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International jokes thread
Logan Taylor
Kevin Hernandez
yeah no
Grayson Hughes
false
Caleb Martin
>Implying an immigrant would actually be grateful for the help and not take it for granted
Liam Reyes
how do you recognize a Dutch ship?
>no seagulls flying behind it
peak levels of patience?
>waiting until a Dutchie buys you a beer
how do you know you are flying over Holland?
>there is toilet paper drying on the clothesracks
btw, French jokes are most popular in Wallonia, here up north the Dutch are most frequently the butt of our jokes
Camden Wilson
Says Fata to Mujo:
-''Today I gave a homeless person 10 bucks and a warm bowl of soup''
-''Did he eat the soup?''
-''Yes''
-''Then he really deserves the 10 dollars!''
Easton Rogers
>Brazil
Josiah Russell
The fuck is up with the magyars?
Why does humor not exist in belarus?
And why the fuck do the pastas hate themselves?
David Nelson
So basically, Mujo lays in deathbed and says to his son:
-''It smells like baklava, did your mother make some?''
-''Yes dad''
-''Bring me a piece''
Comes the son back without baklava and says:
-''Mom said no, it's for your funeral tomorrow''
Noah Parker
Slovakia will change it's name to Maroko (Morocco) to reflect it's demography better - MAďaři (Hungarians), ROmové (Gypsies) and KOkoti (dickheads)
Joseph Reed
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian got stuck on a deserted island. The tribe leader of the island said that they have to bring him 10 fruit each.
The Norwegian brought 10 apples and the leader said: "shove the apples up your ass". The Norwegian managed to put 3 apples up his ass but failed and he was killed. The Finn brought 10 beans and he was given the same fate, he fit three beans and he was killed. In Heaven the Norwegian asked the Finn: "How did you fail even though your mission was easy? " The Finn replied: "I saw the Swede picking up water melons and it made me crack up"
Easton Sullivan
A Finn, an American and a Russian are watching TV. It is showing Teletubbies. The Finn said "this is childish, change the channel". The american replied "yes, other channels have better programs". The Russian said " yeah, lets change the channel, I don't care about the news"
Ethan Butler
>Implying Germans have humor
Connor Green
So Fata goes into a bar and says:
-''I'm a virgin, is there any man in here that wants to make a woman of me?''
Mujo stands up, takes off his shirt, and says: ''Here... wash it''
Bentley Bell
more mujo jokes pls
Chase Adams
Why was Italy not swapped around, too sensitive?
Connor Baker
>Bosnians respect women
based
Easton Lewis
A Castilian, a Catalan and an Andalusian are walking in the desert and find a magic lamp. A genie comes out and says: "since you have found me, I'm granting a wish to each of you".
The Castilian says: "well, I'm a lawyer and I'm having trouble at work lately. The thing is, I've had this terrible headache for some time and I need a clear head for my work, so please can you help me with my headache so I can work better?"
"No problem" says the genie, and cures his headache.
Then the Catalan says: "well I'm a professional sportsman but my career is suffering because I have this arm injury... my team's doctors have tried with several operations but nothing can heal me, can you help me so I can go back to work?"
"Of course" says the genie, and heals the injury.
The Andalusian stays silent, so the genie goes to him and asks"
"You haven't said a word, don't you need anything? Can I do anything for you?"
"Don't you fucking touch me" says the Andalusian. "I'm on sick leave."
Jaxson Hernandez
Elijah Long
An Irishman walks out of a bar..
>map
What are some german jokes about Poles, those must be pretty good all things considered, right?
Parker Adams
A communist have a problem: a red light appear on his forehead.
His wife beg him to go to the doctor, but he answer "The doctor? He's a fascist, I'll never go to him!"
But the problem continues, and after a couple of weeks he decide to go.
The doctor: "It is not that bad, you just have to take a couple of glasses from your toilet's bowl after you poo and drink them"
The guy turn back to his wife "See, I told you he's just a fascist, and fascists always mocked us poor people!"
But the problem continues. In despair i finally do what he was told. He take the first glass and the light becomes orange. Drink the second and it disappear. Filled with joy he run to the doctor.
"Doctor, doctor, you were right, look at me it went off! But... how did it happen?"
"Well, you know, you communists instead of the brain in the head have a mountain of shit. You were on reserve fuel!"
Dominic Lewis
kek
Tyler Johnson
Why does a lithuanian steal two cars in germany?
He has to drive back through poland
Angel Sullivan
A Swede, a Russian and a Norwegian are undergoing a scientific experiment in which they will have their brains switched with eachother. They are given the freedom to choose which persons brain they want. Before any of the other two are able to speak up, the Swede asks for the Norwegians brain. "Why?" asks the Russian.
