/brit/

scotland doesnt vote on english law.

scotland votes in the british parliament. it just so happens there isnt a separate place for english laws. because if there was then england would be giving up their capacity to control britain and scotland with it.

get that into your thick skull.

got mad at the ASMR gf again and cheated on her lads

dont know what to do

really, really need a bf lads

Scottish MPs vote on laws that only apply to England mate (anything passing through Westminster that's devolved)

they were playing footie one day and decided it'd be fun to be detectives instead

It was where the Scottish king stayed whenever he visited London in the Medeival Ages

beat you to it, yo twat

I can’t accept that 1066 happened lads. Fucking hell it ruined everything. And it doesn’t help that the few Normies aware of it think it was a good thing and are all huge Francophiles. Literal Stockholm syndrome.

i dont know which one of you i should believe

whats your favourite slang for wanking lads?

is it true that weed, when used for "medicinal" purposes, doesn't actually cure/fix anything but only relieves a bit of pain?

Absolutely despise my parents for having such shit internet speeds. How the fuck am I meant to download anything with just 2Mbps.

don't see why england wales and scotland have separate legal systems
should be one british law

This is going to sound very obscure lads but

Any good radio plays?

just opened up youtube[dot]com

yeah

Business idea:
Revitalize the English language with Brythonic vocabulary

Scots control the UK. The "Scottish Mafia" of New Labour deliberately encouraged mass immigration to England to weaken English national identity. Some say Gordon Brown personally picked the Northern England grooming gangs as revenge after a man from Bolton called him a "jock prick" while he was in uni.

They were French nordics though

westminster can legislate on scottish issues, it just doesn't do so because it would be very impolite.

England has been ruled by the Welsh since the Tudors. Few know this.

Cope

crois en moi, je partage ta langue

imagine being poor x

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haha good one.

now post your hog

>is it true that weed, when used for "medicinal" purposes, doesn't actually cure/fix anything but only relieves a bit of pain?
Yes, it provides symptomatic relief in some cases.
Only an idiot would believe that it cures anything.

what?

The Welsh are an italic people as well
The Irish are an Iberian people

is it true the current monarch is from a fake dinasty?

>asmr

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Britain was founded on multiculturalism (Celts, Romans, Saxons, Normans, etc.) To be racist is to be against the very nature of this great nation.

theyre still doing research but for example it apparently reduced instances of diabetes by 56% in mice, but thats only one specific cannabinoidal thingy

The Yard takes its name from the historical association of its present site with Scotland. Buildings in the area were set aside to accommodate Scottish kings visiting English kings.

Weed makes you docile

i get 2mbps too but then yesterday i plugged in ethernet and it shot up to 90. give it a go if youre using wifi and your living arrangements allow you to try wired

Britain has been ruled by Germans since the House of Hanover.

>glasgow
>flexing about being rich
oh sweaty...

That's much like saying the Queen can overrule parliament

weed makes me horny

>Celts, Romans, Saxons, Normans
white, european cultures

if you hesitate in paying tribute to my NEET fund via Circle upon adding my kik i will block you. if i don't see the tribute come in within 30 seconds to 1 minute you're gone. #NEETdom #Wagiedom

>The Welsh are an italic people as well
lots of italians in wales
but we aren't italic

I like this one
rte.ie/drama/radio/plays/2016/0819/810482-death-and-the-beatles-fan-by-stephen-kennedy/

This is what leftypol fails to realize
Nowhere does Nigeria and Pakistan enter the picture

Yeah not niggers or pakis though

it can also give you galactorrhea

CHEDDAR MAN!

so rich I get a £50k degree for free unlike you mohammed

lmao

>we are all one race, the european race
You sound like a lefty

Could be Edinburgh (it's within 50 miles of Glasgow)

Pay up wagies

Lmao

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wonder how many /brit/ lads are secretly paypigs to Rosie

n-not me h-haha

The genetic variation between those groups is an order of magnitude smaller than between a modern white brit and a paki

I don't understand findom
the girls are ugly, they ask too much, and they don't even do any lewd acts
it's all just verbal abuse, I get that from my gf already

A European is different from say, a charcoal black Congo African

Except that she'd be breaking with a tradition of not being rude that goes back hundreds of years, whereas Westminster would be breaking with the precedent of the last 20.
Full employment was older than the Scottish Parliament when we decided to say fuck it and accept mass unemployment as the new status quo.

Gonna become a WagieDominator
#WagieDom

NEETdominatrix lol fund my neet lifestyle

pooey lynx lad

Why the FUCK does Lily Rader always have a cold sore?

She is a walking disease vector

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what voice to english people here at the train station? it's a kinda hot lass that does it in scotland

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It's literally a man mate how sad are you

Cheers la

this absolutely SEETHING comment suggests not!

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based Francophiles

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ah yes, the infamous chimp out

twitter.com/GeoffLife/status/1064333322938007552

can't afford to move out because i'm gifting 70% of my salary to rosy

broke: how dare scots vote on english laws
woke: how dare ulstermen vote in the british parliament

Dont forget to pretend you are a girl

UK per capita public spending:
UK average: £9,159
England: £8,898
Scotland: £10,651

researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/SN04033

The modern UK is like apartheid but the blacks have somehow convinced themselves they're in charge. Scottish votes have more power, Scots recieve more public spending and superior public services and yet English people still convince themselves they "own" Scotland

This general is basically now just bitching about stuff on Twitter.

>He thinks there's such thing as 'white' culture

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Normans were based and redpilled

Been like that for at least 2 years

standard gamer behaviour

want a bf so badly

What does it feel like for Scotland to be under the English thumb for 1000 years?

Crazy stuff when you think of it haha

nah gonna do it as a man

english girls cry out for big jock willy

scotland doesnt vote on english law.

scotland votes in the british parliament. it just so happens there isnt a separate place for english laws. because if there was then england would be giving up their capacity to control britain and scotland with it.

get that into your thick skull.

this general basically is twitter

Should be atleast 90%

A Roman is different from, say, a viking. The former created one of the greatest civilisations known to man while the latter was still living in mud huts.

>100% chance of rain today
>lull in the rain
>head off to work
>don't need to get my umbrella out yet
>starts raining again halfway to work
>umbrella isn't in my bag

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I have one and it's stressful, don't fall the meme

mate i agree with you it's a shitpost about NI.

We know it is true that only in the North that life is ‘real’ life, that the industrial work done in the North is the only ‘real’ work, that the North is inhabited by ‘real’ people, the South merely by rentiers and their parasites. The Northerner has ‘grit’, he is grim, ‘dour’, plucky, warm-hearted, and democratic; the Southerner is snobbish, effeminate, and lazy — that at any rate is the theory. Hence the Southerner goes north, at any rate for the first time, with the vague inferiority-complex of a civilized man venturing among savages, while the Yorkshireman, like the Scotchman, comes to London in the spirit of a barbarian out for loot.

she is a kind queen