/brit/
Too soon
willy
Too soon
Haven't watched standup comedy in years.
Any recommendations?
tfw no ugly jewish midget gf
aha I know this lad he bought me a pint in Tewkesbury last month
>>girls who do burlesque
>ah yes, alt-thots
>average english woman
watching bareknuckle fighting
fucking hell of a lot different to boxing haha and definitely heaps different from the in and out points scoring amateur style atm
Too soon
Could you imagine saying burlesque in a Japanese accent?
does the yank think I'm talking about deliberately curving the grades?
quite like greg davies, he's got one on the 'flix at the moment
There's nothing funny about testicles, Cooper, as you'll discover tomorrow in my office.
Hit or miss
all higher education should be banned to enforce social harmony and egalitarianism
if you disagree you're a tarq mong
Jade Goodie was a FAT COW and a thieving bitch!!!! . She deserved cancer and I hope she burns in hell!!!!!
not into tubby lasses
having a cornetto
LUMBAGO
youtu.be
Alright, so I think if we all chipped in we could fund a visit to Miss Hillary, who has been a very powerful proponent of progressives and feminists.
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ONLY 2 RAFFLE SPOTS LEFT!!
Pajeets dominates UK
Sorry don't have 'flix, only have YouTube Premium
nice one
*screams while violently squeezing my dinky until it goes purple and the veins pop*
>depression
Makes you think doesn’t it
she needs a sunbed or 3
>YouTube Premium
>anxiety
john mccain was the second shooter on the grassy knoll who killed jfk
cum or piss?
I guess they never piss huh
hehe
Hate that I laughed at this
could probably torrent it. ''you magnificent beast'' is the name
stop being mean :(
had it up to here with the bloody koreans
oh fuck I remember her now lmao. just Googled her. holy fuck, that was a long-ass time ago
imagine if their was a /brit/ in 2007 tho
yeah it does haha
god dam mongorians
Corr the things I’d do to that are unspeakable. Love natural looking women
god dam mongorians knocku down mah shitty warr
you mean fat fucking pigs?
BUFFALO SOLJAA
was aladdin one of the pajeets?
Been listening to undertale music but never played the games. Don't know if that makes me more or less pathetic
imagined
what now?
>yanks
soulja boy tell 'em
*cracks that*
Low test
High test
youtube.com
any mongolian throat singing man in
yeah Aladdin is a typical Indian name
*nae naes*
Fuck off you've posted this before
she's trying to hide her belly under her tank-top?
wtf, I'm in love now
I like throat rapping one
not sure who you're referring to but t'was not I
>09:33 Thursday 29 November 2018
>iPhones STILL don’t support webms
FUCK OFF
500 word draft due in by 11:59, have had 4 weeks to do it
super man dat hoe
crank dat soulja boi
God what a slamhog
Been listening to The Hu recently
youtube.com
smdh why is it always yanks posting cuckshit smdh fucking yanks
POOing... lads... pooing
fat cunt
bet she can't even reach around enough to wipe properly
would say that australian willies are bigger than british ones on average due to the greater tribulations we face in such a wild and untamed land
If I went to America, right, I'd be able to fuck a yank girl within seconds of stepping foot off the plane
>Aladdin is strange, some concepts are borrowed from other countries - its clear the makers were confused. The story is from CHINA and is not an Arabian tale. She has a tiger named Rajah - it has an Indian name and Tigers are found in INDIA and don't exist in the desert.
Based and redpilled aussie
The wild badlands of the northern beaches
harped the virgin
lived a very comfy life and have an unremarkable willy
I know a Palestinian man named Aladdin
Why do American girls love the British accent so much lads?
turt
kill yourself chink cunt
I imagine myself cuddling with her on cozy sunday after morning sex which I cum bucket on her fat juicy belly and I call her, "maman"
(You)
my willies that big that i nearly pass out when i get an erection
>the British accent
>singular
not a turtleid or a lachioid
Same reason British girls love a French accent, they're all retarded
Stress makes winkles smaller, only the brit with his sedentary and stress free lifestyle had time to mature
no accent gets girls sopping wet quite like a good hearty brummie
she was a princess, no? tigers are indigenous to India so maybe she bought one from India and gave it an Indian name. "Rajah" means king in Hindi
was being sarcastic. it's not an Indian name
I’m hideous
Oh, sorry I misunderstood.
little dicked chink, you'll never ever have a gf haha