/brit/
i love her
>Sydney woman deported from Nepal accused of door knocking as a Christian missionary
>Although Nepal declares itself to be a secular nation, Hinduism is the dominant religion and there is rising anti-Christian sentiment among hardline Hindus.
based mountain chinks
the virgin nepalese missionary vs the chad north sentinel island missionary
walked through maple ridge once, still got the thousand yard stare
Need to get a new laptop lads. Should I get one of those older Thinkpads lads?
love kill securing in league of legends
hate women
i know secretly we're all leftists and rorke is just a gimmick
Would you treat her well
Eyebrow is itchy, probably some microscopic mite taking a shit on me
i hear there are a lot of hard men from there
prediction: /brit/ becomes the next freemasons spanning centuries
Mummy's alright
Daddies alright
They just seem a little weird
going to make alanah call me daddy while i'm balls deep
would you call me daddy, schizo
might go to another website and ask 'is anyone here from 4channel's /brit/ general on the Jow Forums board?'
you tell me
*melvin walks through the front door*
"honey im home" i say. "oh darling youre late, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago" alanah replies as she walks out from the kitchen to meet me at the front door. she was wearing her favourite floral pattern summer dress with a frilly apron over the top. she greets me with a hug and a peck on the lips "toilberg had me stay behind a few minutes but thats okay. where are the children, where is my son melvin jr" i ask alanah. "melvin jr is in the backyard playing with the dog" she answers. "and tamatha is up in her room finishing her homework" she finishes. i look into her eyes and smile "what did i do to deserve such a wonderful family, and such a good looking wife" i ask alanah, winking at her. alanah blushes "oh you" she turns around heading back into the kitchen "ill let you know when dinner is ready" she tells me. i watch her walking back into the kitchen mesmerized by her hour glass figure. alanah has put on a few kilos since giving birth to our youngest tamatha 10 years ago, but i dont mind, being a mother isnt an easy job. i walk into our living room and look out the window into the backyard. i can see melvin jr playing with the dog spot, they are playing tug of war. i stand there watching with a grin on my face. the aroma of meatloaf reaches my nose as i turn to my left and get a good view of alanah in the kitchen pulling the meatloaf from the oven. "come and get it" she yells. i walk to the dining room on the other side of the kitchen and she follows not far behind me. i can hear the footsteps of young alanah trodding down the stairs and the sound of the back door opening as melvin jr runs in to gorge on his dinner. melvin jr always has a big appetite and always looks forward to dinner, though his table manners could be better. he likes to feed his leftovers to spot under the table. alanah has told him before not to but he seems to do it still, thinking that we dont notice.
haven't eaten in 2 hours
t's a god awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair
but her mummy is yelling no, and her daddy has told her to go
*does a wicked rendition of the saxophone solo from Baker Street*
"hi daddy" i hear from behind my back. i turn around to tamatha running towards me. she meets me with a big hug. "hello princess how was your day?" i quiz her as she squeezes me tight. "it was good, school was great i learnt long division today" she informs me. tamatha seemingly loves school, though from what alanahs father lawrence has told me she was very much the same at her age. "and what about you jr? how was school" i query young melvin. "it was okay i suppose, but im really excited for the weekend, dave and me are going to ride our bikes to the jumps and spend the day there" he says excitedly. "dave and i, sweetie" alanah interrupts. she smirks at me as she is serving the meatloaf to young tametha. "that sounds like itll be a lot of fun mate" i respond to young melvin. "what about you honey how was work?" alanah asks me. "it was good today, not too busy of a day and toilberg said i could have a week off next month so we can take that holiday down at the lake like we were planning" i inform the family. "oh thats wonderful" alanah remarks "i was really looking forward to spending some time down there too" she finishes. "dad can i bring my bike to the lake?" melvin jr asks me. "of course son" i answer. tamatha interrupts to say something about spot but i didnt quite catch it. i was just too happy in the moment. i still dont know what i did to deserve such a loving family.
this post was brought to you by melvin
dangerous levels of wackiness in the thread, going to need you to tone it down
women are literal npcs since if any of them were capable of independent thought at least some of them would find me attractive
a proper boomerang doesn't return
how come european sports teams tend to be named after regions of their cities whereas american sports teams are named after the whole city + animal
australian POWER hour in full swing
sissy brits left to cower in the corner, their chastity cage locked shut
is her daddy about to hit her mummy?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ME BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!
