/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

night time cats edition

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

I love kots

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Love my kitty cat

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me too thanks

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Dumb bullshit staged photo

>tfw tfw no gf

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What is it with your retarded train conductors blowing their horns literally for minutes? I get doing it once or twice when you cross an intersection, but these niggers literally honk non stop

I have been woken up the last two nights by some asshole honking on his way out of town, and I sincerely wish to throw one of the train drivers in front of his goddamn pile of shit

t. Non-American

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*enters the thread*

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try not living by the tracks poorfag

this one is from /lang/. I wish the user who helped me a cozy and comfy night

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>got a gf
>Hurls ball away

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Can finally atoo living in Lala Land
>Phew
Glad that's over

I live over a mile away from the nearest tracks
But still, my question stands: why do they do it? Is it literally just to piss people off?
Couple that with the absolute deplorable quality of US walls, and that makes living in the house barely acceptable

someone kill me

Hit me with the atty and I'll send a hitman over

sounds like a personal problem

Hey lads help me in this, when i supposed to use under and underneath also the same question with maybe and perhaps

>tfw hungry but too comfy to go out into the cold shitty weather to get food

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Now, this is doggo thread

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I will go underneath you and gargle your ballsack

I burned my finger cooking tortillas :(

It’s to wake up the homeless people sleeping on the tracks

not helping you because you said lad and theres nothing u can say to change my mind

ok

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Rate everything I ate today:
Cliff bar
General Tso's chicken with broccoli and lomain
Vanilla cake pop
Nutella on the go dipping breadsticks

whats wrong with the word lad please be nice I'm just and english student

lad is a british term, we say bud around here

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No kill me

>tfw no gf to ride my face
Why live?

lad, man, dude, bro, bruh, pal, bud, buddy ARE NOT welcomed words in /cum/

hello

And that's why you have to wake up all the working people in the area too?

hola

Just joking don't have a gf don't hate me

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British culture reigns supreme

bud was a term invented by /cum/ for /cum/ you STUPID IDIOT

I only had a girlfriend in middle school

well help me you then

British and culture don't really go together seeing that your culture is made by immigrants

My gf has human growing inside of her belly

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abort it immediately

bud is Canadian culture that you’re appropriating. You can only say dude as an american

It's been almost 6 months though?

pal is the canadian term actuall, bud is strictly /cum/

I bet it’s going to be average like your gf

Hate this for a limited time bullshit

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What's the context?

Shut up racist

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Listen here buddy guy. You don’t get to approriate MY culture and then make up the rules. Got it?

when i supposed to use under and underneath also the same question with maybe and perhaps

butter never hurt nbody

said belgian waffles in public to somebody one time and wasn't sure if I had just mentioned a waffle or a horrible sexual act

*am i

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why are fast food breakfast sandwiches so based?

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My gf is 20/10

didnt mean to post this but i like it better

I don’t know honestly. But I’ve met people who work/worked as conductors and they’re all cunts, so they may over do it because they hate themselves.

hmmm

What's it like to wear a chastity belt

Ghosting should ve illegal

DUDE are you ok?

do you just not play video games or type much at all

dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/maybe-or-perhaps

quora.com/Whats-the-difference-between-under-underneath-and-beneath

Call the cops on me then :^)

underneath my bedroom's light, under my covers i find perhaps comfort listening to some CHOONS maybe

More like a solid 5/10

Solid 5/1

Cute cat

Exactly 0.5/1

0.5/0.1

I'm back

Which pussy is tightest.

mine

Mine boipussi

hello do you think india will ever have its own internet like china and how would you feel about that

I think I heard the news that the government is planning to do so. The university had an intranet

Stop stealing my boibussy thunder

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>under my bedroom's light, underneath my covers i will perhaps find comfort maybe listening to some CHOONS

sounds better

that sounds like good news to me, how did you feel about it from your perspective though

Exactly 1/2

Niggers

why? what's the purpose of it
why do you want india to have a separate internet

The opposite

step up to the bp challenge

mine is still fine though, right?

because of their huge population, of which only 10% speak english

My gf is a beautiful woman and will be a great mommy

who else here loves to sing along to the music they're listening to?

Don't know

Do you guys kiss your parents on the lips?

/ourguy/ Piers tweeted this out because Beckham was caught doing it and people are FURIOUS at - who? - Piers.

Shocking stuff. The comments under this tweet are all images of parents kissing their children on the lips - it looks like some full on pedo shit.

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i thought you meant like a completely separate internet not just indian languages based sites

anyway, english is supposedly spoken by all people who go to college and as education expands i'm sure they'll get better at it

me

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I've never kissed or hugged my parents a single time in my life

>Do you guys kiss your parents on the lips?
not anymore

You have no right to be depressed
You haven’t tried hard enough to like it
Haven’t seen enough of this world yet
But it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
Well stop your whining, try again
No one wants to cause you pain
They’re just trying to let some air in
But you hold your breath, you hold your breath, you hold it
Hold my breath, I hold my breath, I hold it

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BASED WASP PARENTS
It's not acceptable as a child either but some fucking adults do it too.
Gross shit man.

based

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