"Because it's never been used!"
Angel Price
>joking about your vastly superior, culturally distinct neighbor
cringe
why are Poles like that? no one else does this
Grayson Ortiz
That is what Europe should look like.
Jacob Diaz
most are about Poles stealing cars
Jacob Morris
>no one else does this
True :-)
Gabriel Moore
-''Mujo, you don't love me anymore. When we were freshly engaged you always brought me flowers!''
-''Of course I still love you my dear! I just found a different job, I don't work at the cemetery anymore.''
Robert White
good joke, m8
Leo Cooper
minor chuckle
Nicholas Anderson
An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar. They all order a beer. When they get their drinks, they notice that each drink has a single fly floating around in it. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the drink away and orders another. The Scotsman fishes out the fly and continues to drink. The Irishman however, fishes the fly out of the drink, holds it up in the air and shouts, "Spit it out you son of a bitch!"
Jaxon Martin
Two Irishmen leave a funeral. One says to the other, "Twas a beautiful ceremony." "Twas", says the other. First says, "When I pass, would you pour a bottle of good Irish whiskey over my grave?" "Of course", says the second, "but would you mind if I run it through my kidneys first?"
Joshua Reyes
Norwegian jokes are dad-tier.
Levi Jackson
-''This is life Haso! Sun, water, sand...''
-''Just fill that concrete mixer already''
Jason Stewart
Based and redpilled
Ethan Thompson
Nicholas Taylor
>meme map recognizes Kosovo
Take that Serbs
Alexander Gomez
kek
Jaxon White
An American, a Japanese, and a Greek are on the train together. Suddenly, a ringing is heard from the American and he starts talking to his hand. The Greek and the Japanese look intrigued.
"Excuse me, but what is that exactly?" asks the Greek.
"Oh you see, it's the latest in American technology! Microphone on the pinky, earpiece on the thumb. Easy to use and with no electromagnetic waves!" answers the American.
Some time later, another , deeper, ringing is heard from the Japanese, as he touches one of his teeth and starts talking. The American and the Greek look amazed.
"This is the latest in Japanese technology! Earpiece inside the ear and microphone on the tooth. Easier to use and with no radiation." explained the Japanese.
Some more time later, a very loud farting sound is heard from the Greek and the other two jump in horror.
"Excuse me, i just received a fax." said the Greek.
Lucas Davis
HOW DOES A SWEDE REMOVE A CONDOM?
HE FARTS!!!!!
Jacob Fisher
>how do you recognize a Dutch ship?
>>no seagulls flying behind it
I don't get it.
Thomas Jenkins
Now I really want to hear some polish jokes about Germany
Isaiah Thompson
Lincoln Bailey
kek, such a simple but genius joke
Chase Diaz
A russian, a german and a american walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the german orders a beer
the american says:"I am a dumb fat american son of a whore brainwashed kike puppet bitch i love BBC and watching my wife getting fucked by black cock."
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shots the american in the face
Luke Rivera
>Polish guy can afford to drink in a bar
joke of the century
Noah Hughes
lol
Isaac Hughes
based
Aaron Cox
Nobody can joke about the KARA BOĞA
Nicholas Jones
>Italia
JUST
Luis Stewart
A Mormon walks into a bar.
Christian Cruz
What?
That was the joke.
Andrew Davis
thats why theres no polish in his joke
TOP KEK
Christian Gomez
>What is hope?
>In truth, I do not know.
Michael Brown
Fucking kek.
Nicholas Rivera
I don't want to offend anybody with my jokes so I'll just tell you the best one ever.
>The Bear walks through the forest and sees flaming car. Gets in and burns down
Nolan Perry
>T. Smokey
Anthony Gray
top kek
Carson Garcia
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are the only survivors of a plane crash in the desert. Though the ordeal has bonded them like brothers they're all now dying of thirst. It looks like it's all over until they find a magic lamp!
"I'll give each of you two wishes," says the genie. The Englishman knows exactly what he wants. "I wish for a pint of ice cold lager and to be back home in Aylesbury where I belong!" "Done!" Bellows the genie, and the last thing the Scot and the Paddy see is the Englishman taking a big swig of Kronenbourg as he disappears.
"Alright, who's next?" "Me!" Shouts the Scot. "I want a bottle of Irn Bru and to be back home with me wife and bairn in Dundee." The genie waves his hand and the Scot fades from existence greedily quaffing his vile orange piss.
"And yourself?" Asks the genie of the Irishman. Paddy thinks for a moment. "How about a big bottle of whiskey?" The bottle appears before him almost instantaneously. "And your second wish?" "Ah Jaysis? It's no good without company. I want me two best friends back to enjoy it with me!"
