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How cheap are good looking venezuelan whores?

You're all the same. What's the problem?
This is good for Colombia in the end.

But I thought Colombia was a capitalist shithole and Venezuela was a socialist paradise?

Similar potion as you guys

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yeah it is
more colombians are literally fleeing their shithole, and if i am not wrong, there are also hundreds of colombians living in venezuela too
colombiareports.com/colombia-has-highest-number-of-internally-displaced-people/

why? how can you tell they're venezuelan? they're your people. And neighbors. It is your humanitarian duty to take these people in.

Only the masochistic ones remain. The rest just use this shithole as a crossing point to reach better places.

Venezuelan girls are qt. I'm jealous

Dont you still have some that came during the Russian invasion and never returned?

>internally displaced
They arent going to another country.

yes they go to other latino countries, and are called criminals by the locals even in fucking Bolivia

Yup and then more come when the Afghan Civil war started and more came when the US Invaded
and even if the US leaves Afghanistan do you know what's gonna happen the Taliban and the current goverment clash and more Afghans are gonna come here
its a just joke that soon all of Afghanistan will just come to Pakistan

>tfw you have a venezuelan movia
I love her so much

*novia

the migration agency said there were 953,395 venezuelan migrants here in September that arrived in the past year, to compare, Brazil had 50k. the surrounding countries had similar numbers to the latter. Spain also has a considerable amount I believe.

noticias.caracoltv.com/gran-migracion-venezolana/agotados-y-decepcionados-regresan-varios-venezolanos-su-pais-ie206

Is this Colombian genocide?

>more colombians
>more
Where? You'd think this supposed 2 million colombian migrant crisis in the span of a couple of years would have appeared in the media.

venezuelans should move to colombia
colombians should move to chile
chileans should move to argentina
argentines should move to italy
italians should move to america

Uruguay is also suffering from the massive immigration of those niggers.
We should nuke Venezuela.

Im sorry :(

i got friends in bogota and cali, and they work real hard, but at least they can make a life for themselves and send money to their families here

how is maduro doing these days?

you should kick out the colombians who live in your country, and build a wall

How is things for a foreinger? I have a waifu in maracay and need to take her out asap

Yes, xenophobia and lack of immigration documents to get jobs is an issue, doesn't change the fact that the influx of venezuelans to this country is many times higher than returnees. The people in the video were also complaining about these issues in Peru and Ecuador as well.

what a cheap excuse, they flee because they know colombia is a hellhole

Don't worry, send them to us :^)

sent ;)
reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-migration-peru/hundreds-of-venezuelan-migrants-enter-peru-despite-passport-rule-idUSKCN1LA0RR

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pretty fucking good for himself and his cronnies hes the prez, what do you expect?

Nah thats useless, we should have used our military in the 80s to help them combat the guerrilla on the bording states which was what caused most of them to come here instead

>maracay

get her out my dude, thats one of the worst shithole cities, the biggest/most dangerous gangs spawn from there and the place in general is a shithole

thinks are pretty fucked up, but if you help her she should be fine, just get her to the frontier, theres no flights atm.

i´d say xenophobia isnt really an issue, mostly because they lack documents and people doesnt wanna risk getting in trouble for having illegals

its a very decent place if you come from here, you can really notice how much better things are just after crossing the border.

>you can really notice how much better things are just after crossing the border.
what do you think about those who return from colombia?

You got the shithole part right, though.

amazing how even poor and smallish latin american countries try to help their neighbors even though they are poor themselves and we are talking MILLIONS of displaced people. while the alt-right in the country of 320 million people complain about a few mexicans or centracas here and there.

She has no pasaport atm and said only can go to Colombia using a expresso, one fucking arab was harassing her and she said there are a lot of arabs with guns. But flights are closed?

Damn nothing can stop them. But to be honest, this was going to happen either way. I'm not that surprised with this outcome.
When are you heading to Chile?

