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based bill

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bill's looking pretty old for 15 there

rata bananadose... jaja

on the way to toil

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Bill doesn't age, watch Alex Jones then buy one of his water filters and books on the Satanic Invasion of Earth to know more.

are all teachers pedos

UK is actually a fucking shithole

>police are spineless pussies
>acid attack capital of the world
>1000+ knife attacks in london alone
>only thing people do here for fun is get wasted then do coke
>ugly af women
>white leftist pussies everywhere
>chavs everywhere
>pakis and blacks everywhere
>rainy, grey depressing weather
>everybody looks depressed
>dirty af cities
>brexit retards

Moving out asap

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don't forget the zombie knife guy

just take the L lad

wow I totally needed to see that post again

Police are spineless pussies

the 'f

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>full of gays (you)

wish our police shot people more

sounds like you're blaming your environment for your own problems

I recommend Saudi Arabia lad, sounds like it'll be right up your street.

Hahahaahahahaha that paki battered some girl and now he's got paid 130k for it oh my hahaha

want to move somewhere were women aren't allowed to give me any lip

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Too many non-whites in UK nowadays, might move to Japan

Trampolene are the next big thing lads.
>frontman is pete doherty's guitarist for his second band putra madres
>frontman has played with liam gallagher, the libertines etc. etc.

2019 is trampolene's year lads

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rorke fuming about his imagined story

weaving a web of lies to my friends

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they look like a run of the mill 00s alt rock band

170 German officials raid Deutsche Bank's headquarters in Frankfurt as part of a money-laundering probe

>"if you dont give me a raise i'll take you to a tribunal and say you sexually assaulted me"
women in the workplace everybody

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I've seen them live, top performers

omg days lads hahaha pakis raped little girls in their home, then when the little girl's parents come to rescue her the police arrested the parents hahaha absolute mad man

the famously open Japanese immigration system

ahaha top bants this

Yeah, the next big pile of shit

That lad in Canterbury with the plane circling overhead, are you in?

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they're fucking shit

*cracks open a bang's root beer*

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Might set this picture of my ex gf as my desktop background because she literally looks like shit now. Or would that be too weird?

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us powerful brits must have really triggered this one

bet we won't see any of the banker scum in jail though

Hard time for dreamers is a banger lad, tell me it doesnt sound as good as Oasis or the Libertines or the strokes go on i dare you

What are you on about

rorkes off his meds again lads
someone needs to get him some soy stat

no one cares about these bands anymore mate
you're like 15 years out of date

get over it, move on

Millennial narsciscim wrought free
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oasis is 25 years out
Brits are the only ones who even know who they are anymore

oasis and libertines are shit though
that's your first problem

haha
mental

Wonder how many Christmas adverts will have mixed raced couples and mulatto kids this year

*glances at /brit/*
ah yes, schizophrenics, autists, putinbots, dumb crossposters, and harry enfield fanboys

what's wrong with harry enfield

Hang on, I care, and their gigs go for as cheap as chips
So if I enjoy their work, what else matters? Going to see them live soon actually

A bit petty and bitter. You're doing things like this and your ex probably doesn't think about you at all. Maybe this side of your personality might have something to do with her being your 'ex' now, don't you think?

oasis? yeah, big band. not quite as massive as the libertines at their peak though, they were unbelievably popular

landing gear stuck down?
what's the big deal?
better than it being stuck up

based

Went to this Fare in London and I was literally the only white person there along with the gf
shan't be going to London again

nothing, but people here quote his works a tad too much

>mulatto
FOY

pointed this out to my mum haha
next week gonna tell her who really runs the advertising industry

>Wow.... apparently Camp Nou has been put forward as a possible venue for the rescheduled game! A "group of businessmen" has reportedly suggested Barça's stadium stage the match, but as the city derby against Espanyol is on Saturday December 8, we rather fancy the Barcelona city government may not be too enthusiastic about the prospect.

wonder how many arteries in rorke's brain will burst

dont think I've seen anyone on /brit/ quote his works

What do you guys think of the new Jeep Gladiator?

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give it a rest

Clenched up, activating my muscles, but ready to waddle off to "paint the porcelain brown" with an explosive shitting episode

your brain doesn't have arteries you dumb leftoid

Who do you think makes the casting decisions in advertising campaigns?

look shit and shit make for the money they would cost

show pic
t. benders

Der ewige deutsch

advertberg

Definitely nicking design elements from Hummers. Not bad though.

nah lad i wouldnt do that doxxable info and that

jews

England
Scotland
Ireland
Walesland

irish user pretends this is banter

so did she just gain like 20 kg or something lol

They don't call themselves Ireland, they called it Eire or the jeweled isle

haha shut up rorke you dweeb

Nope. Just ordinary people working an ordinary job. I've done it.

Reckon it'd be impossible to be incel with one of these

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imagine how good it must feel to shag a girls fanny

well i cant say but she just looks ugly

hope you made sure to pick a bf wm couple

they forgot to put doors on it

>>only thing people do here for fun is get wasted then do coke
realistically what else is there?

>he has to imagine
sad!

engineering exam today
not prepared

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