/brit/

Oh no, the GDP didn't grow time for an old 'cide then lads

have confirmed proof that corbyn is a dengist cadre

*travels back in time to the late 1980s*

highlights of new ealand were running in the bush near mount ruapeho, haing a hotter girlfriend than anyone in new zealand, skiing for the first time and mountain biking in rotorua, fucking almost shat myself trails were fucking full on but somehow made it

kind of baffled as to why that brexit forecast has got such a strong reaction
the GDP contraction is high, but in terms of inflation and unemployment that seems far less scary than the early 90s recession.

Invest in the slag industry

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Yameroooo

A famous korean new zealander rapper guy turned out to be having scammer parents
Canceled all concerts and broadcast job
Kinda pitiful

loads mate. all spunked over lasses backs

Was melvin

Going to NZ in a month lad, glad you had a good time overall

...

youtu.be/rLIYYTRh3w0

Trying times ahead lads. Some of you boys are alright. Don’t be in Britain within the next 4 years.

UK birds are really in a league of their own when it comes to fashion and makeup

Aus/NZ are nice but much too far away to visit. Should move them to the south of India

Nothing beats American QUEENS

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bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-46342915
wish tourists would fuck off

where are you going? it's prety good, new zealanders are quite accommodating and by and large ery kind and pleasant people

That's literally where Aus is ya goose

you arrive in the central business district of the australian capital city of canberra
also known as the beating financial heart of the southern hemisphere

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looks worse than christchurch's, which is mostly rubble

locals should start harassing them. hate tourists.
but do it after 2020, i might be coming over for a visit.

Queenstown with the missus and a few mates

Yeah looking forward to it, never been before

you know what the australian man said to his son "you can do berra!"

the joke is that the australian is in fact a chinese man

more like kinoberra

>beating financial heart of the southern hemisphere

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Imagine waiting in line to get some likes on Facebook

perhaps a view of the iconic australian parliament house in all its glory would be of interest

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The exotic tundra slavpaki says, anglophonically

Used to own that car on the left

That’s got me thinking. Which countries in the Southern Hemisphere are actually first world?

Is it literally just Australia and New Zealand or have I missed one?

grim

Singapore

Are you real japanese

>chile

business idea: sneak over to wellington at midnight tonight and steal the beehive and replace it with the scottish parliament building.

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any /lofi/ lads in?

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actually Singapore's just above the equator so NVM

I'm gonna film a movie here
It'll be so beautifully depressing

Your cock

My arse

Simple as

youtube.com/watch?v=8NaqSEfJiVM

new caledonia isnt bad
aside from that idk

this look is very common in america
we keep it wholesome

was raised in canberra
did alot of mountain biking, smoked a lot of weed, became inoled in a pleasantly suburban hardcore punk scene

What’s your phone number la x

Sounds like the standard Canberra upbringing from what I've heard

you can take the nigger out of the jungle but not the jungle out of the nigger
the same applies to canberrans I'm afraid

Met an Australian who pronounced Fiji as f'JI

So why hasnt Australia ended up like America?

Can you take some of my teeth out without it hurting please

No yanks

is that zyzz

how do you pronounce Niue again
pronounced it "new" and everyone laughed at me.

Canned berries?

Choon

youtube.com/watch?v=juq-xN1w-Xs

120 years younger as a country and remained a part of the Commonwealth of Nations, thus retaining an Anglo influence that persists in some capacity to this day.

Other than that not much

Just wait for their white population to go down and you'll see. Also really dumb to compare Australia to the entire U.S when they have less people than quite a few of our states desu.

business idea: wheat beer flavoured with honey, orange and coriander

ANYONE can get a gf

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its zimkiller youtube.com/watch?v=idtD7-qnqXU

Found out the other day Texas has a marginally bigger population than the whole country.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

NEED it back

Wish I could go back in time and stop myself from ever becoming a gamer

completely wasted my teen years, on prom night I was playing world of warcraft. On my 18th birthday I was playing skyrim sex mods.

new ay

can't imagine living in australia

the worst human beings in the world are concentrated in sydney

It's not video games' fault you chose to play them in lieu of important life events

Business idea: alcohol made from the starch of malt barley, bittered with hops, not distilled.

Pretty odd. Florida and California do as well I believe.

Yeah California has something like upwards of 10 million more I think off the top of my head.

In fact I think California's population may rival Canada's but I could be way off

Yeah I didn’t say I want to ban videogames I said I want to go back and stop myself from ever playing them. I’n too susceptible to escapism, always have been.

*Starts grinning, looks at one of the Australians and starts rhythmically clapping in a dramatic way*

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feel like your constitution is much better as well.
voting system is better laid out, especially PR in the senate.
balance of state and federal power is better
constitution is easy to amend in theory, but the population make it hard in practice by generally rejecting amendments, allowing for greater flexibility where needed without compromising on fundamental principles.

guess it helps that your population is more evenly distributed so you get the cultural advantages that come with that.

australians live in the rest of the worlds' collective heads rent-free
we barely think about you lot at all

hate myself and want you to die

*screams and heaves like a monkey*

>cellulose and wood pulp
bit redundant

go to fergburger

wtf my mcdonalds?? ROORKEEEEE

So, is it because only British Anglos went to Australia while America has all kinds of whites like French German Scandinavian Italian Irish in them?

That's why America got so many population?

>more evenly distributed
should've said more centrally distributed.
basically so far as i can tell, Australia doesn't have the problem of having California and Alabama be in the same country.

it's the kangaroo.
such a weird and memorable animal.

"nigiri" loool

Australia is America 2.0

australia is a geographic shithole
in WW2 the population was still just under 7 million and then people started moving here for some reason

>only anglos went to australia
ehh no
australia's had a bit of non-anglo european immigration over the years
it's just predominantly anglo
kinda like america in the early days really

you could make a case for the southern cone countries, but unfortunately they don't quite reach the astonishing level of basedness that the antipodes have attained

youtube.com/watch?v=Sb0hhz4_V2I

Why is Japan so aesthetic

going to get a flu test tomorrow. hopefully it comes back positive because if it isn't the flu then I think I have fucking hiv

Will do lad, cheers

reckon we should take some kangaroos and place them all over the british countryside

NEED some bipedal rat-camel things in my back garden pronto