semen edition
/cum/
wouwouuu!
burger
need to rewatch the godzilla series
really want to watch battlestar galactica with someone
If you don't take the onion rings off this burger you are a subhuman
yea obviously... dip them into ketchup separately
>tfw my dad showed me bsg
me in the pic
drunk
stop posting prepubescent cartoon girls dancing
same, i've been watching a bunch of old horror movies
the newer series i assume?
i got some crackers from the vending machine which actually fit through but maybe i wouldn't be so fucking hungry if i had the chips
>the newer series i assume?
of COURSE
just got arma III for SWOP with my buds and holy shit the SP campaign is broken in some parts
deadlines hit sometimes maybe
youtu.be
"no"
i haven't gotten around to watching it yet, i liked the '78 series though
>anime
cringe
>MANime
based
get to it NOW
>eats snacks for hunger
that's unhealthy
skyrim for the imperials
based
THERE'S A FUCKING DRILL AND IT'S DRILLING LIKE
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*pause*
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rannsaka
bethesda for the shit stain leads who only have their jobs because of nepotism
>terrible programming lead
>terrible design lead
>terrible writing lead
>terrible audio design lead
>terrible animations lead
>terrible texture artist lead
all awful
i dont have food
i just got done with morrowind
>a swede giving me yous
a you to you too, you
>morrowind
>not playing daggerfall
あああああああああああああああああああ
started to but gave it up in favor of morrowind
HEAVY MACHINERY OUTSIDE SHAKING THE APARTMENT
same wtf
you will pay for pirating books in /cum/
It's rumored that Peter Steele of Type O Negative sang the ending song to the old iMac game Cro Mag Rally (if you were in elementary in the late 90s, you may've played this in the computer lab).
I imagine myself in Tejas, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te gringo dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te gringos but they keep coming. I shoot gringos but I run out of ammo so I draw my macahuitl and begin beheading gringos, since wh*Tes are way more physically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. gringos were shooting me from a distance like cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOGA smiles at me, I smile back...
Then I woke up, in Tenochtitlan, my homeland. My BLACK brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven.
honestly it feels kinda nice when I sleep, it's like a cradle shaking
I ain't pirate nothing bich
youtu.be
Unironically good stuff
Not enjoying life atm
Why doth thou thinketh so
headache, LOUD SOUNDS OUTSIDE and bored
VERY noice
europeans SUCK
Going to illegally buy a gun and kill the construction workers outside
jk
Just stay indoors and stay calm, I have hired workers to excavate the entire landmass of Scandinavia and plant it in my backyard so I may have the finest selection of cute bois to choose from. They should be done in a week or so.
Where do you live
I imagine Sweden can be quite desolate
Funland isn't in Scandinavia, tell your workmen they are going in the wrong direction
Stockholm, Looking forward to summer when i go to Gotland so i can skip this noise
In English it can include Finland, you will not escape boipucci inspection day with semantics.
not gay, and not interesting in coming to America
NO
you ignorant fucks using the word incorrectly won't change the fact that it it incorrect, we will protest and fight this till the end
Scandianiva is Sweden, D*nmark and norway
What about Iceland and Faroe Islands?
Hey buds, watermelon here
Nordic
>he doesn't enjoy onion rings on his burg
Imagine being this much of a beta
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some—
BITCH LASAGNA
if you look in the comments you'll see a comment by yours truly
i want onion rings now
god dammit
Arby's has great onion rings desu
onions are for subhumans
Feeling hungry
eat this! *takes dick out*
there are no Arby's in my province i don't think
do you guys have poutine but with onion rings? If not you need to get on that
>onions are for subhumans
you're a genius, every time i go out for onion rings i end up getting poutine
How big is it
sad!
How are my friends today anyway?
I put bread with ham and cheese and ketchup and oregano in the oven
never measured it, its about average i suppose
Good lad
I think I am going to make meatballs now
I like oregano... and ketchup...
hmmmmmmmm,,,
k
I will now move to Canada and open restaurant called poutine-rings and make a million dollars! and become increasingly more fat than I already am
How come any one of these dogs is just considered a “pit pull” in America despite being completely different dogs??
HALOO? Is Amerikka there??
small american brains
hey
its easier to just lump up unrelated things into the same category, like how we put Finland in with the Nordic countries even tho their from japan
wish i could kill all pedophiles t.bh
go to bed ale
te extraño
I want a pet finn so bad. I want to feed it nothing but coffee and mammi and keep it under my bed and listen to its soft perkeles as I drift off to sleep every night.
Hope you like saunas
HALOOOOO? Amerikka? Are you there? plis answer my phone the call is expensive
no problem with them
Hello, are you the cute little gnome I ordered?
that's close enough
You're coming with me, salty licorice man.
no
no
noooooooo
I burned my breads so I opened the window and now I hear the drill at FULL POWER
had a european tell me my uncle's boxer was a pit bull last time I posted him
You want in too, meatball dude?
Do you need mister loud amerikkkan to scare the construction men away?
Me extriñes?