*lets the car wheel roll over them more*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck women
youtube.com
absolute choon lads
list of abo inventions
stick
pointy stick
clapping stick
hollow stick that makes fart noises
stick that returns when thrown (sometimes)
Envious me
Is a boomerang even that effective as a hunting tool
>Nepal declares itself to be a secular nation, Hinduism is the dominant religion and there is rising anti-Christian sentiment among hardline Hindus
literally India
making minecraft parodies in 2018
yikes
watching mad men over dinner
can i get a based?
SeasideMark hath left us. Arise Poley the YouTuber.
*finishes off really impressive sax solo from Baker Street*
Alright lads last one lives in the fucking south coast so here I go again putting my heart on the line and my bollocks on the anvil
what the FUCK is 4channel playing at
not getting my hard-earned (you)s despite replies
wheres turt
i thought instagram noted people when the chat was screenshotted ???
turt where you at lad
the last dumpling
saw a dabbing santa shirt at kmart on the weekend and i thought it was really gay but now i wish i got it
you walk a dangerous line me boy
one which crosses into autist territory much too often
Realistically don't see myself getting a gf for another 4 years and at that point it's prob not worth it
Just stories in chat
>diety
well that was dumb of her
what should i make for my dinner on friday lads?
why do they keep posting the faces of suiciders? it only encourages them
atkins, the diety of middleaged women c. 2005
how do they know it was a suicide and not a high IQ homicide?
how is she eating so quickly??
melvin melvin
where are you
im on the toilet taking a poo
you inspire me with your rhyming words
unlike these p*ki british nerds
please come back and say alri
or i might have to cry
feels like cheating when football teams rely on physical players like fellaini, crouch or big john hartson back in the day.
Wonder if it's possible to intentionally give yourself schizophrenia
suicide should me more shameful methinks
they don't anymore
5:2, the diet of middleaged women c. 2015
Why the fuck do so many pom girls study geography. Went on a date with one once who studied it; real cunt.
what’s the closest you lads gave to dying??
shall be enjoying the clash between paris and liverpool tonight . hope to see some of you in the match thread on /sp/
probably every time i sleep
don't speak ill of the dead
she were hungry
no lad will be watching nottingham forest vs aston villa like a true football fan
NEED a suicidal gf ASAP
You guys ever read about sick building syndrome?
Pretty mental hey
the paris ngubus facing off against the liverpool mbongos
sure to be a riveting match that'll go down in the history books
nobody dies in india do they tho they just become rabbits and things
hi its me your best friend melv
i did a poo when i was twelve
i love you and think youre great
i live under a sewer grate
i love you lad i want to kiss you
but that is gay so i will miss you
i want a sandwich made with rye
im here for you to say 'alri'
the daily mail
christ
i follow aviation bloggers and you'd think there's no drama, but nope, there is
He's literally fuming and raging and farting
the last books I read were the Harry Potter and Game of Thrones franchises like 5 years ago
used to boarding school which was on top of a mountain. was driving up one day going back to school after vacations and the driver dozed off. the car swerved (fortunately) towards the rocks. had it swerved the other way, we would have driven off the mountain and probably died
was surreal because I saw him doze off and watched the car swerve but it felt like it all happened too quickly
morning alan hows it going fella
give us the inside scoop
only if you're Hindu inni
have a numbingly boring and uninteresting life
Oh well, at least I have Satie music to listen to
It's going good lad. Going to take a nap. It's already evening here.
Get to bed Alan pal you waster
got with a lass 3 weeks ago but she plans on going uni next year, tempted to ditch it off now since i cant trust a woman at university
doing an arrangement
some sort of chocolate pastry
is this that mukbang thing
god humanity is in a death spiral
When the French put their minds to it, they can and do shitpost better than basically anyone else
archive.4plebs.org
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
yeah watching girls eat delicious foods is the worst we've done
love hhh's entrance music
hate women
simple as
Turtle litrerally lies to himself when he says he has 3 girls "in the works". They view and value him as nothing but a friend and confide in him and he comes pretending they are shags "in process" to other virgins on an anime forum.
Ahem. I would like to make a toast
what's going on there
id rather just eat the food myself 2bh
even genocide is more justifiable than this
Hey Melvin hope you're having a good one this evening
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND