/cum/

any mexican trans girls here

you don't suck it, you lick it

You can suck on it too

no

Hello everyone, how's it going senpai.

I haye life but I dont wanna die

hola

I haye life and I wanna die

Ohh FUCK, I swear I typed "senpai" instead of "senpai" I don't know what the fuck happened.

Can't sleep, I can't take another night of insomnia and staring at the computer screen, it is so boring, I am going to go insane

Really wish /cum/ could be a place We could come to for support when we have life problems but everyone is mean instead

hey what's going on big guy

>get job online
>can live anywhere
>there is no other country in the world with legal weed and year round beaches that is cheaper than the US

i considered portugal but fuck portugal, ya know? i just wanted to live in some third world country smoking weed, fucking girls of questionable ages and doing as little as possible but it turns out i'm in the best place to do that minus the questionable ages.

I go to /brit/ or /nfl/ (on /sp/) with my life problems because they are active and will always respond

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based and redpilled

Just general hyper anxiety due to working 8 days in a row over Black Friday/cyber Monday and my gf being unsupportive while she’s on a fun vacation in Seattle with her family

/brit/ is even meaner

>I go to /brit/

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gf dropped condom in my eye. the corner got me good and it hurts. i said it hurt and she told me to stop being a bitch.

you again? i slept last night but tossed and turned for awhile
you could try going to get some benadryl or whatever the generic is with diphenhydramine just make sure it has no acetimenophen or however it's spelt

Gf poked my eye with her tongue and I got conjunctivitis

well you got through the worst of it pal it's smooth sailing from here on out

seems like a great way to get it.

/cum/ is fucking shit these days. i remember when it started and its been down hill since.

Going t' shop anyone want owt

Election day 2016 was my favorite /cum/ posting day

I’m not though because she hasn’t spoken to me all day and I just want her to be there for me but it feels like she doesn’t care

That’s got me even more anxious now and I’m laying in bed and can’t sleep, absolute mess

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Schizo

Cornetto

you honestly sound like a bitch. learn to meditate and get your shit together. anxiety isn't an illness its an inablility to regulate emotions. stop smoking and drinking caffeine, and work out. if you cant/wont do any of this and get mad at me you're a pussy and responsible for all your problems and will be forever.

I don’t smoke and rarely drink caffeine and do work out, still have anxiety and can’t calm down enough to medicate nor have I ever found it helpful in the past

>can't calm down enough to meditate
yeah. thats why you meditate. to learn how to do that. google it, you're responsible for your emotions.

Black guy here. Is it true white people don't get cold?

Yes

i'm cold all the time.

What do you get when you cross a christmas tree and a multinational corporation? A pineapple

It’s one of our racial passives

don't worry gentlemen... i speak english

feeling sleepy

Fuck off back to England wh*tie America is a SPANISH speaking country now

based

et toi?

Cringe

Hows the temperature un your place? 21° here.

56F/13C (I'm in Northern California)

I dont remember what this gif is about, so im posting it just to see
please ignore

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4c here. not enjoying myself..

6c
pretty warm compared to the last few days

19° here
winter has come hehe

Cold

Why not just watch it you stupid reddit using fuck
Kill yourself god damn

I just watched it, mission accomplished

-1c atm

You don't have to post it, "test pls ignore no upvote! :DDDD" cunt
This is why your womb is barren

what anime you guys watching this season? for me its zombies.

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Haven't watched anime in years. Which should I pick up?

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oh.

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Do NOT watch anime

*upvotes*

What an ugly animal

Only zombieland
I used to watch 5+ shows a season but I'm kinda growing out of anime

Agreed. Watching animé turns you into a homosexual sissy boy

52F/11C

same, i cant I even remember the last anime I followed with /a/

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I love rain so fucking much

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tears if youre not watching jojo pt 5

I need alcohol I need alcohol I need alcohol

HIT OR MISS

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still pretty

Miss

she's got that neanderthal brow

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I wish that happened to me in high school or middle school.

>tfw I don't have any whiskey

>I wish that happened to me in high school or middle school.

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he forgot to add "or college"

hey placer how's it going

Note from the future: don't trust Rya

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/cum/ has the beefiest trains on Jow Forums

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am i cute or what

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And the beefiest vaginas, perfect for me to bury my mouth into

Yikes

why's that user

Just edgy song lyrics that I thought would elicit a reaction

Eyes too far apart
Lips too big

could really go for some p*ssy rn

what book is /cum/ reading currently? i'm reading red shirts by john scalzi, basically a parody of star trek where a red shirt realizes something strange is going on on the starship he's on

oh

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Kys