Be me

forest is a nice place to speak up
yell at squirrels
ask Odin for gf
rant the trees were taller back in good old days

based

>ask Odin for gf
Actualy sometimes I do go outside at night to perform rituals and sacrifice to the gods, though I don't ask them for gf. It's more like "keep me and my family healthy" etc

why would you want to stop it? english has become the language of the world, if we all spoke a common language we would all be able to understand each other. with a common language we would not be inconvenienced by mutually unintelligble languages.

What are you, a sasquatch? Jesus.

Swedish is a vital part of our culture and identity as a people. If it died, a part of us would die with it

>keep me and my family healthy
hey, you have your government taxing the shit out of you for this crap
you'd better ask for gf.
or bringing 80s' speed metal back

>he thinks understanding means agreeing

piss off to your artisanal cocksucking shop or w/e

>go outside
>there is nothing

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what is it like to walk in a swedish forest?

This. Even a black can be swedish as long as he speaks the language

But Mandarin will replace it soon. Learn Chinese to understand each other.

we'll see about that kimchi-nigger

It's quiet and relaxing, especially now in the winter. Watch out for bears though

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how frequent are bear attacks? the most dangerous bears in the USA are in alaska, there was a man named timothy treadwell that was literally eaten alive by a grizzly bear while he was documenting the bears in the alaskan wilderness.

Good

fpbp

youtube.com/watch?v=t15t8WyFY9k

Túhtta júahomalain eskhú lahti saamitsja vouta rúkkjatajhala silisjaho...

>tfw you are Sami and the language doesn't mix with others so your way of thinking doesn't match the English language making it almost impossible to think in English

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>your way of thinking doesn't match
its called grammar, lapp-cuck

I'm not that good at grammar when it comes to other languages.

you sound like a funny guy, Belanon

Va inte orolig, bara läs lite mer material i Svenska, prata det mer osv, mina drömmar är på Svenska, Finska och Engelska men jag pratar all tre lika bra och nästan lika ofta.

Good!

Fuck our government Byelobro, we might pay tax but our healthcare is SHIT, my mother had go over to Finland to get the medical treatment they failed to gives her here in Sweden.

And 80's speed metal never left... it is with us, in our hearts.

>our healthcare is SHIT
Works fine here in Norrland.

Everything works better in Norrland

>our healthcare is SHIT
is it true that they give out heroin or cocaine-copies for toothaches?

I don't listen a lot of english songs now. I still have favorite bands, but prefer music in slavic, eastern european languages.

True that.

Bears are really bad in Northern Idaho/East WA/ Western Montana too. Everybody carries guns when they go hiking here and people who don't get ostracized for being irresponsible.

But what kind of English? American? British?

Also, what do you think, if a person serious at english studies, should he choice a dialect/pronunciation to imitate?

If I understand some dialects pretty good, does it mean that I will pronounce it good too?

you can't

like your ancestors before you, you have been absorbed into the anglo

>Wanting to kill animals
You're disgusting

No... atleast I don't think so.

I got Kodein for a week when I had an infected root. It's an opiate and related to morphine and heroin

My English is a weird mixtured of American and British. I think there might be some Australian in there too, since I listen to Australian podcasts and youtubers

Fake, all muricans hunt hamburguers.

Yeah, come hiking here without a gun, knowing that these things are lurking behind the trees.

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I'm seirously don't even listen a lot of music in English.

But I still have very favorite bands singing in it.

dw skandis have nice english speaking accents

I don't want to kill them, but if it comes down to me or the bear, i'm shooting the fucker.

Don't you have jaguars in Brazil?

For me the most easy accent to understand is Lauren Southern's

Unironically

Same but oxycodone when I broke my femur.

>the most easier

And yet I bet you still pronounce j as y

never heard her but i'm pretty sure she's got that pseudoyank canadian accent which i hear is easy for foreigners to understand

>should he choose a dialect to imitate?
yes, especially if you are Russian.
i suggest learning the American and the British dialect.
>if i understand some dialects, does it mean that i will be able to pronounce them good too?
depends
did you get fucked over by the side-effects or did you feel like you were developing addiction?
>Laurem Southern's
ah yes
the redpilled e-whore
nice meme

No, never any addiction or side effects for me. Just took away the pain really well.

When I saw "Cats and dogs" sign I pronounced it, it lease the "dog" words, in the american way.

its because of your small skull

>at least the "dog" word

How about getting off the internet and speaking Swedish to Swedish people you pathetic invertebrate.

>born and raised in KSA as an egyptian
>both parents are egyptian
>One day, older brother(11 or 12 at the time) starts taking english lesson and I start learning alongside him when I was 9
>fast forward ~9 years
>Thoughts are completely in English
>Dreams are in English
>Can no longer express myself in Standard Arabic
>Can no longer write a middle school-tier essay in Arabic
>Only use Egyptian Arabic with the family

and I'm honestly glad it turned out this way. English is much more useful and I don't want to sound like some orc since Egyptian Arabic sounds way too fucking rough.

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I don't have much reason to talk to other Swedes. I'm not sure what we would talk about either

>go to pub
>get scuppered
>conversations follow

Easy, lad.

>go to pub
>beer is 7-10 dollars
>everyone is already wasted from their pre-party at home
>only groups of friends
>impossible to join in

dutch gf says she doesn't even like speaking dutch and that she thinks in english
has any language mogged the planet harder than ours has?

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Don't act like it's because of Britain. It's mostly American influence in this day and age.

Same here. The only bulgarian I use is with my parents.

But Dutch is the original English

call someone who gives a shit sand nig

Why do you think we created them? The eternal Anglo strikes again.

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>inoffensive reply
>
>"call someone who gives a shit sand nig"
Why are you even on this board? Shouldn't you be prepping the wifey for Jamal, albino subhuman?

VIKING'D

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>dollars

what