Try avocado

so much butthurt

avocado is not supposed to be eaten like an apple or pear ie all on it's own. avocado is an ingredient of complex dishes

Still tastes like shit

>you're unironically defending beet
You're damn right, beets are great.
CHI

yeah, it kinda does

>beets are great
Well, by all means continue enjoying your cuisine

Yeah, you're not supposed to bite into them, you use thin slices

If you snowniggers get so triggered by tropical vegetables here's an idea, don't eat them

yeah it was like eating big pine nut except that it was much greasier and had unpleasant texture
somehow americans love it wtf???

I always hated it.

You probably got a rotten one. Then again you probably wouldn't have been too impressed by a fresh one either. They're overrated.

Huh? What's your problem? Aren't you the one triggered for some reason? I stated they have a lot of calories compared most other fruits.

I actually love it.
the only thing I hate that you should wait few days until its ripened

I forgot, you should eat it only by thin slices with olive oil and sea salt

Avocado juice is one of the best things I've ever drank. You should try it. You'll just need milk, avocado, sugar and a blender.

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I'm not the one who started a thread because I ate something exotic I don't understand the wrong way, I get it you people look at avocados as a status symbol part of some aspirational lifestyle but for us it's a mere stapple food.

Now you don't have to get it, not every single thing or experience in the world is meant for you, I don't understand that the Canadian user loves beets so much but it's fine for him I guess. I simply stated you don't eat avocadoes like other fruits which makes the caloric content a non issue.

Its way better than CMETAHA!

I'm envious. My puke just tastes like puke.

dude this! its so good

Russian food is great though.

>american food

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tastes like nothing, literally no flavor at all

i ate mango once, tasted like carrot, could have been unripe, but i assumed it ripened during transport

>i ate mango once
You've got to be trolling, you've only eaten mango the one time?

expensive as fuck. I did eat stuff that has mango tho, like juices

That sounds like so weird to me, I thought other than avocados or countries like Japan fruit being rare/expensive was a meme

>try american food
>tastes like high fructose corn syrup with heat coins

well, mango and avocado don't grow here, we're landlocked and far away from where it grows

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no shit, you're not supposed to eat it whole. put thin slices on a bread and generously add salt and pepper, or make guacamole

Stop buying mexican avocado it's shit since the good one is either from small farmers or aimed to food service
But don't buy californian or chilean either as it makes it more expensive for us. The rule of gold is: if it doesnt grow up in your country don't buy it.

That's kind of trippy for some weird reason

Kek, now you grow better avocadoes than the country that originated it? How many kinds do you even have?

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Where do you live? They really aren't expensive if you know where to search, especially lower quality stuff, in Tuzla we can find a piece for 70 cent

>now you grow better avocadoes than the country that originated it?
Hass originated in California, and was being farmed in chile before mexicans even considered farming murrikan avocados. I'm sorry but when people talk about Avocados they talk about HASS

Hass is the shit commercial variety, the only people who talk Hass are the amateurs who know shit.

But I forget you have misappropiated putting avocado on hot dogs as a national dish while we were doing long before you even knew avocadoes existed, learn some respect thief

Your dad must be the president

>Hass is the shit commercial variety
Yes you stupid cunt, that's what we are talking about. for fucks sake do you even read the post you were bitching about? I was talking about your HASS export. You are so insecure about your shithole country that you get triggered by anything, anyone who isnt a total moron knows Mexican Hass is the worst version of hass you can easily get and that the good exports are for the food service, stop getting triggered over the fact an american variety that you don't even like grows better in america and chile, 2 (colder) countries that were farming that particular avocado for almost a century before Hass exploded as a export in mexico. It's as retarded as if a French poster that doesnt like malbec and believes there's way better grapes in france got mad at argentina being more fit for malbec than france.

I can find online stuff about good avocadoes on Israel and Guatemala but nothing about chile and I'm specifically discussing Hass, those don't seem like cold places do they?

Way to pull one out of your ass, you're not even a top 5 producer

A lot of farmers in the coffee region are now farming avocados instead of coffee. Based.

just like the game where the protag is based from her, kek

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Nice I gotta play that

thats not a juice at all!
they dont ripe during transport
i tried a mango in israel and it tasted nothing like unripe stuff we get

Peruvian Palta>>>>>>Aguacate>>>>>Avocado

was the random inclusion of the word "AMERICANS" in default ms paint font really necessary

>see this post
>I hate Russia now

I agree, avocado is the most overrated shit that yanks love stuffing down their throats

>they dont ripe during transport
>i tried a mango in israel and it tasted nothing like unripe stuff we get
because friuts exported far away are picked up when they are still green and sprayed with ethylene or calcium carbide during the transport. those substances trigger biochemical pathways that make fruits ripe, but results are not the same as if they were left in the sun to ripe, biggest difference is they are less sweet.

fucking poofters

You are a fucking idiot.

He doesn't understand basic breading

At least I can spell

Avocado is god tier vegetable.
It has high level food value and taste(cooked).

You probably had a really unripe one. There are also different kinds. You want the type with the rough skin.

>beets are great
Peasant

True. Completely overrated shit for soyboys.

Avocado on it’s own isn’t even bad, you just have to squeeze a shitload of lemonjuice onto it

>american despising vegetables
Who woulda thunk

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