Another thread of snow niggers thinking their history is somewhat relevant

it was the g*rmans not you

kek

>nordcucks actually believe this

Are you saying ancient Rome is not relevant? Cause we created it and ruled it.

how can you say we are irrelevant when even Homer's two most famous works (which are also the foundation of western literature) are about us?

lmao sveden is small pp

>we're important because we've been on the simpsons

I'm a northern frenchman and therefore an ARYAN BVLL

Goths come from Gotland

>the simpsons
not everything is anglo pop-culture
I'm talking about the illiad and odessey

Well to be precise, they came from Götaland (Gothland). Gotland is that meme island.

Should mention that Gotland is part of Götaland btw.

Ancient Goths actually came from that meme island. It was overpopulated and they decided that 1/3th had to leave, chosen by fate. The migrating Goths first crossed the Baltic Sea, settled in modern Poland from which they proceeded slowly to Ukraine and the Crimean over 400 years.
From this point the greater part left towards Roman Empire, where later they split in Ostrogoths and Visigoths. The remainder in Crimea survived as Crimean Goths up to about the early 18th century, whereafter they disappeared into the local Tatar population.

Ostrogoths are from Ostrogothia though. I live here :^)

Venice has a good history too

shut up s*Edoid, give the land back to the GEATS

Sweden looks like a small penis, lol

but that's okay because here in Cali we love all penises, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ethiopians are in the Iliad fuck does that matter

ethiopians are based and have beautiful women

hey abel leave my country you fucking nigger ok bye

>Italian thinks he descends from the Romans...
Dude, your kind was probably descend from a slave tribe.

100% renblodig svensk-finsk

Scandis have no culture

Okej fett jag tror på dig

Ut

Oh the irony

Trying to guest a heritage of a new worlder by a flag?

Great post, friend!

Your heritage is a small village in the jungle part of your residence

>italian is obsessed with Nordics episode 95739572
How boring, atleast get creative with your insults.

You heritage comes from a bunch of niggers and amerindians that were enslaved and cucked by the great Alberto Barbosa

pic related

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LMAO. bitch got played by her degenerate hubby.

hahahaha

protestant snowflakeness. I unironically believe that protestantism focuses mostly on old testament, and the so called protestant believe to be a subproduct of the jew, or the god's second chosen people. This is why they believe everything regards them is precious or important, and at the same time they constantly support jews in every way possible. the only time they didn't support is when they thought the could be god's first chosen, but then they failed spectacularly

You seem mad about someone you claim to be irrelevant

I don't remember ever claiming to be relevant

>protestant snowflakeness
better than the fucking catholics tho

>thread about Scandinavia
Finn chinks are not even Scandinavian and you never even had the Germanic religion with Odin and Thor and shit, your ogininal religion was suomenusko

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Who is the guy on the left painting?

based

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I just ordered a new mjolnir and i'm going to wear it all the time. I also need to buy some sharpening stones for my viking axes, as i've used them so much.
Heill Óðinn!

>Hailing Odin
you're essentially cucking yourself

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*puts on mjolnir necklace*
and what are you going to do about that?

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"revokes your lands due to being a heretic"
Heh.. nothing personnel kid..

Nothing. You want to be a cuck, go right ahead.

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Droymde mik ein draum i nótt
um silki ok ærlig pell,
um hægindi svá djupt ok mjott,
um rosemd með engan skell.

Ok i drauminom ek leit
sem gegnom ein groman glugg
þá helo feigo mennsko sveit,
hver sjon ol sin eiginn ugg.

Talit þeira otta jok
ok leysingar joko enn —
en oft er svar eit þyngra ok,
þó spurning at bera brenn.

Ek fekk sofa lika vel,
ek truða þat væri best —
at hvila mik á goðu þel´
ok gloyma svá folki flest´.

Friðinn, ef hann finzt, er hvar
ein firrest þann mennska skell,
fær veggja sik um, droma þar
um silki ok ærlig pell.

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Two world wars and the ones you fuckers had for millenniums aren't enough? Europeans are really fucked up, learn to live in peace with your neighbors fucking savages

Why denmark is considered scandinavia if they are not in scandinavian peninsula? Island don't count. I think some of them only consider themselves nordic

nobody else wanted them to be part of their region and now it's too late for us to remove them from ours

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why don't you read me your danish constitution, mountain monkey

nothing personnel

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haha Scandinavia literally looks like cock and balls

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>Ynglinghóra
Hue

Rurik needs to lift, it has wimpy arms.

fast and slender > slow and big

Parts of Southern Sweden were Danish until 1648.

>Sources of inspiration for the Danish Constitution include the Constitution of Norway of 1814 and the Constitution of Belgium, both of which establish constitutional monarchies.
you could just read your own, same thing :^)

sk*ne

>"""sources of inspiration"""
>meanwhile your own was written in danish
lmao