Wake up

This. I unironcally call people wh*Toids wh*Teboy now, I feel so much stronger doing it.

/thread

But he's a boy with

Ask myself what a Korean woman at the end stage of plastic surgery is doing in front of my car.

Have a quick smoke before we meet up with the other ayys and get ready for Fear and Loathing in the Virgo Stellar Stream

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Instant dick joke.

Unzip dick

My rb is gone yay!

freak out probably

ayy lemonade

Why the fuck is this image getting posted so much all the sudden?

All the accounts I've read about people encountering 'greys' have resulted in people freaking out resulting in the thing freaking out even more and running away or trying to defend itself.

I wouldn't do anything. I'd try to communicate with it in whatever way I can and make he/she/it feel comfortable and perhaps try to learn what they're doing in my house.

If they have a malicious intent, I'd take them down. I don't know why people are so afraid of these things. Humans have everything necessary to actually take these fuckers down easily, be it guns or even muscle mass.

>Oh, fuck why I did wake up in the car?
*drive home*

show it pictures of americans and record its reactions for scientific and sexual purposes

Freak out and try to kill it with a kitchen knife

>try to scream
>no noise comes out
>you cant move
>aliens shoving things up your ass

pretty much this:
youtube.com/watch?v=sYzPe0hlW3Q

Tppi

I thought sectoids were pink.

Hum friendly noises and approach it

r u a nigger?