The perks of speaking a different language and having an Amazon as a border :)
Although i did met some Venezuelan already, mostly good people.

Its an odd thing, some return because they went as illegals, some because they went temporarily to make money and then invest it here, most that return i´d say is because they couldnt afford staying there and didnt have the means to survive, but its a really mixed bag.

En las ciudades estan bien acomodados, lo unico malo y caro es costear cosas como el transporte y arriendo, la comida es barata, los servicios son pagables y puedes ahorrar si ganas al menos mas de un millon mensual que no estan dificil.

>she has no passport

shes fucked :( my mom is on the same, ive been trying to get her an extension but to no avail, the system is blocked.

>one fucking arab was harassing her and she said there are a lot of arabs with guns

Yeah, arab mafia has overtaken a large part of the country thanks to a chavista called tarek el aissami or something like that, he even has ties to hezbolla and shit.

>but flights are closed
for the most part you only get flights to caracas from wherever you are, the international airport has very little use now, theres like 1 weekly stuff for different countries

next year

i have been watching how your countrymen who live in peru demanding your president to pay them the flight to get them back to their country

They are not going to open passports and go full nk style? Oh shit now I'm afraid of the fucking Arab doing something to her since he looked as a rapist and was stalking her

>a chavista called tarek el aissami or something like that, he even has ties to hezbolla and shit
The irony is the most pro-US country in Lat Am may end up making conservacuck fantasies about jihadi latins true

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why do mexicans keep bullying each other?

Retard.

macaco

dude your country will become a ZOG colony like Honduras, and we all know thats a bad thing

retards but the goverment is doing it for propaganda, its very real

they said they were going to rework the whole system so the passports had to be paid in petros the moronic crypto currency they wanna force into use but it still hasnt gone into effect and the system is locked down.

>Oh shit now I'm afraid of the fucking Arab doing something to her since he looked as a rapist and was stalking her

if you could get her to move to a safer city at least she would be better off until she can leave, also you could technically marry her and give her citizenship right?

its been known since a while ago, when they caught some terrorists with venezuelan passports and shit, but the goverment never talked about it of course, and they protect the dude.

wouldnt surprise me if they were hidding some terrorists here or some shit.

>a zog colony

doubt it my dude.

>arab mafia has overtaken a large part of the country

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>retards but the goverment is doing it for propaganda, its very real
dont know if thats propaganda, but i find it funny that they first hated their country so much and the president, and now want to return and literally beg the president to pay the trip LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=-q8gm5sguG4

Yes but I think we cant mary without both of us being in the same place :( . I'm going to talk with her and about moving if the arab do something to her I'm going suicide bomb all of these fuckers

¿Seguro que no hay otras opciones para poder sacar a tu madre de ahí user? Also, suerte en Chile.

i forgot to add, that the honduran government should do the same here in mexico with their people who clearly dont want to live in tijuana

>Crypto
O NO NO NO yeah it is about time to invest whatever little economy is left in Venezuela in the meme coins. JUST

I heard from a bunch of Venezuelan friends that I made here, that most Venezuelans that come to Peru are surprisingly lazy even after coming from a literal hellhole.
One of them said that most don't do shit after finding a partner and a house to live in. Take from that what you want.

Yes, they control several things, their leader is an arab politicians thats also in drug dealing

its propaganda, maduro literally talks about it on a weekly basis like it was such a glorious thing, how hes reuniting the poor families and yadda yadda.

i mean, if you get her to brazil at least she can cross on foot, and then you could sort your shit out with her there.

La puedo sacar ilegalmente, pero de nuevo, no va a tener nada legal en chile, no puede trabajar (por que va a tener que hacerlo) y obviamente estando yo estable la tendria conmigo, pero ya llegare a ver las opciones en ese momento.

Si no hay de otra, la traere como sea el estatus legal no la voy a dejar sola hasta que se marchite

the goverment wants to force it since the actual currency is losing value on a daily basis, last friday 1 USD was 280 bolivares, today is 430 bolivares, and its gonna be over 500 by late december.

