/brit/ - The Land Whale Edition

i would

Didn't take long did it

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hiding his tum

let's all get naked

cor

way ahead of you haha x

thinkgn about Kanye

have my cock out as i've just finished my wank and i'm letting it drip out on the cum towel

That's what a concept is sweetie. Then it's all about the mixing and variations on the same theme. That's what goes on behind the scene among djs.

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Remember taking a shit down an alleyway at the back of a few houses. I got a stick and wrote my name on the wall in shit. Some man saw me and shouted "oi". I threw the stick at him and ran

Do people still pay attention to this Leaf cunt?

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BONES is legit one of the coolest guys on earth

Pulls off that aura of mystique like no other

Thought she seemed familiar, she's that lass that was in the 2007 series of Big Brother

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what if I already have shit genes but im 100% european

he's been impatiently waiting for the new thread like a child would when meeting santa claus just to post his terrible music

>tfw 27 but everyone always assumes I'm 18-20

I look at pictures of myself at 18 and I haven't changed ffs. Girls want manly looking men not man children

It's a beautiful kitchen you gotta admit. Makes you feel warm and nostalgic.

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does look a bit like he's uncomfortable
trying to shrink himself

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Grow a beard

CIA niggers are modding 4channel

Have you tried HGH and tren?

>all women want the same thing
why are you doing this to yourself? you know it's not true

Why are all girls on tinder such bitches?

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just burped out loud lads

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holy peng

I know you jammed to it a bit ;)
It gets better and better the more you listen to it. Let yourself go frenchlad. You know you love this feeling.

I did alright. wheres the rest

I really, really, really want to have sex with this woman. I am completely seriously too.

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When I was a wee lad I drank 2 or 3 cans of monster in the space of 15 minutes. My stomach started to hurt. I was in the tesco car park so I ran in the bush behind the trolley bay and pulled my trousers down and started to release the liquid shit from my bum. Walked home with a shitty arse that night

Emmayank

Still would
Who is this?

knives and stabbing weapons

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They did as the Lord commands

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Love em

Chanelle Hayes

big fan of the eerie suburban aesthetic me

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We've got West locked, West 1-0 we've got that locked

I need to convert the file and work on it on my computer. This is just the prototype but you get the idea

been reading about this Wittgenstein fellow from the last thread and fuck, he had... an interesting life to say the least

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>39
Y I K E S
when will women learn that 35 is the ABSOLUTE maximum you can breed without your baby coming out like minced meat?

Quite ignoble of them to bring so much pain and suffering into the world

This is her about 10 years ago

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listening to a big reggae concert from the 70s in jamaica

Cannot fathom what it would be like to have no arse

Seen a girl with "heterophobic" in her bio earlier

Yes, this is definitely not learnt behaviour. No one is teaching them this. It's definitely just natural and since 2012 has been so strong because it's just natural.

baby murdering is alright now then I see fuck you mboko you freak you'd love to kill babies wouldn't you

German philosophy is the best

baffling post

woof much?

New album is fire

youtu.be/uHyv0vjSPn0

He’s so good, unlike anything I’ve heard before.

Would rather fuck her now, way too skinny here

Can't imagine being a woman and getting an abortion 2bh imagine turning your fanny into a fucking graveyard

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>brown boy talks shit
>at lunchtime he gets pushed over and some water squirted in his face for talking shit
>the race war begins

Am I fucking missing something here? Two teenage boys have a scrap and the bigger one wins. That should be the end of it. But because the victim is a foreigner it means the bigger lad was waterboarding the poor brown boy??

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Based
Only if you're a paki (which you are)

might be a bit like having no balls, you're familiar with that aren't you x

Bladee > Bones

Not even a discussion

haven't even read about that yet. just saw the general topics and I have no clue about them. but his family life, upbringing, brothers' suicides, world war stuff etc.
could make a film about it desu

veiled anti-semitism in this post. reported to the administrators.

teachers are doing it

I just want to explore the galaxy with the lads, lads

I want wild space pirate adventures and to get space AIDS from pink-skinned three-boobed alien hermaphrodites on an illegal space station criminal hub

I want to enroll in Space Academy and become a cyborg and fight hyper advanced insectoids from across the galaxy

I want to crash down on a primitive homeworld and seduce one of the native alien women into helping me repair my ship and eventually joining my crew

But most of all, I want robot sexdolls and proper virtual reality

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WOOF WOOF

Still find it funny that emutt skitzoleaf is 170cm and is a slaphead and also fat, and the only pictures he posts are where he covers his tripple chin and uses camera angles to make him look bigger, and also he wears a hat to hide is big slaphead. Mr Cope

Know what you mean lad

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>those hanging tits
Dick is diamonds right now

dont care fuck off

Die

Bladee is fucking cringe, BONES is a legitimate musical genius and pioneer. Get the fuck outta here, bladee is just cringe meme shit.

Freaks speak to a fairy who lives in the sky FFS.

I don't want to rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night

>waterboarding
HA, i wondered why that was the word of the day
he broke the geneva convention!!!!!111

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>HAhaha having no bum is like having no balls! XD
So this is the power of the Dutch

any slags in tights lads

love peng

>A man who laughed at police when they found no drugs in his pockets was actually hiding a bag of cocaine tucked in his foreskin, a court has heard.

nah i really have no idea what you're on about

Used to whack off to her every night when she was on bb. Always a gamble whether you'd get any sunbathing footage or would have to make do with her just lounging around. Ended up with such blue balls trying to edge and wait for a good bit only to interrupted by an ad break

>Why yes I listen to BONES

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It's patchy so I'm always clean shaven

Most do. All girls 25+ anyway

I've been carded every single time I've bought alcohol. Sometimes I just go in the shop to buy just to see if I get carded even when I don't want to drink