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Federalized Philippines(chinese province) edition

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Gwapa ani

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Philippines is like an English-speaking Indochina

why does your ancestors leave behind such accent heavy colonies?

Except Indochina was civilized prior to colonization while Filipinos were leaf wearing savages

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The UK has many accents and the people with those accents settled in those colonies

>leaf wearing savages
Sexy

No we're not. Brunei has culture that got erased when Spics came.

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WTF are Visayans nazis?

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Yes.
Low IQ people can speak and use Tagalog as its been compared to baby talks and monkey howling at each other.

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I am proud for you guys because every time I open Jow Forums and it's about Philippines there all are Bisayan slum pagpag comments or post.and its all true

I'm Bisaya guy and fortunately for us, there are alot poor Bisayan in which we love opening bar and nightclub business and servicing White and Chink foreigners especially in 2017 we love black guys, cebu is the porn capital of the philippines

Since then we lived with that worst reputation in which we generate large sex tourism income. However, I've found that Bisayan Lands is just sexual for fantasy land for the perv. We might seem stubborn and arrogance stupid and has low IQ, compare to our neighbor,
but we always learn about what happen to the world. Bisaya women who also working abroad are also marked by your standard as "whore" which is again true

And I've seen it right in my face.
we are proud that our mothers are called flip hookers

And one thing for the Bisayans, we are stupid worthless and monkeys can work better
As a Bisaya guy I've accepted my worthlessness and the reason why this country is a shithole

I hope this helps you more in understanding Bisaya society soon

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Bisaya Illocano Traitors : Sana sakupin na tayo ng China thanks taytay digong

Also Bisayan Illocano coward sexslaves:
rappler.com/newsbreak/inside-track/175638-duterte-trick-out-rotc

>Duterte, who as President wants to bring back mandatory ROTC, said he tricked the military registrar by submitting fake medical documents that proved he was too sickly to take ROTC, thus exempting him from the requirement.

Spineless sex slaves that wants to suck the tiny dicks of China with their gay faggotry bisayan illocano commies soldiers

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good for you mate just remember if you want to became a prostitute or maid for tiny dick chinks learn bisaya or illocano

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Based designated pagpag eaters shitposting general.

Sometimes yes, sometimes no

It's okay to be bumiputera.

be nice to our seething bisayan illocano pagpag eating posters, it bad enough they have to sell thier children and thier own body to chinks and white as sex slaves to survive the slums.

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Someone make a new, better general. These people fighting over the same things over and over again are really cancerous.

Abandon this shitty thread

Pacquiao's gonna chew your ass. chink.

Seriously people here will look down on you if you speak bisaya and maybe ilocano.
you will be seen as a low class slum dweller that eats pagpag, a stereotype that never seems to go away.

Pacquiao is a political lapdog of Duterte so he's under the pro china coalition

*ahem*
FUCK COMMIES

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pengen ngentot gan.

discord.gg/VPY4mnF
i might get a fuck off but whatever

Is Malaysia our only hope?

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This is just the global version of "free prizes" in the shopping mall or a "free telepad" from PLDT.

It should be really obvious to anyone, that this shit isn't free and it's just going to result in being hugely in debt to a country that wants you to default so they can collect something far more valuable.

But hey, people here fall for the scams in the mall and the scams from PLDT - so of course they will fall for this.

Holy FUCK does Philippines makes shitty OP.
Philippines should be banned from making /asean/ Thread

OP is just a fucking white.
and you know, whites tend to ruin everything.
the cancer of the planet = the white race,
for example you are a fucking white, I would gladly torture you and your family to death and masturbate over your fucking white dead bodies. fun and happy.

Well you're no better pe*u you sexpat.
Polite sage

report the threads

whatever white, go back to europe, thats your place, do you hate it? but that is a place made by whites for whites, so go back. you are not welcome outside europe.

Your worst mistake is to erroneously judge me as whites.
I will forever remember you because of it.
You half kike, long nosed, grubby handed faggot

>if you dont have the money dont spend it
wow... truly a genius...

is this true?
my way was written by a leaf so weedman would apologize if he was asked

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Its just an urban myth

let me check

AND NOW
THE END IS NEAR
AND SO I FACE
MY FINAL CURTAIN

whatever, just die, who the fuck cares about you white.

Fuck off Perufaggot
This is a nice general no bully allowed

Peru was a mistake

Yikes

Race war yay
8/11 on?