People gets paid weekly and their salaries are like salt in the water.

yeah it happens, but if anything that should be an incentive to save and push harder for a estable situation, fucks like that were just as lazy here and lived off doing shitty stuff and selling overpriced goods or shit like that, im wondering why so many go to peru though.

I got a friend that works in a restaurant after studying at le gordon bleu to be a pastry chef and hes doing pretty alright

>the goverment wants to force it
Yes but the crypto is fucked. I understand it is some other special snowflake crypto but all of them come down crashing. It is fucking insane.

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Kek good look convincing her that. I think I will need to go to Caracas I love her and will try to do everything for her

Also I hope she will have a better life in Brazil, but her family seems to be very good and this place isnt a much better shithole

why would she need a passaport to go to brazil?

>Yeah, arab mafia has overtaken a large part of the country thanks to a chavista called tarek el aissami or something like that, he even has ties to hezbolla and shit.

damn that sounds really bad, your country may never recover

Ojalá logres llevarla contigo user. Esto me recuerda que mi padre hace unos meses estaba tratando de traerse a un amigo de ahí y a su familia, creo que a este punto ya están jodidos, aunque espero equivocarme.
>im wondering why so many go to peru though.
Ni idea. Al parecer creyeron que tendrían otras facilidades parecidas al SIS al llegar aquí. Pero a este punto no me interesa si nos llegan esta clase de personas con tal que no maten a nadie.
>I got a friend that works in a restaurant after studying at le gordon bleu to be a pastry chef and hes doing pretty alright
Eso me recuerda que hay un restaurante de comida italiana que abrieron dos Venezolanos cerca a mi casa. Al parecer les va bien también, su comida es buena y está abierto hasta la madrugada, desu.

they dont care that it crashes, the system is probably just another way to add more red tape to the system, and also for them to do money laundering

> I think I will need to go to Caracas I love her and will try to do everything for her

dont do that unless its totally necessary, you´ll be a walking target as soon as you leave the airport, the people in charge of security will tip off the criminals waiting outside and will tell them all youre carrying and how you look.

she needs a passport to be legally in any place of latam che

>your country may never recover

were basically cuba 2.0 of course were not gonna recover

I hope Bolsonaro just fucking invades Venezuela Uganda-style and liquidates the commies

nobody is stupid enough to provoke more chaos in south america

he wont, that would mean an stupidly amount of resources wasted for something that might not even be fruitful for them, and then the country would have guerrillas like colombia did last century fed by cuba or some other country.

plus china/russia have economic interests and they would stop anything big scale.

Our country has become just a playground for the other superpowers with an elite that plays to their tune and fucks the whole place without giving a fuck.

leftism has been the biggest cancer in this place since the 80s its a shame

You sound so retarded right now

>she needs a passport to be legally in any place of latam che

are you sure? as far as i know i can go to any latam country without a passaport, just using my id.
and the sames goes for every other latin american, they can come here only with theirs ids

She needs a passport to take a plane or expresso to colombia

venezuela isnt the same in that regard now, the mercosur treaties dont apply now, and plus theyre looking to immigrate, they need documents, if theyre going by plane they need a passport

I think it maybe it will be necessary if she doesn't get the passport or I don't convince her to come into roraima. But its that bad that its sure that I'm going to get shot? I'm blonde and have green eyes and I'm targeted all the time even here lol. But I think of its for her its worth.

infodecordoba.com.ar/paises-que-no-requieren-pasaporte-para-argentinos-dni-mercosur/

infobae.com/politica/2018/02/15/el-gobierno-anuncio-facilidades-en-el-tramite-de-residencia-para-ciudadanos-venezolanos/

>I'm going to get shot?
you wont get shot unless you resist

>I'm blonde and have green eyes

Yeah you´re like a walking target for them, those physical characteristics mean youre rich in their eyes and whatever you lose is nothing.

facilidades mi negro no es un pase libre, aunque no tener si o si pasaporte es mas facil en ese caso, pero no siempre fue asi

How do we save Venezuela?

stop impossing economic sanctions on them :(

nuke it

otherwise you failed, just like in cuba.

