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I did it was boring as shit, would've been better off staying home

everybody's got to eat

I'm Taiwanese

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Fuck you

I was lucky enough to go to a highschool that had a student board filled with cocksuckers that mimicked what they saw on dubbed sitcom shows and they organized a prom. Being a boarder I wasn't allowed to stay alone in the dorm that night so they made sure everyone would come by putting people without dates randomly together.
this jurts to type let alone remember

the eyebrows are a turn off

homosexual post

suck my BIC (big islander cock)

Buds I can't stop cringing at my past

I was trained to ignore french posts

no regrets

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I cannot belive the last thread already dieded

Have you ever think to be youtube star?

yes

no. I like a quiet life

Fame only leads people to alcoholism and suicide

I didn't have a fancy suit to put on because my father only buys beer and the girl I was matched with did not want to acknowledge me.
But the hardest blow that day was that one fat bitch coming to me while I was awkwardly sitting near the door and she said with the most forced innocent tone "why didn't youi come dressed?"
I didn't answer but she was already gone because she knew I'd have nothing to say to that.
Now why would you do this, why would you go after the one person who has enough shit to deal with at home and humiliate him in the worst type of situation where every second is awkward angst
just why

But maybe you have something valuable to tell it world?

Have a massive headache buds

Did you get paired with a cute grill? You should've just played along desu

mmm, nah

Me? I went to prom with my girlfriend of 4 years

Something happened to me too guys you know

I have no peepee and I must s e m e n

puffy pussy wrapped around my throbbing shaft

amlo se fue a la chingada jaja

Hot

what's up pal

what happened, my friend?

Should've grabbed some of your dad's beer and gotten drunk

why would it matter, she did not want to be around with me and ignored me when I asked her if she wanted a slice of cake. please fuck yourself this hurts a lot remember. people stared at me like i was stealing oxygen

I once came inside of a woman and now she's going to give birth in about 3 months

Not always i guess. And fame can give you girls, friends and some money. though our youtube stars are telling it's hard deal to make money on youtube. like 200 dollars for 1 million of views.
I'd want to be some famous person, it'd give me chance for meeting with Kevin Smith for example. I doubt that he would like to have party with random stranger, but if i would be a rap... sorry youtube star it could be done, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

Dindu Nuffin

I don't know I'm just saying it because everyone else is saying they did somethng or something happened to em.
I just wanted to be part of the group

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Shitposting on Toilberg's dime

bitch niggas

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schlampenneger

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wish i had the balls to go get my stuff from work but oh well...'cide soon enough

how much is the stuff worth?

>'cideposting

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:)

Only an hour and a half until the Nets lose again

total...maybe 3-400 bucks
really the stuff i care about is only 150 of that
>old boots i was gonna replace
>2 pairs of older coveralls
>multitool
>I/S headlamp
>radio earpiece(like the SS wears)
>F/R hard hat liner i hardly wear
>some lameass notebooks and pens probably ~20 bucks

Suicide posters are the biggest sacks of shit. Obviously it’s a cry for help/attention but you refuse to admit it.

is your mom

gf has a big ol' belly that will go away pretty soon

then give me (you)s

and what stop you from getting your stuff?

not to bad of a loss I guess if you end up not picking it

Pointer he's starting again I got chills again write his name down again

anxiety
haven't taken any calls since i just stopped showing up...

yeah kinda what i thought...miss my multitool though but i get so fucking anxious thinking about going to get any of it oh well...easy come for the most part of it

he's an alcoholic loser

Was walking down the street earlier and saw a fat cunt with a Texas flag on her shirt

All people need attention from time to time. Personally i dont see anything bad in that.

iktf

thoughts on roshen chocolates?

I’ll give you them but why don’t you just try to get your shit together. Clearly you won’t kys because you would have already if life was that bad.

would never kms because my life is great

>didn't see subway qt today

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Jesus, dont talk you're that mad russian under german flag.

i have been trying. i just keep drinking instead for some reason. and yeah i would have kms'd awhile ago but i just can't pull the ol trigger

but do you have feet?

what's her name

no i just like roshen chocolates
they're tasty

I don't know, I've only stood beside her a couple times.

Just go, apologize to your boss, take your stuff and leave forever
No way that makes anything worse

I buy Kvas Taras and Roshen chocolates to support Ukraine

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what does she smell like?

>but do you have feet?
?

If you have the willpower to kill yourself you’ll will also have the willpower to stop drinking. Make the right choice.

kos (killing oneself) isn't hard like just end your life

Licked my gf's feet yesterday
Didn't like it
Won't do it again

you might be gay

>just can't pull the ol trigger
don't you only have a slamfire zip gun? how can you even kys reliably with one? sounds really easy to botch

also i hope you dont kys

Probably as good as she looks.

for me it's ordinary stuff. I like chocolate things not really though. I get discomfort from sweets with much sugar. So i prefer something like pie with apples or plums.

sandwiches probably

I have Ukrainian Vareniki in my freezer...
Thoughts on this dish?

like i said anxiety

yeah and not very but eh if it fires a slug once whats the diff

gf thought I might have a foot fetish because I once took a photo of her feet so she asked if I wanted to try foot things and it wasn't very sexually arousing

For me it's borscht, the quintessentially Ukrainian dish.

share that pic will ya

I was going to, but then I thought about it and didn't want to share "erotic" content of my girlfriend
Deleted them

Where mah niggas at

gay thought

Dont be such shy, give her some gift, gold or silver ring, you know, girls like toys like that.
Or bunch of flowers.

Have had severe anxiety and the best way to get over it is literally man the fuck up and stop being a pussy bitch.

sounds like a good way to wake up in the hospital with no face and what stuff did you leave at work?

btw dont kys