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>Ok, muhammed. I'll be able to clean, sand and seal your drive for 40 pound
>*paki wife comes out screaming*
>BLADDY 4TEE PUND. 4TEE BLADDY PUND.

>Was at Tesco's earlier - feeling adventurous
>Looking at the cheeses on offer
>Red Leicester, Blue Stilton, Chedder (made up half of all the cheeses), Feta and Mozarella
>Given I was feeling adventurous I opted for Mozzarella and took it home with me
>Was going to put it on my pasta but I open it up and it's like some fucking paste and it's surrounded my water
What the fuck?
Am I supposed to get rid of all the water?
Why is cheese covered in fucking water?

What does Mozzarella cheese even go with other than pizza anyway?

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Wasn't he a bender?

What can I buy for £600 that is good

no there's not
been there

...

Month with your mum

90% of people in Dublin under 30 are nonwhite

>not going to the bakery to cop 4 star shaped doughnuts for a quid
fool

well yeah, they're irish.

A good heart. Donate it to Jamal who got assaulted by those racist white crackas

lad the cookies were on offer at my tesco today fucking stockpiled like 5 bags

The mozzarella was 89p.
I couldn't resist

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Never understood these kind of quotes.

It's like in The God Delusion on the opening pages it's a quote from some fella something like "The garden is beautiful enough, I don't need to believe there are fairies at the bottom of it too" (meaning a God, or some creator, w.e.) and it's just laughable shit. I mean it's just drivel

Atheists are genuinely faggots, I could understand if you were unsure, but no, they are just straight up retards.

>i shall liberate you from the jews by enforcing sharia law upon you. It is the will of mohammed (pbuh)

these fucking plebs haven't even tried the star shaped doughnuts
4 for a quid? a single doughnut is worthy of a quid on it's own

which bond film should i watch lads? only of the most recent ones with daniel craig

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lads...

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people on /ck/ HATE ME
They're more pretentious than the faggots on /lit/

Avoid /ck/ at all costs

google it you clown

Tomorrow Never Dies

think it might be a joke, tismo.

they're all shit and gay
watch this is england or kidulthood instead

Are refurbished phones any good?

Nonce

the onus is on you to provide proof

Could speak them all if i wanted

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Shieeeeet this nigga finna dabbed on 90 people without getting caught

she's 19

Casually brought up how 9/11 was an inside job and how jews run the world with their banks with the relatives. Took it suprisingly well.

just drain the water, slice it up and whack it on a pizza for a nice dairy night in

fool

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youtube.com/watch?v=lEgPVrSZa6w

shoutout to my nigga rick steves

/ck/ are good lads

Based

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ooh someone's been busy on photoshop
you still don't have greggs anyway so your country is shit

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gave my gf a diazepam worried itll knock her out

Wrong you nonce

im gonna be an autist with a masters with no idea how to even apply for a job

So fucking weird looking

wow such a hard man. faggot

go be a gayboy somewhere else

We do

poof

It's not a joke, mate. I've also watched him defend that exact quote in a debate with someone who took issue with it too. That is the atheists belief summed up anyway.. they just see it as a garden, it's random chance, the garden is just a garden and it's beautiful etc, and then he makes a mockery of himself really by adding the "fairies" bit. Atheists are unironically Dunning-Kruger afflicted

1 in Belfast, not your country you greggsless subhuman

Watched the film Snatch for the first time. Brad pitts impression of a traveller wasn't that far off but that gibberish he was talking isn't even close to how we speak.

autistic freak

Photography of music notes in a bowl of water.

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>My parents failed me mode

the so-called "news"

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proof?

Yes it is and there's more than that

Enjoy interacting with people in real life more than these words on a screen

snatch and lockstock are two of the most overrated films ever.

shut the fuck up muggy mike

This britain is dead

youtu.be/-f8AgWOpNt8

Not going to work tomorrow

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woah bro.... illuminati confirmed...

3 cats in the house now
far too many cats
too many runt cats going after the cheese you know

>cringeposting Jow Forums larper highly probable underage attention whore tripcunt

now this is what i call "super-filtered"

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There's literally not and you cannot provide proof
*walks off scoffing a sausage and bean melt*

I'm a pedosexual too but I only talk to girls over 16 (legal) and young looking girls

SHERRYYYY BABY SHERRYYYY BABY SHERRYYYYY BABBYYYYY

They are a little yeah. Enjoyed watching them though.
What the fucks your problem you child molesting paki bastard?

The image is proof you fucking nonce

If you say so faggot
Cared enough to type captcha out mate

rate my jumper lads

dont reply to it

americanised little gimpy virgin

There's one in Ballymena and one in Newry

>realising jewish influence in society is larping
Neck yourself, leftypol

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sure I only looked about 16 when I was 18

>Fred Perry
2007 called, they want their jumper back

Lol yeah ok mate go watch you cartoon porn

Dear Deadrie
put me hand near gf's arse earlier
not inside but just around
why do arseholes give off heat?
Found it very strange

John, Luton.

Well done you made me check but that's false

its cooler to wear it now

imagine scranning a five guys double cheeseburger right now my lads

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interior body temperature is 37c and arseholes an orifice into the body idiot