>on holiday in europe for six weeks
>in every place i'm sharing a room with my brother
>can't jerk off or post on /b/ or /gif/ whenever i want
god fucking damn it
On holiday in europe for six weeks
>visiting /b/ in 2018
holy shit mate
>belgian saying "mate"
cringe
jerk off in the toilet. Also where do you come from? What countries are you visiting?
They speak british english
>jerk off in the toilet
Yeah I'll have to resort to this. I don't really like doing that since it isn't that comfortable, but I suppose it's my only option.
>Also where do you come from?
Australia
>What countries are you visiting?
Italy, France and the UK (England and Scotland specifically). Passing through Switzerland on the train going to France :)
Have you tried nofap
Cool hope you're enjoying it. Where are you in Italy? Italy is my favorite tb h
No, and I have no interest in it. I don't have a girlfriend and don't get any sex, so it's my only sexual release. Give me a girlfriend and I'll stop jerking off.
Thanks I will.
Already been to Rome, Florence and Pisa. In Venice now, and then going to Milan in a few days.
Just jerk off with your brother and turn it into family bonding
That's not how it works
First you stop fapping and then you get gf finding superpowers
I don't believe that will work in the slightest. My problem is my shyness, not my sexual depravity.
this just go with the good ol' Double Dutch Rudder
I would not advise doing this, me and my brother did this once and our sister walked in on us... family gatherings are still weird
Fuck your brother's boipucci
russians truly are degenerates
after about 10 days you'll start checking out every decent looking girl you come across and after 2 weeks you'll feel really lacking in inhibitions and insecurities and will feel compelled to chat up almost any girl you get half an opportunity to.
It feels fucking great. I really enjoy when circumstnaces prevent me from fapping for 2+ weeks but it happens very rarely.
>after about 10 days you'll start checking out every decent looking girl you come across
I was doing this on day 1, mate
>and after 2 weeks you'll feel really lacking in inhibitions and insecurities and will feel compelled to chat up almost any girl you get half an opportunity to
im pretty much with my family 100% of the time so i dont have the chance to do this, and my insecuritities are way too high to do that anyway
>It feels fucking great. I really enjoy when circumstnaces prevent me from fapping for 2+ weeks but it happens very rarely.
I'm so fucking on edge and desperate that ive already concocted a plan to ask out a girl i know likes me back in australia just for the chance of having sex with her, even though thats almost a month and a half away
1st GreenTexts..
>be me
>have homework due
>it takes 1-2 hours
>have to go out for birthday
>do homework at 11-12 at night
>Do the wrong homework
>get hour detention
yeah kms
>Do the wrong homework
>get hour detention
really? dude I got caught with weed at my school and the teacher just told me to put it away and not bring any more on the campus. you posh niggas are too uptight
That sounds ridiculous. I went to a lower-middle-class public high school but teachers would still lose their shit if they found any of us smoking cigarettes.
your family won't mind you hitting on a girl or two while you're wondering around touristy places. You can suggest splitting up and meeting back in an hour
to be fair my school was fucked up, my first semester this 16 year old kid over dosed on black in the bathroom outside of my class and another kid I somewhat knew got stabbed by this fucking wannabe ms13 faggot
>Not waiting for your brother to start snoring and then quietly jacking off
Well my family left to go and get dinner and I wasn't hungry so I stayed at the hotel and jerked off when they were gone. Didn't last longer than thirty seconds. Now that my horniness is gone it's been replaced by the usual crippling loneliness, insecurity, self-loathing and depression.
im sorry dude
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Yes