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youtube.com/watch?v=_Oez98CDo4Y

>no judgment here
do you not eat meat?

Mums messaged me
Feel bad because its been ages since I've spoke to her

>Shortly after being released from prison, MacShane was forcibly ejected from the premises of the European Parliament, after MEPs accused him of loitering in the building.
oh no no no

that's why you should live in the basement like me and get to see her all the time

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fucking massive plane been circling overhead for a few mins now lads what's he up to

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Reckon a lot of people get into sketch comedy as a way to safely crossdress publically.

shagging yer maw

Have read all of those

I have similar opinions about oral

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going to get a gf lads, anyone want anything?

Got a single captcha wrong now I'm in the doghouse

Tried reading Ulysses about a year ago. It's shite and anybody who says they enjoyed reading is being pretentious

youtube.com/channel/UCODXJEa1nnvfB5jTFL4WuVg/videos
He's back!

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have you read james joyce's dirty love letters?
scromit worthy

Incident on board perhaps.

I've never read the Hobbit and never finished Ulysses.

Didn't think it worked that way

Why is every advertisement on television basically soft core interracial pornography?

>a dirty farty farter typed these words

>Syrian kid who stomped on some girls head and then beat up by some white kid is now £100,000 richer from donations
hahah the biggest defeat for rorke.

Venturing to the shoppe, ye want aught?

ye looks like a holding pattern
why canterbury though, it's pretty quiet here which is why I noticed it it's a big plane and pretty loud

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There's only one pack of bastardsssssssssssss

And they're alllll onnnn /brit/

Think my vas deferens has tied itself into a knot, very watery cum and I wank twice a week

Try edging for 4 hours first

imagine being so thick and pretentious you havent read 1984 or the hobbit

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thoughts on this beautiful poem lads

Doing a think about the future of the Jewish people

Dunno who to believe tbqh

Why read the hobbit when you can just watch it lol snooty cunt

Whilst you were being distracted by literal playground drama several Deutsche Bank officials were arrested for massive international money laundering as revealed by the Panama Papers.

did he really delete every single video
fucking hell

twat

Literally fake news. Who to trust, the biggest newspapers and the majority of people in this country who've donated for the cause or someone who can't even spell work.

just saw a picture of my ex gf

she is looking exceptionally grim!

Joyce wrote Ulysses to piss off everyone didn't he?

yeah its alright

a lot of the highbrow literature is like that, pretentious wank for blowhards

>Literally fake news. Who to trust, the biggest newspapers and the majority of people in this country who've donated for the cause or someone who can't even spell work.

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you arrive in lulworth

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the biggest newspapers and the majority of people who are all trusting the same source, which is one source, same as this

no it was more shock factor, is was obscene for it's time and became infamous

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if rorke spent even a second thinking critically about the posts here he wouldn't fall for it but he does every time

imagine having this picture saved on your PC, bizarre

r8 bing bong accent please, read some posts
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Would have sold it down bootsale for a fiver

Heres my book collection. Note: books i liked and bought not all books ive read

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I'll give you three and a wet handshake

>the scarlet pimpernel

good choice, didnt know you were a man of exquisite taste whisker

>i reed bukz

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Make a it fruit shoot and 2 quid and you got a deal.

There is genuinely something to be said for that POV. The crux of Ulysses is that to all intents and purposes nothing at all happens. The book is just a vehicle for the language.

Fuck off Tommy!

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niggardly nigiri niggling negariously
niggous digger trigger bigger than giga rigger
jannys a tranny a fucking bent fanny
adverts are for niggards and jan is not a man

join my pyramid scheme

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this is ironic right

>the handmaid's tale
lol come on lad

stared at the sun for a bit. now I can't see properly
fuck off sun

Finnegans wake is the only ironic thing about it, I give it to my flatmates for a laugh and say I really enjoyed it and get it back within a week

mental that the word niggardly isn't related to the word nigger and that niggardly isn't racist whatsoever

hang on did he actually stomp on some girls head

very good actually, vastly better than most yanks

I quite enjoyed it, you're a virgin freak if you don't like it tb h

Look a Burgess book that's NOT Clockwork Orange!

hello niggard

Yeah but she was racist

on my shelf:
>Count of Monte Cristo
>Meditations
>The Denial of Death
>Frankenstein
Read most stuff on my kindle now as it's free.

>zizek
>bukowski
>the kite runner
>emily bronte
>the handmaid's tale
>burgess
you're being ironic

it's a low tier dystopia, and I am married lad

One of my favourite shorts of all time. Sequel is due next year.

>Syrian kid who stomped on some girls
no she didn't keep seething rorkee

Yeah that's a really good book, its about overpopulation but it manages to be really funny. Difficult to read though, lots of words I hadn't encountered before

Get out of my country you stupid cunt

read some Le Carré and throw that Joyce shit in the rubbish bin

No.

Thanks, much easier than an Aussie accent to do desu. Quite funny hearing Brits try to do American accents as well.

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my sister can't stop raving about it
they use the costume for protests against anti-women laws now

>Zizek
met him. he's a lad, was a big meme at the time and got me into his work. Disparities is really good cause it shits on America
>Bukowski
like his self-deprecating style, not a big fan of him
>bronte
yeah and?
>the handmaids tale
we've discussed this, its not her best book by far but it was interesting enough. felt very immersed
>burgess
You don't like Burgess? Why?

wanna see my shelf?
oh wait I'm not a hoarder and I give away my books when I'm done with them

Not sure what to make of the TV series DESU. Including the costumes.

This. Even if he did it doesn't matter now, he's 100k richer and the girl and boy are branded as racists for life and will never have a future.

Just blend a Boston accent and a British accent, and wallah, Aussie accent.

Fuck me you're married, get out of my /brit/ granddad

the whole book is basically a fetish thing, girls get off on that oppression crap