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You posted this way too early, even I just woke up half an hour ago.

Dobro jutro/dan

In macedonian it's "Dobro Utro/Den", baka gaijin.

depends
you-tro ain't that bad but jew-tro is

>selyak is teaching me how to speak my own language

I'm actually Slovene, so it's spelled correctly for me, at least.
>Hello fellow Balkan denizens

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he was referring to me which coming from him is funny in many ways

There's a 50 years old boomer next to me reading facebook news on her phone with the text extremely zoomed out. Do boomers really have no awareness whatsoever when using these devices? Doesn't she realise that someone from two metres away can peep into whatever she looks at, usually broken Romanian comments on news posts on facebook?

in my country, balk is an obscure baseball rule

That Macedonian asking where I saw bulletholes, in Serbian villages in Croatia there's bulletholes everywhere covering every house, store, and even government buildings.

who would win?

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>basedball

We're in deep water here man

why are you in half-life land? is there a new penis enlargement resort around fukushima?

morning, nipanon
if you mean facebook statuses by "facebook news" then yes, that seems a bit retarded.
but honestly, female boomers are blind as shit so explains why she had it zoomed in.
>broken Romanian comments
like hungarian-tier broken or gypsie-tier?
can you explain it?

I'm supposed to be studying abroad, but the university is so much easier than back home I more or less just dick around with friends all day and get drunk every now and then.

Good afternoon here now, Moldova. How goes the grind?

No, I mean those short versions of catchy news posted by Realitatea (relevant news site from Romania).

Yes, and she had grey eyes too, to boot, and usually grey eyed people go almost completely blind by 70. But she was like 50-odd, I still find it funny how boomers fiddle with phones. They hold them with the left hand and type with the right hand's pointer.

Well, the word "balk" has more meanings than that, it was funny from the start. Our countries have a habit of getting balked at actually sustaining any development.

whoa! didn't Satoshis commit sudoku over their studies?

hard as usual, you know how it is.
at uni currently.
how about you?
where are you originally from?
>catchy news
a.k.a. clickbait articles?
>she had grey eyes
clouded lens huh...
>i still find it funny how boomers fiddle with phones
giving smartphones to boomers was a mistake

Yes, clickbait articles. No, that "watered down" blue eye colour which isn't really blue. Many Romanians have "blue" eyes and most of them are actually grey or green crossovers.

>grey eyed people go almost completely blind by 70
yup true
t. 18 y/o with myopia -2.7

Apparently everything up to university is suicide tier, where you have around 4 years to have fun after which you go back to wanting to die.

Enjoying my time abroad from ol' Slovenia. Praising the shinto gods for 24/7 convenience stores every day.

my sister has "watered down" blue eyes and not only can she not see far at age 8 but her eyes are also lazy.
salve Mircea Eliade
eu crezu-și că murisei...

lucky you
did you manage to get close with any girls?
>24/7 convenient stores
you mean shit like FamilyMart?

>moldovans
>ROMAnians
>japanese english teacher
*pukes*

Nah, but there's plenty of time for that later too.
Lawson, Family Mart, 7/11, all the rest. They heat up your food when you buy it which is a godsend in winter, especially when you can also buy prewarmed bottles and cans of tea, coffee or whatever. Hot coffee vending machines are my new religion man.

I don't study even Japanese dumbo, I'm just on a study exchange here because why not.

>98072597
>я дoлбaный кypлик

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>there's plenty of time for that later
godspeed, Slovanon
have you ever tried the soups they sell in vending machines?

Are you posting from high school? Some high school nostalgia hit me so I started playing League of Legends anew, on a new account, and listening to Moonsorrow.

Do Slavic genetics have any advantages? I fail to spot any, Atlantic and Nordic people look better and they don't have such genetic hindrances as grey eyed Slavs.

what are you studding? bukkake?

Like the corn soup? Terrified of it, to be honest. Some of the stuff I've tried has been absolutely disgusting, especially the sweet things, they're ridiculously sugary.
I absolutely love the pocari sweat though.

Even worse, I'm in unemployment studies - business.

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bukkake business?

autistu ala mo schimbat
>sunt crestin dar nu cred in dumnezeu
>tfw no sa fiu erou si o sa raman un mediocru
asta e
ora de info
pregatire pt bac
usor pt mine, lejer

do asians see you different from other europeans

we are white, i guess.
but yeah, i agree.
i barely made it over what Americans consider "average".
>some of the stuff i've tried has been absolutely disgusting
not surprising
>especially the sweet things
>they're ridiculously sugary
i bet Americans love them
so you are an exchange student learning a meme degree?

*as in, do they discriminate for being from eastern europe

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Its funny to see all these young police trainees which go to the academy I live to nearby. The image of the fat corrupt policeman will totally change in the next years.

You tell us, Bulgarian in denial

maybe they'll bulk up

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Good luck at it, I used to hate high school when I was there and now I miss it. Of course, not the classmates, because I was that obscure guy who read books or Jow Forums at the back of the class while they played some dance music during breaks. I assume that now they play retarded trap like Lil Pump or "eu și cu gang-ul diseară o facem lată" like the pic related.

At least. Imagine that there are people in this general who would wish to be white.

I have some pictures of Bulgarian mobs during protests and they seem to be anything but white, unfortunately now I'm phoneposting from the train so don't have them available.

