demiurge edition
/brit/
Mmm
Hmmm, yes. Today I think I will become a woman perhaps.
*pokes head out from under the bed*
is the janny around?
so full
is it friday yet lol
He's not but even if he is fuck him
>it's a "I get rudely awoken by mum and the stepdad having a blazing row and lots of loud crashes and bangs downstairs" episode
might stay in my room
broke: transgender
joke: transracial
woke: transnational
any grad student man in
>Living at home
Hello incel virgin
It’s probably over your mother’s NEET loser son
He wants to kill you like a chimpanzee
Hate the terms "redpill" and "based" but I like what they represent in some ways
We need new words, those are negro words from rap music videos and transgender movie sets, we need new words
god you guys are so angry
what's up
did you get bullied by a tripfag recently or something?
What about woke?
Actually seen a tranny in real life. Must have been around 17 or 18. Thought it was a girl at first glance but then I seen his adams apple. Unironically laughed into his face. I could almost see what was left of his soul be destroyed inside his eyes
reminder to not reply to any tripcode
reminder to not reply to any namefag (excluding doug)
reminder to not reply to canadian flags and report potential VPN/proxy usage (global rule 14)
taxes isnt theft u retarded abbo ranga lol
but you're 4'10
Woke is for nigger woman talking about skin bleaching and Egypt
Ohhhhhhhh shittttt
Oh no no no no no ho ho ho this nigga bruv
>Unironically laughed into his face
doubt it as he probably towered over you
filtered
kek
'redpilled' is post-ironic which makes it a good term
the word we used before redpilled was 'enlightened', which has now been corrupted with being a word for fedoras
Any Panentheism man in
do not reply
What's special about Doug?
need a choon that will be stuck in my head for days
wtf is she okay??
I saw one by the train station near toil once, posted about him here before. ""She"" was a tall lad but wearing massive high heel boots so looked even bigger, had a mini skirt on too to add to weirdness and wore a fucking crop top to show off his manly stomach. Was quite literally a tall man in a wig, face was very manly (also had a really strong jaw)
The proclaimers 500 miles (I think its called)
It's still bad though, words are important. Maybe it's appropriate though for redpilled, but it definitely isn't for "based"
ALWAYS reply to a malapost (Malaponte post)
America - Horse with no name
Steely Dan - Do it again
the only good tranny I saw was this 5'4 gigamanlet
figured he'd just make a decent twink, no need go full tranny
What goes through their mind to go out in public like that. Lads the world is becoming a weird, weird place.
How about "kadder"
hello grandpa
freak
>America - Horse with no name
absolute CHOON
Why that?
They had the best melodies kid, any music is just a rehash of their melodies
>Horse with no name
Ah yes, the old San Andreas.
an old Saxon word for jackdaw
mostly because i like the sound of it
incredibly based post
youre not so bad lad
>omg video game i know :O
the quintessential yank post
You could try Smokie - Tambourine man or The Drifters. Or maybe even The Eagles la'
"based and redpilled" should become "kadder and torchlit"
In the desert
You can remember your name
What'd he mean by this
what is the standardised protocol when you cant stop farting because you need a poo so you go for a poo but after you go for a poo you keep farting?
what's your problem
>torchlit
bro that's torchLIT
Good post
Redpilled = ready
very kadder post
He means
In the desert
You can remember your name
Yeah can't be torchlit since lit is already a wogword and it will just look like a steal
Ready and unready imo
Was a lad called Hector who is a minor irish celebrity who had a short stint as a radio DJ on the national broadcasters morning show. He didn't last long because he is fucking hyper and no one wants to hear that in the morning.
Well his catchphrase was >Keep her lit
spent a few weeks away from you lads. Reckon it improved my mental health drastically.
dont reply to it
Personally I don't partake in buzzwords.
not very subtle
Buzzword is a buzzword
>keep her lit
Get up outta that boy. Now shes sucking diesel
Now you're back and I'm gonna do a number on your fucking mind..
Anyone ever tell you how much of a failure you are lad? You pathetic little freak!
aren't you all supposed to be asleep
I thought this was yank hour
ate some food
hunger = pwned (500 xp)
now? its time to game
rude and uncalled for
Unready post
Unready and cringe
Absolutely unready
kadder
what a bent little gimmick
Unready for me
its from the matrix
Fucking hell the autism is palpable at this hour. Any brits still awake at this time on a weekday are worthless and should be ignored, I should know, I am one.
Gas lad you are.
Battle of Huế
January 30 – March 3, 1968
youtu.be
there seems to be some mistake
the new zealand immigration department haven't gotten back to me to tell me i've been made a citizen.
hope they weren't expecting me to e-mail them and make an application, they should know by now. i know they read /brit/
>Time to game
>Pwned
Unready and cringe
Redpilled is but based is from some rapper like "thot"
Redpilled is tranny word, based is nigger, haha
why does he drink the pepsi max
Because he's Ready
*snaps fingers*
we're living like in a dolce vita
'kadder' reminds me of the n-word
>circle k
Swedish?
more sugar innit
How long are you going to try to force this shite for? Are you actually pathetic enough to force it over a period of weeks until other people start using it?
God posters like you are annoying.
People used to say tome when I was young to describe something cool.
it's a yank convenience store chain
Pepsi max is sugar free
American Coca Cola is sugar free
no
norwegian
could be anywhere tho
Fucking hell that looks like serial killer shit.
I hear it being used all the time.
Oh. I thought it was a swedish comapny as there is a fuck load of circle k garages in Sweden
just listened to basshunter
max as in maximum healthiness. makes sense
NOW YOU'RE GONE
I REALISE MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS STRONG