/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

why the fuck do you even post here if all you do is spam the same 30 images

ok, i leave bumping the thread to you and only 2 of my images are old

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no point in bumping if the only thing that's going to happen is you spamming todd and terry

its better than 'aaaaa'? fucking faggot

>spamming is better than spamming
christ you're autistic

how else should one bump the thread

>i need to spam for 6 hours until the Americans wake up so they can discuss things i've admitted that i don't care about
why are you here

so plantway shouldn't have made a thread
ive contributed more to this general than you have, tenfold

hes bumping the thread
why do you care

because he's autistic

wow nice arguement

thanks i made it myself

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Look at all this diligent bump work from Finn. Good job Finn!

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that's a Daggerfall skele

Regards, TES Loremaster

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>North Carolinians have come to expect rattlesnakes, bears, alligators and possibly even Bigfoot in wooded areas, but state wildlife officials posted images this month of a lesser known oddity that is just as startling:
>A 2-foot-tall squirrel.
what are they feeding them up there?

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Yee

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can't. bread goes with breakfast and eggies.

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>not giving stale bread to the ducks at your local pond
please support arkansan ducks

You want me to go all the way there to feed them ducks? I love feeding ducks as much as the next person but thats a ways off.
what kind you drinking?

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you're close enough to the border that your ducks affect our ducks, just feed the local ones

Folgers dark roast. Black Silk I think they call it.

i love them quackers
My whole family is a big fan of folgers. won't drink much else.

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hinds, have you ever made your own bread

And you can keep the can to store screws and stuff in

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yes I have
hell yeah. I recall when the cans where metal. My parents were pretty pissed when they went to plastic.

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how annoying was it to make

not very. Its easy to make in general but its shocking how much time it takes to make it. Depending on what bread you are making it can be a few hours or a whole day. Lot of that time is just stages of waiting for the bread to rise, kneading it, chilling it in the frig. Not all hands on stuff, just time consuming.

Just loaf bread I don't think takes longer than 2-3 hours, and thats modest. Made brioche and it was 7 hours or so.

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was thinking about making sourdough

vocaroo.com/i/s0Nw32jw2pZ6

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Based. What kind of flute is that?

The niggerflute

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Literally you rn

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he's playing the skinflute

fuck finland

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this

not this

Y tho

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If you want sourdough in particular, you'll need to make a "sourdough starter" (basically an active yeast jar). All bread requires yeast, flour, & kneading-- but like with cheese making the details give you different bread types. Its not hard to make a starter with a big mason jar, but it would take about 5 days or so. Bread is easy but time consuming.

how to & what is a starter:
youtube.com/watch?v=I1Ssdzk6uhI

hello frens im drinking beer today how are you all doing i have a question to my southern brothers have u ever ate alligator, what does it taste like? :)

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he doesn't like the south and the only reason he posts here is because /jizz/ and /mammi/ are dogshit
he has no interest in anything we talk about and the only thing he has to contribute is to bump when everyone else is asleep or busy

>starter
i've heard that you can use the little bit of whey still in greek yogurt as a starter but i'll check it out

Wow I cna't believe this miserable pathetic gneral still exists. you people should consider getting a life

tastes like a pork chicken hybrid

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based alberta btfoing adulterous homos yet again

My spite for Toronto transcends sexual orientation

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once you get it started and stable, it will last forever. Literally outlive us all if you remember to feed it.

tasty:)

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dakotain't

>taste like?
Tastes like a victory of being the most apex predictor on earth.

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>blue box with a well drawn star in it, not a very simple shape
>red box with a shitty drawn rectangle in it, easy shape to draw
what did the designer mean by this? can he not draw a proper rectangle?

howdy :DDDDD

No, he unfortunately suffers from being Georgian

you cannot suffer while being a georgian

This statement simply shows how far your illness has progressed

howdy

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to be anything but georgian is the true illness

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georgia is the perfect state, in every way
you cannot disprove this

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wish it had more mountains.

Currently recruiting dumb annoying faggots. apply here
discord.gg/pZasUS

Discord has spooks in it tho

>My parents were pretty pissed when they went to plastic.
I remember when it happened. Now Snapple is in plastic too instead of glass. Fuck these big companies

should have raised the price before changing the product. those cunts

I want to move to the South in a big plantation house.

>I wanna be a carpetbagger when I grow up!

No I just hate it here. I don't mean any harm

The south is pretty much the last place I'd want to live. Filthy cultureless shithole

Hate it where?

why are you here

Torontonians have the Midas touch of misery. All they can do is spread the unbearable torment in which they constantly live to other places.

Baltimore. I'm surrounded by fucking neo-hippies and murderous drug dealing urban youths. I once had someone pour out several bottles of moisturizer onto my car, under the door handles, in the locks, in the window seals, etc when they found out I was vice president of my college Republican club.

to flip-flop between hating the south and being desperate about a discord that no one here wants to join.

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Okay

Thank you.

didn't ask

Thank you for sharing and making probably the only half decent post in this thread

Try moving to a Dixie neutral state... like Kentucky.

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Dumb sisterfuckers

But all the worst posts are yours.

I was thinking Georgia since I'd probably have the best odds of getting work there. That or NC

what industry are you in?

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god i wish my sister would fuck me

Right now accounting, specifically dealing with non-profits like private schools and churchs. Hoping to get an MBA and move into alternative investment management strategies like a hedge fund or private equity.