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>The image of the fat corrupt policeman will totally change
these trainees gonna become fat you dumbass and dreams of being corrupt are already in their heads
or was your post meant to be sarcastic

alo Slovenec kako si prispel v japan

i've already met young police
they still have authority, but at least they have some "european" morals at the back of their head, and it doesn't feel like they'll beat you up

>hating sweet things

You don't even like sodas? I drink up to 1L a day and can't stop. I fucking hate that they replaced literally all mountain dew with this shitty sugar free version as a marketing technique to the ever growing percentage of fat girls who can't wean off it.

>doesn't feel like they'll beat you up
they will in 5-10 years
acab

have you had this?

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>I drink up to 1L a day
don't remind me
also you should really quit btw

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Nah sometimes they play cancer music but ironically
My classmates are "bazed and redbulled" jokes about Gypsies, Jews bozgord no problem
Dirigintele nostru e profu de mate, si el face glume dar doar despre tigani

Generatiile mai mici is proaste
Pic related

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Yeah, I'm just another dude with some degree that's not absolute shit, but kot really respectable either. There's probably some bonus in not being a JET.

Not at all. Most of them don't know enough about the region to be scared of the ex-commie boogieman or whatever. They put a lot of stock into being able to read the atmosphere and having respect tho.

Kko to misliš? Pač prek izmenjave od univerze, ali te zanima prav let itd?

let me guess, pazardjik right?

>kot
based

It's all good, lad. At least I dom't like alcohol, here, in the nation of alcoholics.

lel

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>that pic
youtu.be/lAIGb1lfpBw
daca sa fiu sincer, eu ador jurnalul lui.
m-a ajutat cand treceam prin depresie.
>ora de info
ce limba se învață in România?
noi inca am ramas la rahatul de Pascal.
>that pic
i remember when there was a disstrack drama on Youtube between this guy and the chick that made "voi ruinati o generatie" or some gay shit.
i know you are quoting the wrong person but i agree that all sugar free sodas taste like shit.
>sometimes they play cancer music but ironically
same shit here.
had a guy blast russian trap music in class when the teacher left and even whipped to it.
that picture really shows the direction Johannis is pushing Romania to.
>some bonus for not being a JET
what do japs think of them?

Romania basadu and redpilldu

Ελλάδα βασίζεται kαι kοkkινωπό kόkkινο

Yeah, that was it, now they are having some beef with these guys.

What has become of life, people watching teenage dramas made public on the internet.

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UGA BUGAR

yхaпaхa

Xaxaxxaxaxa
>Greece based and reddish red

Thanks Google

From what I've heard there's two views: The people who think the west is cool and exotic kind of like them. The rest supposedly think they're cancer.

What does uhapaha mean

uhapa- bit (past tense)
uhapaha- they bit

it was from a story about dogs that attacked someone i think

i never bother to watch Romanian Youtube because of people like him.
they embody everything wrong about Logan and Jake Paul while adding multiple layers of normalfaggotry on the top.
even people who criticized him are utter boring normalfags.
initially, i tried translating "Hellas based and redpilled"
it would translate the whole sentence except the word "redpilled" so i replace it with "pilled red" and posted it.
>the rest supposedly think they're cancer
based
too bad their prime-minister is planning to let nigger immigrants in because their people started to die too quickly at work.

Do you guys even sleep?just woke up btw

there's no /balk/ between like 2 and 8

personally i sleep for like 5 hours twice a day

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based sultan

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Whats wrong with Texans?

for my nigga seakike

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most people here are either unifags or wagecucks waking up early

catholics have better icons
greeks used to make marble statues in ancient times, but now they only make bad drawings on wood. sad!

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When you re at uni you dont have to attend any classes at all
Heretic

C++/C
Dar mai sunt care inca fac Pascal
La bac alegi tu limba

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me 2 months ago: can't wait for winter to come, hate hot weather
>winter barely arrieves
>immediately sick with temperature and mucus coming from every hole of my body

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>C++/C
nice
mai usor astfel inveti C# si te bagi la Ubisoft Bucharest.

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>mucus coming from every hole of my body
h-hot

make sure there's no air coming in from your windows/balcony. you can use towels or socks to plug in holes
also wear socks (preferably long football socks)
keep your main vains warm- your neck, wrists, elbows, kneecaps and inner upper legs

you can also eat warm soups or drink tea, both are cheap
also move around a little- ex. walk, jump, stretch

and make sure you're tucked in when you sleep, if you sleep bad it can fuck up the rest of your day. tbw try sleeping in a hoodie with the hood on as well

gj learning dead languages
java is the future

People still make good money off Fortran.

you sound brain dead

I have new windows they have good isolation, no air coming. BUT I can't sit without my window being semi-open, I need fresh air.

I hate soup even if it tastes good, tea currently making one. The walking is prob what got me into this situation but I'll keep doing it eitherway desu.

I sleep tucked very nicely in a yorgan but only with bottom pijama

Xaxa

>Slovenians secretly lurk here to not be seen

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C++ is a good starting language, I'll learn more ofc, and it will be easier to do so
Oh gamedev, nu stiu inca, io o sa merg la calculatoare sau automatica, programare mai lowlevel

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>javafag
don't make me despise your whole country, roach

how do they post in /ex-yu/ if they don't speak the language

You can bypass all that bullshit by taking a cold shower for 5-10 minutes every time

In 3 days you wont' feel cold at all, I can't describe what that's like but your body is used to extreme lows and you don't feel any regular cold. I think this is why Russians have the ice culture, they use it for practical benefits but pretend they're toughguys

nice pass, mind sharing so i can shitpost on /vip/?
eu ca atare am spus-o in gluma dar ma bag si eu la calculatoare, posibil in domeniul de management tehnic sau informațional.

No way I was gonna share it with whoever wants here but I then had to do captcha for 2 days and wanted to off myself

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