/brit/

moms gonna freakkkkkkkk

also i was supposed to have sex with someone at 2AM bt i cancceelled last minute coz i wanted a kebab which i feel guilty about natch

Adam Smith

seems to me a large section of outrage twitter are bully victims. they see every outrage as some sort of revenge where the teacher will finally listen to them

JIMMY SAVILE LIVES!!!

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had kfc for first time in my life a few days ago

was quite nice, will get again

Ah yes, Henry's here to brag about his life again
Fuck off

the bender's been on a bender

i agree with this sentiment totally. i never had this "angsty" teenage period that people go on about. i loved it. lived in a massive house with a mum who never had to work being spoilt rotten and doing nothing but play video games and chill with mates. *sobs*

The people up in arms about the kid being bullied were apathetic about any rape gang in this country
They simply didn't care. The guardian are still trying to downplay it now. This kid will recieve more coverage in all media just watch. It will be BBC news main story tomorrow

the tapwater in my town tastes vile

the fag went for a fag & a kebab and now he missed his chance to bum another fag

sorry gang

off to insensate obklivion now ta x

Any easy way of finding it if a bird is dead or not without it fucking off if it isn't?

give her fanny a tickle

>Many of whom are refugees which will be given free housing and aid whilst thousands of Irish people will be freezing out on the street this Christmas. Once the migration pact is signed we can say goodbye to the Ireland we knew.

What if it's a bloke that's a bit gay

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going bed now shall be wanking again first

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Fucking state of this manlet. kek.
This is a grown man, ex-SAS, talking about a child.

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Yes, the bully needs to be expelled. He’s full of hate. He needs to go to love rehab, or something. To remain where he’s at will only encourage and embolden his evil behavior.

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oh DEARY me

It's always really exciting trying to figure out whether these are parody accounts.

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it’s like that drawing of the man on the bus haha

mate what

Basically he's calling the Syrian parents weak

wubba lub dub dub

oxford has to be one of the gayest gays in the world

Yeah, I’m very nostalgic over my teenage years
All my close mates had Xbox Live and there was nothing better to do after school than play Xbox together

It was also great when I got a car at 17 and went out way more but those few years with no responsibilities were special - I too didn’t really go through puberty blues

is there a difference between the pronunciation of organ and Oregon?

the stop bullying people are the new jacobins

So bent he got a girlfriend which is more than we can say for you

awe-gan
awe-ree-gon

or-gan

ore-gon

SCREECHING

Why is a kid being bullied national news?

*burp* borders are an illusion morty they *burrrrp* don't exist morty they're entirely *burrrrrrrp* arbitrary

>awe-ree-gan
what fucking accent is that lmao

Raised 30k because he got bullied

Who posted that anecdote the other day about how in the 1900s or earlier the middle classes wanted to help foreign nations but ignored the own working class and underclass of their own country haha

this zinger would have been better if i didn't have a gf, but i do. missed the target a little.

im sure oxford doesnt mind me calling him gay

don't remember this bit

oxford is so cute I want to be his friend

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Because he's a Syrian refugee who got a bit of water splashed on his face and therefore more newsworthy than the thousands of kids that get beaten up every day.

unironically if youre in london dont mind getting a pint tgt

got fuck all to do this holiday except work anyway

i dont
go for it lad

Why'd you think?

>Throughout the campaign I have increased the target of the funds and I will continue to do so as I feel it is important that we raise as much money as possible for the family.
But WHY

*cums down your throat* remember this morty you little cunt

not in london but we'd get along amazing

i commited worse acts of violence at school and nobody started a fundraiser. remember when a fat ginger kid we used to harass got cheeky and nicked our football and i booted him on the head while people had him held down and cut his forehead open. regret that looking back

Happens on every playground on earth

kek

is this what separates /brit/ from /britfeel/

we used to force this little gay boy to suck on our prepubescent willies when I was nine

Think there is some kind of animal in my house
Keeps making noises

Probably

All of this GoFundMe talk because a Syrian kid got beaten up got me thinking
Business idea: Beat Poley into a coma

thinking about NIGGERS again lads

Haha I did flash my todger to an older girl and she screamed and told her mum who told my mum who told me off but my dad laughed

no you didn't fuck off liam

there is an animal but it's your sister

anxiety level has peaked
may have to take a 'zo tomorrow

fucking hate bullies tbqh but that case with the syrian kid does not deserve nearly the attention or the money it’s getting bleeding hell

Tell it to shut up

Why is it that in America it's not considered gay to make other boys suck your duck or fuck men in prison but if a man wears a scarf that's gay?

>tfw i'll never have my first sexual experiences ever again
being an awkward unexperienced virgin stumbling into sexual acts with girls for the first time was such an adventure, i wish i could do it again.

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mikey the intinerant

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we also used to pin a kid with literal learning difficulties behind a door and cover him in old leaves and rubbish and shit. as if his life probably wasnt bad enough already. i regret all that shit quite a lot but at the time you just wanted to seem like a big hard man

fucking ambulance just zooped down the road blaring it's insufferable sirens despite it being quarter to fucking 3 in the morning.

don't care how many wogs get shanked this is intolerable the NHS should be banned

Yep I remember jumping up on a bin and getting my todger out
Must have been about 6, just felt the need to show her it

A powerful moment

UK posters share outrageous but true stories in an understated manner

Yanks respond with something so over the top it’s obviously fake

The annoying part is it did work because the police announced a few hours ago they'd be investigating it now
But yeah don't get the money angle

Pathetic twerp

i would kill you if i was able

I'm assuming there's other stuff going on cos that in the video was timid. I was expecting something really vicious, but it's a fucking headlock and a splash of water FFS

Just looks like a poofter version of bully circle to me, getting chased down by 50 lads and having your head kicked in is a vital part of the growing up process imo.

>Yanks respond with something so over the top it’s obviously fake
yeah ok pal
you've obviously never met little boys

They also broke his arm

Shut up you victim
Bullying is healthy and perfectly natural
Only people who care are victims of bullying but even then it's really not that bad its just playground kids being kids

>getting chased down by 50 lads and having your head kicked in is a vital part of the growing up process imo.

Ah yes forgotten I share a thread with northern council estate people

He's turned himself into the police. Runs in the Family it seems.

>But yeah don't get the money angle
people are only altruistic because it makes them feel good, thats it

it also absolves people of their sins/guilt/shame

Proof of this and not fucking Twitter conjecture.

i watched too many yank tv shows as a kid so when i saw one of my mates at school being picked on i did this cringey standing up for him moment telling them to leave him alone like one of those yank heroes on some show

as i was doing that i later found out that my rucksack had been filled with rocks

Worse things happen to people all the time and we aren't asked to open our wallets, I don't get it

My post was satire you gimp

weakling. if you refuse to take shit you will end up in a fight regardless of where you are.

You can see his arm in a cast on the video

I grew up in a middle-class home in Berkshire, mate. You know nothing, you oily paki freak.

it is desu

you need to learn that other people aren't to be trusted, promotes a skeptical attitude which is crucial for a functional democracy