Be Israeli Jew

Mahoutokoro - Japanese, Chinese and Koreans are fighting with each other
The Chinese are fighting with Taiwanese
The Japanese with SEA
India and Pakistan
Pakistan and Bangladesh
India and Bangladesh
India and Nepal
South Korea and North Korea

Yup, what could go wrong

>be sudaca
>go to the amazonas
>share same culture with all my class mates
>we are friendly people so it's easy to make friends.

sounds great to me. i wonder which kind of magical creatures you can find in the middle of the jungle.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlock_of_Chiloé
>be country with actual wizardly heritage
>muhammed's punching bag lumps you with monkeys because
>ARR ROOK SAME
>BUT I HAVE TO INCLUDE THEM

if you dont know shit about an area dont make mega empires out of them, thats like worldbuilding 101 for alternative history writers

What do they even speak in, say, Durmstrang? Norwegian? English? Old Wizard Slavonic?

>be Mongol kid
>learn to ride a horse before learn to walk
>ride through the vast empty and comfy steppes
>turn 11
>forced to leave nomadic tribe
>meet other freshmen on the way to school
>sing throat songs with tibetan kids, become friends
>get beautiful flying carpet from pakistani kid, become friends
>not_bad.jpg
>arrive school
>be confined in ridiculously small piece of land surrounded by poison water, a water that a horse can't drink
>one single school for more than half humanity's worth wizards
>cramped as fuck, get claustrophobia
>shitty raw fish for dinner, no meat
>have 10 million first year classmates
>be assigned to arbitrary house since a sorting ceremony would take decades
>no space for horse, horse forbidden, 10 points taken from Guangdongpuff
>allowed to have a smaller pet, bring big loyal bankhar dog
>very fluffy and comfy to sleep with, but also very fierce
>ride bankhar dog to class, assault and kidnap female classmate, turns out it's a male Thai student
>anyway, rape and plunder forbidden, 10 points taken from Guangdongpuff
>learn patronus in class, patronus is not a horse, get sad
>extremely competitive Chinese classmates get crazy because they'll be avada kedavra'd out from home if they don't ace every exam
>some of them collapse or kill themselves everyday
>depressing as fuck
>go back to dorm to hug your fluffy bankhar dog and get some comfort and rest
>dog was eaten by Chinese and Korean classmates
>avenge dog, attack dog eaters
>get outnumbered by a small group of around 5000 Chinese bullies
>beaten up since you're useless fighter if not on horseback
>kicked out of dorm
>go to Indian dorm
>floor is full of poop
>go to Japanese dorm
>Japanese senpai notices you need something to replace lost bankhar dog
>gives weird body pilllow with picture of a woman with dog ears
>cry to sleep
>suddenly wake up
>dorm search in progress
>dakimakura found and confiscated by Pingpong-sensei, 10 points taken from Guangdongpuff
>only seven more years

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Iwo Jima is pretty much deserted since WW2 tho

Too bad, you're going to Brazil now.

>We get the wizard school
Get cucked swe*oids and dan*oid faggits

a for effort

>be mexican wizard
>have to go to study in America
>first day
>gets shot

I'll take that as a compliment.

JK Rowling is retarded if she thinks chinks nips and gooks will get along. Or arabs and blacks and Jews, or Romanians and russians/ukies. Etc...

Also, wouldn't Muslim countries ban magic schools altogether? Why arent the other commonwealth countries labeled Hogwarts that's dumb even for a native briton

>tfw you're accepted into the based castelobruxo
youtube.com/watch?v=HbjHke7NxfA

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>be amerishart autist that read harry potter garbage
>make the same thread on Jow Forums and /tv/ every single day
"No!"

I liked it, user.

>i wonder which kind of magical creatures you can find in the middle of the jungle.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ANx41sZNIQ

I heard that the next movie/series/whatever of HarryPotter will pass on Castelobruxo, i'm curious desu.

I think I fixed it?

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>no space for horse, horse forbidden, 10 points taken from Guangdongpuff
>ride bankhar dog to class, assault and kidnap female classmate, turns out it's a male Thai student
Pretty good user

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>Green
What the fuck was she thinking

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Would you feel safer in Brazil?

>dog was eaten by Chinese and Korean classmates

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Shut up slav.

No. Why wouldn't China and India have their own separate schools considering they're both distinct, wealthy and ancient civilisations?

>have to go to mudblood land
fml thank fuck i never got my letter

Come here and learn latino juju :)

>only one school for half the world's population which is located in a deserted island far from major population centers
>composed of nationalities that hate each other

do sentinelese get to go to wizard school?

magic is secret though
they can't ban what they don't know exists

Better?

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>only one school per billion
They would have multiple schools.

is this canon? is Rowling one of those weird fucks who colours in maps arbitrarily and calls it improved?

pottermore.com/collection/wizarding-schools

Idk if students from other cunts can apply into the schools tho.

Mexicans Jamaicans and Haitians go to Ilvermony, as Rowling never bothered writing about Central America it remains unclear whether you'd be stuck going to the hue school although technically New Spain did belong in the North American school.

Most of dark red would probably just go to China, but realistically Asia would have like ten schools.

Your Asia still looks very bad. China has a lot more in common with SEA than Japan and SK does. Just put China, Korea, Japan, and Vietnam in the same school, and the Central Asian countries lumped together.

