Help us win the Revolutionary War

>Help us win the Revolutionary War
>Give us the Statue of Liberty
>Give us our first tanks
Why aren't we better friends with the French?

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>help us win
bit of an understatement

It was mostly our soldiers doing the fighting on land though

They hate us desu :(

We'll never forget the freedom fries incident.

But French fries are originally Belgium no...? Also please forgive us, not all of us were in agreement towards that :(

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Once Drumpf's head is on a pike, we'll invite Macron to be our president

Shut up France and let me kiss you

Can I join?

No