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Renting a new room, previously rented by an Indian
their smell is still lingering even though they left for a week, how do I get rid of it

And why do they smell so god damn heavy, the moment I even step foot outside the door, I can smell the god damn Indian smell that I'm not used to

Its the Tune and sound not the lyrics

Just fucking use a scent neutraliser spray fucknuts

>Rm30 per bottle
fuck that shit
I ordered a cleaner for Rm50 to come clean the room up tomorrow

>sissy pansy boi can't clean his own room

I'm not poor and I don't wanna do malay people work
plus I'm following rich people culture like singaporean

>not poor
>can only afford to pay for a RM50 service

even cheap hookers cost more than that

Singapore is only rich because it is the financial prostitute in Asia for white companies.

it's true. i still recall watching it on the news. "my way" is now removed from karaoke bars. no apologies needed, sorry.

>go to Chinkapoore
>a chink maid cleans your hotel room
>a chink comes for room service
>clean my food by chinks
I love going there, desu.

so you'll kill each other over this?
youtube.com/watch?v=GME3fMeK5ts

Hey, it's the shadow among the buildings here. As I leaked I hope you guys were cashing out on boeing stock, if you paid any attention to the writing in the wall.
I'll be back to share juicy info later. Because I'm already here. Forever.

>"my way" is now removed from karaoke bars. no apologies needed, sorry.
is country roads still allowed?
yes, I know it's a different country

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Nah it was a pseudo-melting pot of sorts of islamic and pagan asia-pacific seafaring tribes.

I have no idea why the elementary history teach this retarded "lol three early tribes came to the country - the niggas, the white gooks, and the brown gooks"

>lol three early tribes came to the country - the niggas, the white gooks, and the brown gooks

how did it happen?

thought it was abbos like in taiwan, then some asians, then spanish, then more asians when they saw how rich it was getting

Aboriginals that are mostly malayan and mongol in decent yeah. But local elementary history literally has "the three races that came to the philippines first were the negritos, the indos, and the malays, then we got visitors!" It's hilarious because high school/middle school history immediately ditched that. It's like some weird false knowledge.

Recommend me some good lewd SFM artists

oh, our entire taught history is about some bullshit of one people crossing over at once so no other group has more rights even though it didn't happen that way and only white people stole land even though there's eurasian, asian and ainu remains found here

did aliens contacted ancient filipinos?
why aliens contacted most non-white civilizations and avoided contact with the white ones? Was this because the violent nature of the white race?

>tfw struck gold in the autograph ballot
Feels good man

Now time to sell off the SPYAIR poster.

You'll be surprised how many people don't know that.

Is sucking the cock of my ladyboy gf considered to be gay?

Pewposterous for witcher girls.
StudioFOW for DoA girls.

none, theyre all shit
go buy VR instead

These IQ tests in the internet are bullshit. I am drunk right now, but let me tell ya something I dont believe I could got 119 and 107 in my HS and Elementary IQ tests and get 93 in the internet.

Bullshit
Being smart is quite literally one of the only positive things I got in life dammit

wherever you are Cindy, I hope you are happy.

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Do you believe in god, /asean/?

Which god(s)?

OH NO NO NO
the white time travelling man has spoken /asean/ what say you

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This is your daily safety reminder
When you see a keling and a snake, remember to kill the keling first

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Someone just made a song about my life's story.

what will you do with money?
are you smart enough to manage 1 million usd?
are you strong enough to manage the suffering of losing 20 000 usd in a second?

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Diam la kimak

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>starving because i haven't eaten anything after went to the gym
>can't sleep and start the car engine to go out
>police car came right to my street at 3am and only turn on their light after seeing me
>looks like they're trying to be very quiet and stealthy but still didn't know which exact house is their target
>managed to get away right on time

Tipu

are you white? gym is for whites, being big and muscular to attack the weak, thats white thinking.

Diaspora reported

Betul, demi Allah. I don't know what's their purpose but I think I'll find a mosque somewhere and chill there for a while until all settled down. Now at mamak eating roti sardin.

I already like how my face looks like, I want to like how my body looks like too.

Roti sardin for RM4.50 ($1.10). 20g of protein. Not bad.

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why dont you move to Indonesia? things are cheaper there.

Im assuming its just the malay tribes migrating to here "displacing" the local people. The chinese one probably refers to the chinese traders or the chinese red flag fleet.