>be moroccan
>be infamously known in all arab world for using magic rituals
>have to go all the way to uganda to study magic

>home country doesn't have to deal with slavs
Sure did

>Be New Zealand kid
>Finally get to go to Hogwarts
>Go to America
>brexit for wizards
>No one nos what New Zealand is
>People think im Aussie
>people think i lost a war against emus even tho magic
>People think Im a Hobbit
>laugh at hairy feet
>WTF not even same universe
>find out why shes called jk Rowling
>just kidding rowiling
>i tell people that i am kiwi
>school bully turns me into the actual bird

*Laugh* *Laugh* *Laugh* *Laugh*
*Cough* *Cough*
*Cry Laughing*
*Die laughing*
RIP

If Americans know to associate NZ with LotR, they wouldn't mistake NZers for Aussies.

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JK Rowling should've just stuck to Britain because most of the rest of the magical world seems really half-assed. Or at least just keep it to brief mentions of other schools like she did in the books rather than map it all out in detail.

She doesn't seem to know or care much about world history or cultures unless you fall back on the excuse that it's the magical world and nothing that's established in the muggle world matters to them.

Clearly Just Kidding Rowling doesn't know anything about the world. Like most liberals.

Austarlia and new zealand going to America is insane espically since distance is no issue in this universe.

So if you're not from the Anglosphere or from one of the few countries with a school of magic, you have to learn a new language once you turn 11? Before you even start learn proper grammar and language skills.

Final version can't be fucked editing again.

true that

Most of south east asia are weebs anyways, I'm sure they'll fit in.
Central asia are post-soviet speaking muslims they'll probs either go to Russia or Arabia to study magic anyways.

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>lusophone countries
>leaves Portugal out

Back to paint, roo.

>Central asia are post-soviet speaking muslims they'll probs either go to Russia or Arabia to study magic anyways.
I meant, russian speaking. My bad

I might be a bit retarded

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You also forgot east timor.

Mahoutokoro animu when?

excuse me, fucking IWO JIMA?
>Be magic poo in loo
>spend all day fighting off toilet witches
>get hand delivered a letter by magic talking monkey
>no not my cousin, an actual talking monkey
>tells me I get to go study in animeland
>mfw I actually get crammed into some old bunkers full of dead nips
>mfw no face cause I accidentally stepped on live mine from 1945

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Put mexicans with the rest of latinos.

Little witch academia.

Breathed out loud, i give it 4/5

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why isn't kaliningrad with russia?

Take it up with Rowling herself, she wanted Aztec magic and Haitian voodoo in her North American school

also seperate the muslim world into sunni and shia, or at least put the persian nations as their own group

>be 4'6" proud descendent of Yucatec warriors
>speak Maya and 10 generations of your family have never left village in the middle of the sweaty-ass jungle before
>some white guy comes into my village and tells me I have to go study in Massachusetts with a bunch of wealthy Boston WASP scions

done

done

done

too complicated

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Try watching Urara Meirochou and Konohana Kitan, I think they'll probably have the aesthetic you're looking for

based and redpilled

Why are you having us travel to a different fucking hemisphere on just a jealous autist? It makes no sense

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My take with a point of divergence in 1700:
>Quebecois School (British colonials kept getting killed by muggles so them colonized most of North America)
>Ilvermony
>Mayan School (New Spain)
>Cusco School (Peru Viceroyalty)
>Castelobruxo (BR and Portugal)

>Hogwarts
>Beauxbatons
>Extremadura School
>Vienna School
>Durmstrang
>Polish School
>Koldovstoretz

>Bornu (W. African School)
>Uagadou
>Loango (C. African)
>Cape

>Ottoman School
>Safavid (Persia)
>Mughal (India)
>Qing (China)
>Cambodia
>Mahoukotoro

>Australia is muggle Azkaban, no wizards go there.

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>be Canadian
>have to drag my ass down to fuggin massatwoshits for school
>at the start of every year, loud mildy drunk white people scream about orange leaves for a month

I can live with this map but why is the school Mayan and not Aztec?

If it's near Boston expect a fistfight.

If you want to go with the meme old Mesoamerican magic race it should be Toltec

>taco nigger school.
I love my country.

That's because rowling is a racist to everything non brit

Back to the waiting list migrant

Learn to deal with canon friend
harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Mexico

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harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Brazil

>The Brazilian National Quidditch team has won the Quidditch World Cup five times[4] since the 20th century, when it managed to reach the quarter-finals.

She really just went making shit up, what a fucking hack.

meh, when you make your own multi-billion dollar franchise universe you're more than welcome to make the rules

the British wizard government is stationed in Britain and they go to work by getting sucked into phone booths. Nobody is going to see shit. its all magic

>She really just went making shit up, what a fucking hack.
the secret of writing fiction has been revealed

>Brazil, is good at football
>lmao let's make them good in Quidditch too

At least she added some criatures from our folklore, but that's it.

kara boga is our school's headmaster

>be Australian wizard
>turn 11
>shipped off to America for wizard school
>get shot

>There are hardly any broomsticks in India as the flying carpet is the preferred mode of travel.
wtf

>The Snake Summons Spell was invented in India. It is illegally used by "Snake Charmers" to profit from entertaining Muggles.

>Be french
>Build the only magic school that rivals Hogwarts
>All western euros join it only to lower the level
Fucking muggles, Voldemort 2022

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>be australian
>forced to an american wizarding school
>get avada kedavra'd in a massacre

Magic is haram so it's okay.

why are australia, nz and canada orange instead of red?

>Be Midwest american
>Have to learn French to be taught magic
>Have to go to Quebec province, probably in the coldest part
Fuck that shit. That's a guaranteed wizard war between Massachusetts and Quebec for control of the Midwest. Heck I'd be wizard Hitler to start it, if no one else was willing.

Put me in the screenshot

Wizards and witches probably don't follow religion.

Do you think every african south of the sahara is just on homogenous culture?

Why would west africans go to uganda instead of Timbuktu home to various learning institutions dating back to the medieval era

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