Does your country have an annoying little brother?

face tats? beats me I'm not the one who made the image just had it handy. I should change the imperial coat of arms for the modern one tho

Finland

Russia

yes

(You)

>little
>brother
How is Russia a brother for Norway?
You have a little brother and it's Iceland.

Austria
>gets into fight with younger neighbor kid
>neighbor kid goes and gets his big brother
>austria goes and gets his big brother

Australia and new Zealand

America and Canada

China and North Korea

Japan and South Korea

We probably are the annoying little brother to Sweden and Denmark.

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>Japan and South Korea
I too remember fucking my little brother and then denying it when mom asked about it

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>Moroccan
checks out

>flag
probably true

There is something seriouslly fucking wrong with Austriand mein freund.

Well he has autism after all. Be patient with him.

>tf
>tp

Pay debt or I'll send the turks

I will try.
All he needs is love.

Ich liebe dich

England

eesti isn't annoying

no

Mi helado se cayó :((((

Portugal.

Hmm...got two sisters ....Estonia and Lithuania .
Not annoying in a slightest . Probably should hang out more .
Big brother Russia always up to no good ...you know how big brothers are

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Nepal?

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>its not just a phase, Serbia
>we never had anything to do with you
An edgy ungrateful little brat, yes

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Germany and China

Ukraine

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Stop fightin kids.
Share your toys.

>imblying

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we used to have morocco and western sahara, but NATO became tsundere about our colonies

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>Austria and his big sister lose twice

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You conspired with your archenemy to destroy your cousin.
Well done.

In all seriousness, Polska and Ροccjα are a tsundere pair made for each other in Hell.

I lost at Denmark, remaking that as Honduras

yes

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Lmao, you wish. Nobody takes Poland serious.

PLC attacked Russia first. Why should we have mercy on them?

t. neu turkiye

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what a cute one!!!

>Ukraine
Kek

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Belgium

>Try and conquer GDL lands
>Get smacked
>Ruski """""""tsar"""""""" claims he's ruler of all rus aka claims polish and GDL lands
>Get smacked
However
>Y-you started it
>Comes over with his friends like a bydło gopnik and settles the score
You filthy eastern bydło horde donkey fuckers never won 1 v 1 with us, let me remind you that, you always had to gang up on us

>RASSYJA STRONK
XDDDDD
Go fuck yourself

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Plc laws against Orthodox were mega retarded. But all that lies in the past.
They paid for their idiocy.
Now stop.

canada

He's not a little brother, he's a mentally I'll twin.

Next partition of Pooland then?

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They are both fucked up in different ways.
Fucking US and CCCP.

We arent responsible for their work ethic, kpop, plastic surgery fetish or alcoholism.

>tfw joint custody

Not directly but you unfortunatelly inherited the British art of fucking the other one up while keeping your hands clean.

Thank you, I made it myself

True

>poland
L
MAO

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Indirectly

Fine maybe kpop we had a hand in and I think their military eats spam and hot dogs.

Spam is vile.
Better vegeterian and eatting eggs than this shit.

Uruguay, we always say that they are a province of us but I think that it's one of the most comfy countries in the world, I love them

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I've never had it most people that eat it were in the military or lived in an area are military supplied with food in WW2. A French chef came up with it because apparently it's predecessor was so vile no one would touch it.

>""""""""""""""deutsch"""""""""""""""""land

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feels like in a divorce court arguing about who will take the child

I ate something similar in the army over here, but than god we have enough good food over here.
Spam and shit like that are for stockpiling and emergencies ONLY.

no

No but we have a retarded big brother

yes

I envy your neighbors, here so tiresome.

Who? Brunei?

More like we are the annoying loser older brother.

Hmm

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A few: Belgium, Luxembourg, Swiss, Monaco... ok Monaco is a puppet country.

quit shagging our sheep 'Edem'

to who exactly?

And a bunch of African countries.

awww... we love you too fren.

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Yes, Southern Ireland.

Yeah, Iceland, but they're not annoying at all. Best little brother we could wish for minus all the feminism

Cuba I guess... mom makes me 'pay' him part of my allowance when she forces me to 'play doctor' with him.

based

lol

Yes/Oui

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>tfw little brother of finland

I have an annoying big sister argie-chan, and my retard brother bolivia-kun, also peru chan, she always thinks about her shit incas.

>Southern Ireland
who the fuck says that

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we have multiple

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