You must live in one of these countries for 1 year. Choose wisely

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Burma no question.

Iran probably
Or Mali since I know a little French and I'm black anyway

Myanmar

HARD somalia, northwest Somalia (or somoliland) doesn't even look that bad, especially compared to the pirates in other areas or literally DPRK

I'd pick the best Korea

that’s not Mali ...

why would kill you are brainwash you into thinking you are korean.

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not to be a grammar nazi but ...

Its Niger right? Its easy because its shaped like a chicken thigh

yellow hands wrote this

clever

RRRRRR I be shakin my booty

This.

convert shia go to iran

myanmar or korea if i'm part of the elite

>Move to Myanmar
>Become a NEET
>Finnish government pays me cross border welfare
>make more in a month than a Burmanian makes in a decade

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Iran ofc without question
>even if things go shit you can escape to other good countries not far
>the qtiest girls compared to all of those
>best history compared to all of those , opportunity to learn some history irl
>no war , and gov respect minorities
>good nature and weather at least compared to Mali , Somalia , Yemen

A friend of mine went there for holidays and saw Persepolis. he also managed to fuck two iranian girls I want to go to Iran and bleach their women too :(

cringe

Korea is a proud communist nation. All of Korea’s children are equal, there are no elites except the supreme leader.

r/thingsthathappened

Myanmar

>executing k*rds
Yeah, I'll take this!

>Sunni
Algeria is one of the few countries in the world that maintain good relations and constantly cooperates with Iran, we have a decent enough reputation there from what I've been told.

Also non-Middle Eastern Muslims there aren't seen through the whole Sunni/Shia lense, it's not a simple ideological divide like it may seem to your foreign perspective and there's a lot more tribalism that goes into it. To give you an example I went into some Shia neighborhoods in southern Beirut where "Sunnis" entering there are treated with suspicion and aversion, if not with outright hostility, but as soon as they know you're Algerian they loosen up and the fact that you're a Sunni stops mattering, to them you're just a Muslim.

Basically this whole thing is irrelevant to countries outside of the sectarian Middle East, Muslims in Indonesia for example don't identify as "Sunni" even though that's technically the brand of Islam that is taught to them, it's just not something that they consciously think of, nor do Algerians.

I don't really want to go there for doing that but that did happen kek. He met one of the girl in his hotel and the other was working for a museum he visited. They did all in secret but tb h I wouldn't have risked doing that in Iran

it’s Niger not Mali

Is cross border wellfare a thing?

it literally borders Algeria

Da da, eta pravda.

Iran or Burma, don't know, I believe they both are pretty comfy.
If I was muslim, I would chose Iran for sure, not because it's muslim, but because it's dangerous to be mislim in Bruma. Thanks God I'm Rghteous Christian.

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yes sorry i always mix between them and beside that i saw another user saying Mali
but OP should put Mali instead of Niger because they are the one in war , so this is logic answer

I put niger for reasons.

Yeah but for max 1 year if you're not a pensioner. Pensioners get max gibsmedat for the rest of their life.

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Not the other poster but I see no reason to be in the country with the absolutely lowest HDI in the world and an ongoing war, I think Iran is better considering you have to live for a full year there.

why not based myanmar

Myanmar because of similar flag and history.

>a country less developed than half the countries in Africa
nah I'm good

Iran or Myanmar. Preferably Myanmar.

at least iran has a stable government, relatively safe if you're careful and follow the rules. yemen and somalia? complete anarchy.

north korea just for the fuck of it. it's the most fascinating country for me desu.

Um Iran is in a totally different league to the other countries.

Would much rather live there than anywhere else in the Middle East. After all, you would want to live in a place that has culture.

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Of all those the DPRK is objectively the best to live in.

Niger. Go to Lake Chad and assemble with my brothers from Wilayat West Africa.

Myanmar, since they have a bright future once they sort out the Rohingya mess

Israel, Lebanon, Turkey (if you count it as middle east), Jordan and UAE are all much better than Iran.

Aren't the point of these the choice is supposed to be hard?

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> Turkey (if you count it as middle east)
why wouldn't you
that looks pretty cool

if you lived with kurds you would kill them too. its easy to talk in yurop.

Based and knowledgeable

Iran, easily.

turk faggot in sweden

Iran
Who would choose something else?

Any male choosing other country than Iran is retarded

Myanmar
Most people ITT it seems

No one will unironically choose anything except Burma or Iran so I don't know why you included them. They're shitholes but clearly a tier above the others. Also Iran is my choice of course..

YEMEN.

>turk in sweden
No but there's plenty of Kurds

>live 1 year in North korea
>come back to Germany and write a book about my experience, give interviews etc. and become rich

t. Ahmet
Nobody hates Kurds but loves Turks in Europe

Iran, how is this even a fucking question?

I want to go to Iran one day anyway.

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Hopefully you’ll get raped by a pack of Muhammeds

thanks

f.b.i. heres another one for your list

choices in order: Iran, Somalia, Myanmar, North Korea, Niger, Yemen

This.

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1. Iran
2. Myanmar
3. Somaliland
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9001. Niger
90001. North Korea
900001. Somalia
9000001. Yemen

is burma really that bad ?

Niger and I would spend that whole year impregnating black women

Burma is really bad.

ooooh
Me, too, now

damn are they ugly

butthurt sunni

Persians are the least subhuman brown people race.
Iran gets millions of tourists every year

Quality post. Thank you for contributing to Jow Forumsernational discussion, fair user.

The impression I get is that it's like a dynastic squabble that's still going after the dynasty is long dead.

Iran or Myanmar. Evens = Iran. Unevens = Myanmar.

Dubs or higher = North Korea.

Goddamnit lol, double dubs. That means 2 years in North Korea.

Myanmar is the only one for which Google doesn't display (a lot of) news about death, therefore Myanmar it is

Iran, as long as no one finds out I'm American I'll have running water and food. Even if they do I'll most likely be fine
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