Brits call chips "crisps"

>brits call chips "crisps"

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The worst is that they call parentheses brackets and they call brackets “square brackets”.
Don’t even get me started on how they call flashlights torches, I don’t know what they were thinking with that one.

australians call both chips and chips chips

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Because flashlight is the sort of term that a down-syndromed child would come up with for a torch.
We get it. It flashes light. Thanks for explaining that.

But torch already referred to something else.

>It's called a sidewalk, because it's on the side of the road and you walk on it.

>Don’t even get me started on how they call flashlights torches,
We invented them you fucking nigger, we'll call them whatever we like.

So torch because...?
Also your dialect is significantly more cucked by French.

Uterrly baffling post that doesn't even come close to hiding your immense anal-frustration

It's all deep-fried carbs, so I guess it works.

Do you call sidewalks troubadories or something?

Call them paths or pavements like normal person would.

path makes sense but any paved area is pavement

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Literally why can’t the british speak their own language? What is wrong with them?

nah path sounds pretty odd too. it is too generic.

Not really. The first roads here weren't paved in the sense that anything outside of cities were just made up from gravel compacted down over years of use.
Not too sure if this is the link explaining it.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boreen

You have a point

>a pedestrian was injured on the path of Oak Boulevard
This sounds like maybe the pedestrian was crossing the street

>a pedestrian was injured on the pavement of Oak Boulevard
This sounds like the pedestrian was standing in the middle of the street

>a pedestrian was injured on the sidewalk of Oak Boulevard
Speaks for itself

how come we got footpath instead of pavement or sidewalk

Because it's upside down there and you wouldn't want to use your hands?

Or consider this
>By disobeying God, you are stepping on a slippery path
A Brit might think you are walking on an icy sidewalk

>dem digits
Shame about the intelligence of the posts though.

Another tiring debate over two English dialects that are 99.9% identical.

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