we had an equivalent of academy francais so we could use more natural calques, not dumb engrish homophonic translation

No need to speak English in Japan.
that's why.

end.

Because your country is america's vassal

Weird, considering they adopted a lot of english words into their language

>this flag

Americans have to speak Japanese in Japan.

go back to US if you hate it.

you're putting way too much effort into your shitposting user

underrated post

>Native Germanic language speakers have no problem learning other Germanic language
No shit Sherlock

actually they dont need to

>Go to Norway, Netherlands or Sweden
>English is not the native language there
That's because they are irrelevant frozen shitholes.

>Go to China, Japan or South Korea
>English is not the native language there
>Nobody speaks with single word of english
That's because they are relevant countries which do not need English to get by on the world stage.

American tier post

>australian flag defending asia

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

hahaha yes ceary asian country so superiror to west, China so advanced unrike norwae nederands or sweden

rude desu

great post 同志

You speak with abominable japanglish words that sounds retarded and easily confused with other English words.

>同志
That is not a nice word to use

>Go to California, Texas or New Mexico
>English is not the native language there

This but unironically

>literally pepsi flag
>pepsi in asia is now mostly part of sunstory
spotted the Japan's vassal state.

based

I watched that Yoko Ono and John Lennon documentary and Yoko is probably the only Japanese person I've seen that has managed to speak English relatively normally. I guess it must probably be the same for English speakers trying to speak in Japanese.

then why do you speak english, motherfucker?

Because these damn nords have being cucked by your language, try to speak it outside of Germoney, the Netherland and Scandinavia, no one will understand a word in Romance or Slavic lands

because Jow Forums is American website.
But I don't speak English irl(in Japan).

shut the fuck up cultural globalist

This

Americans suck at their own native language.

this is a typical tea cup at a sushi shop here
you have to master all fish names printed on it before your order

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nah, 4channel is a japanese website

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And that’s a good thing

>i want everyone to be the same because my jewish overlords told me so

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*cough cough*

when I first started learning english particles blew my mind because we don't have them, only suffixes which are just a part of the word and not their own entity

google still can't translate finnish into english for shit or vice versa

I thought Finnish was in it's own Language classification, Called Finnish-urglic or something?

finnish-digrulic to be specific

I respect it. I don't even like giving directions to people here.