/brit/

love 568.261 mililitres me, simple as

I just come onto /brit/ to brag about shagging girls to be honest, that and just wind people up generally cause I'm an arsehole. Love posting the music I'm listening to as well that always winds people up

I want to finger Emma Watson’s vagina with my penis.

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Business idea: weekend town. Where every day is weekend

chitchat

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Come on now lads can I please get some appreciation posts for me shagging a flatmate just now? All of you lot are such rude cunts honestly

shagged the lad who shagged his flatmate lads

had a massive arsehole

I want to uncircumcise you

Lost my virginity when I was 13 to my 13 year old neighbour after her parents decided it would be a good idea to give us as much beer as we could stomach
Remember waking up the next day with the condom still on and then getting a urinary tract infection

the gang's all here

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wasnt me then otherwise you'd have said "flatmates" instead of flatmate because ive shagged 2 in my flat and 1 last year so thats 3 in total so nice try try again later

Congrats m8 but the world goes on.

shan't be encouraging shitty behaviour mate, nothing impressive with fucking slags

find yourself a nice girl and show you're a man

shagged a bloke once just to see what it was like
wasn't a fan
don't think he was either since I made him dress up in girls clothes

Thank you lad, you're right
ahahahah you want to know whats shitty ive been seeing a girl at the moment and shagging her (she's a virgin) and ive been telling her i love her and vice versa and ive just shagged a flatmate just now

the utter degeneracy of some people

ooooh don't cry mate i bet you'd do the same in my situation

did this too, i ghosted her after a while

really regret it now since she was really cute, a virgin (no longer obviously), and we had a lot of the same interests

tug cat

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What did it feel like?

Been ghosting a girl for nearly a month now

yeah i dont see us getting along after this if anything if i felt anything i'd have felt something by now and relationshipped up so guess im gonna have to friendzone her

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I can feel it. It's close

>pakipoo still hasn't made a youtube video yet

What did what feel like lad? Right now I'm feeling confident as fuck

mooooooooo

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The sex

wasnt talking about you lisicki

Currently in the process of turning an angry incel into Nietzche’s ideal of an ubermensch.

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the thing is mate that you could be the perfect match but what i've realised is that if the girl gives up the fanny on the first date or whatever you'll lose interest 100%, doesn't matter who she is

Well she had a proper loose pussy which I quite like shagging now and again cause its easy enough to get it in, felt really godo lad. Was proper going 0-60 and she was loving it, eventually I pulled out because I felt like close to cumming and finished myself off on her duvet/her/me and then fucked off in her bathroom to clean up

Did any of you lads enact /mischeviousplans/ in your youth?

Earlier today I was thinking back to the time in High School the lads and I got out of an Art Assignment-Essay on Andy Warhol. We found out he invited teenage boys to his house to piss on canvases so we refused to do the assignment on the grounds that he was a disgusting nonce and we'd tell our parents.
Teacher agreed with us and gave the whole class A's even though hardly any of us submitted it, top bloke

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kek. Good lad

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I'm not lisicki, I'm whisker "twink"
She didn't give up her pussy on the first date but I still think she's a bit slaggy, and I find her a bit ugly to look at

no I was a very boring boy

I wish Emma Watson would blow a pungent fart in my face.

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I just didn't do anything and eventually they gave me a degree.

Me and my best mates had to take this tyre down to the P.E. hall so we were proper rolling it down corridors this massive tyre and smacking it off doors and howling. Nearly took a teacher down with the tyre, just said it was an accident. That was a memorable moment

Name of app?

this looks exactly like my office.

rate my existence

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Will be posting about this incident tomorrow during NEET/wagie hours to maximise the potential

Already told two of my mates

>open workspaces
into the trash

drones

i wish someone would tweet her this

Chavvy piece of shit

No good - I had one mate that got in lots of whacky situations at school and I was there for most of them so that's memorable for me
Nice

you're not right in the head

bragging about fucking loose women in 2018 (the year literally anyone can fuck a drunk slag) is kind of virginfreak-esque 2bh

Whisper

What incident

Any Indians here?

The loose thing is a meme
The other flatmate I shagged had a pretty tight pussy and she shagged 30 blokes
But the only thing that makes me smug is that its the 3rd flatmate I've shagged at University, who else can say theyve done that?

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Nah

me shagging a flatmate lad

looks like it

Ah yeah, nice

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>slag fucked 30 guys
>not a loose woman
what

>But the only thing that makes me smug is that its the 3rd flatmate I've shagged at University, who else can say theyve done that?
isn't very uncommon which is REALLY fucking sad when you think about morals and where the western world is heading. these women are our future mothers

neva smokd k2 at a funeral
neva brokin da law on chrismas
neva worn shoes in da marae
neva crakd da missus wif a cro bar
neva stoln from nana rangimareis hous
lyk if u think im lying g
giz us 5000 lyks nd I'll powa root tha missus thru tha kitchen tabl

Makes you ponder doesn't it

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You can tell they've all got tiger-parents

I have never been naked with a woman lads

It’s not at all abnormal to want to smell the farts of an attractive girl.

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>the end
Kek

Its not common, most people have shagged 1 flatmate at the most. I'm just irresistible lad

Also, it's funny how much effort one puts into getting out of work when you're at school.

More xbox time I suppose

Anthony Joshua cum 2 otara id put u on da ground befor aunty kan evn finish a pack of wickid wings

Baffling post.

f*ck *nglos

schizo off his meds again

Got da missuz a new lite bolb ae kant wait to giv it a burn tomorow nd show da kidz wata otara white christmas looks like

Why? Wicked wings are based

australians pretend they are hard but they drink baby pints

im afraid /brit/

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Love a pint, me

they're called schooner's actually
don't understand the reasoning behind this

Business idea: carbonated orange juice.

LADS

motivation is a quantum operator
think about it

you can't exactly foresee your motivations/decisions ahead of time. Imagine if I told you the exact conditions of your next trip to a cafe for breakfast - the date, time, weather, how long you slept, everything. You still wouldn't be able to tell me for sure what you would decide to order - you might say that you would get one of a certain number of things (Eg: EITHER fried egg and bacon OR muffin OR pancakes), or you might be able to tell me what you will probably get (Every time I go I usually get the pancakes) but you could never tell me with 100% confidence what in the moment you might capriciously decide. There is always an uncertainty

So we have a set of well-defined motivation states, each corresponding to a certain menu item. Each state has an associated probability, which summed together come to 1 (for our example, you might have to include "I might decide to not eat breakfast at all" and all sorts of other low-probability outcomes to find the COMPLETE set but you know what I mean).

When you "measure" the motivation, by actually being present and asking yourself "What do I want to order today?" the wavefunction collapses and you suddenly find that you have made a subconscious decision without any real logical process at all - "I definitely want the eggs". Now that you are in a well-defined motivation state, any remeasure (thinking about it again) will yield the same result for sure until the system is disturbed ("Sorry, we have no eggs today sir" or a sudden stomach pang)

do you see what I mean?
duuuude

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Based immersive singleplayer poster

read bits of this but decided against reading all of it

shut up henry

kino alert lads
youtu.be/c6DuLPGZIoQ

/an/ is an extremely underrated board

I'm nt a teachr bt fuk I rekon im 2 codyz away frm teachin da middy a lessun

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Chandler is my favorite Seinfeld character, followed by Frasier.

I want to eat Emma Watson’s shit.

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always baffled by the fact jeff bezos isn't jewish