Ethan James
I've heard this one so many times, and still don't get it, what's it about? Is it a reference to something?
Kayden Garcia
>Views in Britain
>Most trustworthy: Germany
No fucking way is this true
Ian Barnes
>waiting until a Dutchie buys you a beer
YEACH! NO THANKS
BELGIAN BEER IS BETTER!
Logan Edwards
When Mujo caught his son smoking he said to him:
''My son, you're only fourth grade in elementary school, you shouldn't be smoking so young''
-But dad you also smoked as a fourth grader in elementary school''
-''Yes but I was already 18 years old''
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Ukrainian is hungry. He looks outside and sees empty field. He dies of starvation.
Jason Myers
Josiah Harris
Funny, based, redpilled and also never happened
Joseph Long
After immigrating to Germany Mujo was talking to his possible employee:
-''From where are you?''
-''Bosnia''
-''Ah, yes... I'm sorry but you people from Bosnia, you know... I don't want to go around it, we avoid employing you because you're reported to be lazy''
-''What? That's an offense to me and my people, we're not lazy at all! People from Montenegro are lazy. We are dumb! So, do I have the job?"
Jace Jones
A finn and a russian went to sauna, the russian died.
Levi Barnes
WWII Berlin. Old woman wants sex with young Russian. But Russian too drunk to rape so he uses bottle. Old Woman not happy and bleeding.
Josiah Taylor
What happened with A russian?
Gavin Peterson
he died
Jose Richardson
This crime must be investigated in any cost
Isaac Perry
investigation has been concluded.the russian died.
Logan Wood
Swedish man weak and homosexual hah hah
Adrian Williams
Easton Gutierrez
A Ukranian killed him.
Declare war?
[Cancel] [Ok]
Jackson Campbell
A russian, a german and a Swede walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the german orders a beer
the swede says:"I am a dumb blonde swede son of my dad's wife's boyfriend brainwashed kike puppet bitch i love BBC and watching my wife getting fucked by black cock."
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shots the swede in the face
Eli Garcia
A Mormon walks into a bar.
Jace Baker
[make Ukraine declare a state of war which blocks some freedoms of Ukraine citizens ]
sad.
Jaxon Ward
...
Oliver Cruz
finn, swede and norwegian walk into a bar
sweden gay
Julian Evans
The original joke goes that the bartender is an Iraqi Muslim Swede that refuses to serve alcohol and demands his employer to accommodate the job in accordance with halal serving and blows himself up in front of the three
John Clark
How was the copper wire invented?
A jew and an armenian found a penny on the ground
Xavier Morgan
two finns go to store
one finn says oh noes
the other yells oh noes
the two finns run to a another store across the street
one finn says oh yees
the other happily sighs oh yees
Austin Rogers
Why you should never play chess with a Fyromian?
He will steal your king when you arent looking
Angel Young
what did the swede say to the finn?
''im gay lmao''
Alexander Thompson
>An Italian, a Frenchman, a Greek and an Albanian are in an airplane
>the airplane woman serves some pasta to the Italian
>Italian says "mama mia, we have so much pasta in Italy!I don't want more!" and throws the pasta out of the window
>another airplane woman serves the French some frog legs
>French says "Mon Dieu, les legs de la frogue, we have too much of this in France!", and throws them out of the window
>Greek man just stares at the Albanian
>Albanian says "Don't even think about it"
Leo Rogers
Jag är homopeter :DDD
Kevin Brooks
Eli Gutierrez
A Serb and an American are on a plane
Serb takes out a pear to eat
>ayo what's that
> a pear
>You call that a pear? In America, pears are 10 times bigger!
After a while, Serb takes out strawberries
>ayo what's that
> strawberries
>kek, in America they are 100 times bigger!
Near the end of the flight, Serb pulls an entire watermelon to eat
>what's that
> A PEA, FUCK YOUR MUM
Gavin Robinson
>Israel
Of course you don't
Nicholas Martin
Easton Reed
why do people from hafnafjörður always take stairs to the store?
because the price is so high
Jonathan Lewis
So a Serb goes fishing and catches a magical fish.
The fish says: "Release me and i will grant you any wish"
Serb: "Really any wish?"
The fish says: "Yes any wish, but your neighbor will get twice as much as you"
Serb: "I want to lose an eye"
Cooper Green
HOLY KEK
Adam Nguyen
Ship crews often trow leftover food at the seagulls, but because the Dutch are so greedy they rather trow the leftovers in the trash rather than feeding the birds.
Dominic Thomas
Carter Harris
Luke Myers