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I used to have them on highschool, they would pop while I was pooping and disappear just to reappear a year later. Now I have more active lifestyle and don't suffer on them anymore.

external, so not that bad

How do I deal with swamp ass? I get it everday at work, and it's uncomfortable as hell.

Just buy some ointment for it then

Made it worse

Wtf is a hemerroid and how do you even get them. I swear most of you guys are freaks, these sort of things don't happen to young men.

4channel is a boomer friendly website.

they can happen to anyone. i got them recently because i strained too hard when i was pooping.

don't you sit on your ass all day long?
also, it is genetics and can happen at any age. even 10 yo kids can have them

I notice a trend among these posts.

I sit for most of the day and get my cardio workout on the toilet and I still have not had anything related to what you guys are discussing.

>american diets
i eat like shit and am an alcoholic, i've never had any problems with my stomach or pooping
like holy hell
>muh genetics
just like obesity can be genetic, right?

I had them once when I was like 14 or something. they made taking a shit a horrible experience. One time they got so bad that even just laying down on my back was uncomfortable. I got some cream and refused to take a shit for a couple of days while I used the cream to attempt to get them to heal as much as possible before I had to do the deed.
On day 3 I finally just had to go and it was without a doubt the most painful experience ive ever had in my life. My shit was really compacted from holding it in for so long and the hemorrhoids quickly popped. Afterwards the toiler literally looked like I just pissed blood out of my ass and I had to shove toiletpaper up my ass just to prevent it from leaking onto my clothes and bed that night.
I once had a pot of boiling water fall on my leg and give me 2nd degree burns on my knee and halfway down my leg that required hospitalization. When I was 11 I had a dirtbike kickstand literally go through the flesh between my Achilles tendon and ankle bone (pictured) to the point where it was poking out the other end. I would rather re-experience either than go through that particular episode of hemorrhoids again any day of the week

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See So what trend are you noticing? Your experiences combined are a good example that there is no trend. It is genetics.

>hemorrhoids
I call those speed bumps

Learn to squat poop. White girls are doing it, so it's ok to do it.

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This is exactly why I take metamucil.

does anyone have that thing where after you shit you have to dance around for a minute or two clenching to make ur asshole go back up / inside and feel right again? fucking hate that

CHI, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

based boomer

no, not sure what you are talking about

who?

>kickstand through the ankle
how does that even happen

i dunno maybe my ass is prolapsed, after i shit my ass feels wierd and I have to move around and clench to make the bulging vein go back inside

its not genetics. its a bad diet causing rock hard shit.

Yes, that sounds like prolapse, you're forcing too hard.

Check: If you're fat don't squat on the toilet of course. Get one like pic related, it will change your life i guarantee.

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was riding a trail that had a large tree root stretch across the path. Normally I was able to just drive over it without slowing down but I hit the larger part of the root at a bad angle which caused the bike to fall out from under me to the left while I just fell forward. I would have gone over the handlebars and just had a minor wreck but my left leg got caught by the kickstand which then went through my ankle when my entire body weight and the bike forced it through

Sit in about an inch or two of hot water in the bathtub for half an hour, two or three times a day.
Get an anti-inflammatory cream; usually don't need a prescription. Specialised ones will come with a nozzle; only use the tip of the nozzle, just clinch to make sure the cream is applied properly.
Don't wipe too much or too vigorously after using the toilet. Don't scratch yourself through your clothes.
Try not to be sedentary; go for walks or jogs. But avoid strenuous exercise, weight training, shouting, etc..

use baby wipes in conjunction with toilet paper
it's amazing I don't even have haemorrhoids anymore

Also the worst thing is with internal ones, you can just be sitting doing nothing, not feeling any pain, and then all of a sudden your underwear is literally soaked and dripping with blood.

Hemorrhoid kanji shirt

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how the fuck did you know?

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he knows, r-right?

So white people do that too than huh? lmao

what do asians wear, i forgot. "whore" or something like that?

ok found a good one

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>two or three times a day.
not an easy task for wagecucks

I want to add: use flushable wipes in place of toilet paper, which can further irritate your pronlems in there

>just like obesity can be genetic, right?
obesity is a combo of problems, and occasionally it is genetic as well

hemorrhoids are very common in America, I've read

most of the population gets then at some point or another

bump

That sounds like a prolapsed hemorrhoid.

I shit in a bag so no idea

Remember wiping your ass the first time you got hemorrhoids? I was so sure I was going to die

>just make sure to clean them as best you can when you shower and shower after EVERY shit.
based. If only there were a faster more convenient way to do this.

I sat in a warm bath with epsom salt for about 15 minutes a day for a week. I also used a generic Preparation H.

Happened when I was 22 and I was extremely ashamed. I thought 22 year olds weren't supposed to get hemorrhoids.

Shit happens