The country isnt blocked economically the commies would love that, its just mismanaged to hell and back, like yours, but worse

But I don't want the nice people like you to die ;_;.

Wish there was a neutron bomb that only killed commies.

when the US gov says they will sanction your government or whatever they in fact mean, they want to fuck your country, and everyone gets affected
elpais.com/internacional/2017/08/26/america/1503709294_678483.html

Its a price that has to be payed, just hit caracas anyway, nothing worthwhile is there, just the biggest slum in south america and the HQ of bureaucracy

They actually freeze the assets of goverment officials and in this case fuck up citgo which has been mismanaged like shit and is only good to keep the money for the crooks, hence why theyve been trying to use it to cover the national deficit

in any case, its not like it matters, the people dont see any betterment even if the party had unlimited access to that money.

here is another source just confirming what i am saying, economic sanctions even if those are against the government, really fuck up the entire country, and even admits that sanctions do not work to oust a government the US doesnt like
elespectador.com/noticias/el-mundo/estados-unidos-impone-duras-sanciones-venezuela-peor-para-los-ciudadanos-articulo-789732

>admits that sanctions do not work to oust a government the US doesnt like

yeah thats just a way to get people inside the country to rile up and overthrow the regime, which wont happen in this case because no weapons and no actual backup from the internal military since theyre all brainwashed or sold themselves to the party

not saying youre lying really, just thats the sanctions have their own reasons as well for some part and honestly it was bound to happen anyway.

Congrats. Must be amazing. How did you meet ?

which sanctions, paco?

Come here, go to a touristic city like Viña del mar or La Serena and work for UberEats or PedidosYa, many Venezuelans do that and they seem to do just fine

dumb fuck

>A blond brazilian with a gf from Venezuela
You can only find that on Jow Forums

actually thinking about it, I always wanted to work in tourism/hotels and stuff like that.

I heard theres many doing the delivery stuff and it seems a bit overcrowded though, but i´ll find something.

Do you think being a sommelier could help?

remember when Nixon said he wanted the chilean economy to scream, the same happens in venezuela :^)

the chilean economy is screaming success :D

>Do you think being a sommelier could help?
You might find temporary jobs in weddings or wine events(wich'll give a good paying nonetheless), but you won't have it easy finding a full time job.
Knowing english is defitinely a must in the tourism industry so you're good on that.

figures, it would be like a "hey i also know about this, in case you wanna put it to use" not my main field at all but ive worked with food for all my short life, though dont wanna be stuck in a kitchen.

I know english could help me out in that regard but since i dont have any actual experience on hotels, just working at catering for them might not be good enough, but i´ll knock the doors when im there.

Seriously man, lay off the Morena kool aid for a bit

Find her on tinder when I was traveling. I'm still a mutt though kek
Thanks for the info I'm going to talk with her tomorrow to see what I can do generally when we speak she undermines heavily how things are, like she tells me things aren't so bad etc

but why? it's like canadians coming into america, you're literally all the same shade of brown

post on Jow Forums some time to let us know what happened. do you post on /luso/?

Nope, I generally lurk in all boards. I went to travel when things were better and I installed tinder and had a match with her that was a pretty good one because I'm think she is way over my league(even being blonde I still have that mutt face) we met and continued to talk and make video call. Even from distance she is lovely and one of the best womans I have been, currently we are making plans of her coming to Brazil and marry probably next year. She also says that she want me to be "papa de su híjos" what I think is hot and adorable at the same time

awww so sweet, good luck to you man

Thanks man :). I'm worried about her safety recently though in special with an arab gang

manchild

t. shill

It'll be over soon. Bolsonaro wants to invade Venezuela so the Venezuelans can go home