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2018*

What's your favorite Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas myth /cum/?
gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Myths_and_Legends_in_GTA_San_Andreas

Mine is Squidward's Suicide.

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michelle obama is a biological man

I bet you like mothman you cuck

tell me about him and maybe I will

gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Mothman_(GTA_SA)

oh i thought u meant a real mothman

no

>X-Mas Wish List 2019
>1. A Taiwanese female's toes in my mouth
>2. A bunch of cold hard cash
>3. Egg nog
>4. All my favorite animes on DVD and retro releases on Laser Disc
>5. More toes.
>6. Nintendo Switch w. Super Mario Odyssey
>7. Big ass TV
>8. MLB.tv subscription and Netflix subscription
>9. Jow Forums Gold Account
>more later

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What's your favorite Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas myth french guy

Want to FUCK a cute reptillian girl

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that life would get better

Its really saying something when the most important thing you did in your life was star as a child actor in a space drama from the 80s, and even that, everyone hated you for.

youtube.com/watch?v=rs9w5bgtJC8

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gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Lizardman_(GTA_SA)

All the hate from obsessive trek fans over the years must have been what drove poor Wesley over the edge

Ummm I'm not GAY lizardGIRLs only please

gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Titanic_Wreck

gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster_(GTA_SA)

>going down with a ship that takes almost 3 hours to sink in the freezing cold and pitch black

what a maddening death

nessy can get it

How do i check my "wishlist in steam"?

go to the store tab and scroll up and wishlist is in the top right

I checked those trips

ty
nice

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Im kinda scared that in the future ill forget my password to my email and stuff and then ill never be able to acces my steam youtube etc, anyone else know this feel?

no my email is hooked up to my phone number

go to my profile, click "games", then "wishlist", an buy me one of them, very easy t-bh

Im kinda scared that in the future I'll die and nobody will ever log into my steam youtube etc ever again.

gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer
Scary...

hmm
what game do you want?

why be afraid of something like that

I can't even tell if my brain is too used to porn after all the years to be horny or if I have given myself erectile dysfunction

Because I'll be dead.

also btw
>buying games on steam literally the day after the sales end

IDIOTS

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>doesnt break in half until the very end
id spend the 2 hours building a makkeshift raft out of stuff from the boat

yeah but why care about your computer accounts

i bought a EU4 expansion, half off. dont call me that

baldurs gate i think

yeah, good luck with that

I don't, the me being dead part of that scenario is the bad part.

rood

oh

im worried that I will burried 6 feet deep in a coffin like everybody else and my body will never be consumed by anything that sees daylight again

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Just go out in the woods alone and find a nice meadow to sit down and die in when it's time.

I've told my family to throw my body in the woods on one of our farms and if that's not legal then to bury me under the grass where they harvest hay for cattle so that I can more quickly be reincarnated as a human

I want to be cremated when i die, im scared that when i actually die im left in my body and i wont be able to speak etc. When i die i want to die

Guys, i'm starting to have a mental breakdown right now. I think the Squidward's Suicide myth in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is fake.

Take a look at this video
youtube.com/watch?v=bGNZu4yylms

Notice something out of place? No x-files theme song. Notice how every real myth in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas always has the x-files theme playing in the video, this one seemingly does not. This ruins not only my person, but my entire childhood. I have been hunting squidward's suicide for years now in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and have always came back with nothing to show for. Now that i found this video, my whole life was a complete and utter lie. I don't know if i can go on anymore.

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my dad works at rockstar and told me its real

i dont know what that expression means t-bh

youtube.com/watch?v=V2Afni3S-ok

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wew lad

Your father is Sam Houser?

rood

>watch counter
>pewds goes up 3 subs
Three individual humans in the world just subbed to pewds. This honestly blows my mind.

could be bots

or indians

very rude
brainlet

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I'm in my 20s and I am honestly amazed at the concept that every single human has a soul and mind of their own, and is the protagonist of their own existence. They think thoughts and feel things and exist as I do.

Just want to take a moment to appreciate my parents

I hope you also appreciate your parents

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same desu

why u being so rood today

pretty cool feel right, it gets even more mind blowing than that though

existence is a miracle

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how am i "rood"?

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you wont give him free games you fucking bigot

this nigga need to kys himself quick

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i was busy thinking bout boys

Kinda gay but ok

Im a boy

I have a peepee in my pants.

can’t be a boyunless you have a penis

I am a MAN from MANchester

the canadian is wrong

Aber

I'm not gay, but I'd take a gf with a peepee.

How is that wrong?

Oh it’s wronh because of the exceptions that occur with the people that are born between sexes with weird ass chromosome combinations. Let me re phrase XY is exclusively boy. XX is exclusively girl. There is no in between for those specific combinations.

>log on to a game i rarely play
>dont que just sit in chat and talk
>have conversation with somebody in chat
>after a few minutes somebody else chimes in and says "hey Khaljiit" why aren't you streaming
>look them up
>I was unwittingly chatting with a FEMOID with big ol knockers and had no idea
>she replies that shes naked

the nerve of femoids i feel like ive been raped

a penis is not needed to be a boy

Fucking roasties raping our incel bros psychologically

Expand. What’s your reasoning here? I can’t understand how you came to this conclusion

her bobs are so fucking big fuck

Imagine the taste

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pit whore

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I googled her and yes the bobs should be opened on this one

guys i think i might be trans