Britbongs we need to talk

nice, how much it cost?

Looks a bit too posh for me. Rather have OP's.

That ain't food you fuckers.

Can anyone mark what all of this?

>Italian
Get out of here with that fancy shite, you sound like a soferner.
>t. eats the scrapings off the bottom of a garden pond

15 smackeroonies, ma good sirs
Perhaps ye prefer pic related?

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absolutely nothing

>Half of it are fries
If I'm ready to eat shit fat food, I don't want rice in it.

poorly cooked and prepared meat which is apparently a delicacy in the UK

Nah I’m fae ae munchy box capital ye ken
Fuck up.

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>chillies and parsley presumably on the fries
>salad doesn't have a dressing and isn't even a real salad
>bunch of fried shit that are probably out of date
>bread when there's potatoes
>beer - the worst of the worst of alcohol
I guess these munchyboxes are a nigger culture thing for diabetes/cancer having people that can't take care of them selves and/or cook.
Not even weed related since i smoke every single day and i still take my time to prepare fresh and healthy meals.

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Here you go.

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Fuck up ya gypsy

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I love irnbru. Why so many fish? I would trade half of it for anything other, preferably with cheese.

>Why so many fish?
We are an island you know.

at my old school we'd get a thick 10 inch pizza every friday for 3 pound.

I miss the norf so much

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Come home norfan man, I know a place where you can get two twelve inchers for £7.

Fixed version, other guy clearly couldn't identify such fine delicacies.

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looks gross but w.e does it for you

>delicious
If you find this disgusting streetshit slobfood even remotely tasty its most likely because the sugar you're consuming has severely damaged your taste buds and your diabetes is getting out of control.
Also it could be candida overgrowth since it feeds mostly on that.
I was thinking of wishing you painful and horrible death by the gluttony you have but if you eat like that you're probably almost there so theres no need for that.
By the looks of it this sugar rich "delisious" box will overload your pancreas and barely supply any nutrition to any part of your body.
Not only the lack of nutrition but also the processed food that it is notoriously rich in acidity which will further contribute to the rapid decomposition of your malnourished corpse which verily has a lot of its core functions and mechanics inhibited by the poison.
You fools will wither away, literally.

I'll be honest m8 most of the time I can't identify what it is till I bite into them.

> waaaaah muh pancreas waaaaah

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Looks amazing for Saturday hangover

looks gooky but I'd hit it

>You fools will wither away, literally.
The average life expectancy of Glasgow' east end is 62, which is on par with most African countries. A great number of deaths for many people in their 40s to 50s.
Not surprising since this sort of shit is most popular in that area.

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Sounds like someone's jealous of developed countries eating actual food rather than licking up gypsy droppings.

What horrid fucking shop did you get that from?

Life expectancy map for reference.

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If you live on a council estate, yes
Or alternatively if you live in Staffordshire or Birmingham

This thread forced me to fry some pelmeni.

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Is that meant to be sweet or savoury?

That's a meat with spices wrapped in dough. White is sour cream, red is lesco ketchup.

Fuck I wish we had something like that here
The closest one we have in Moscow is picrelated from "citypizza", but it's overpriced and it's pretty much just pizza + some deepfried hotdogs + roasted potatoe.

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Glasgow is shit, but it isn’t that bad. The average life expectancy in the East End will be in the mid 70s whereas more affluent areas will be in the low 80s.

Trust me the flavour is not as good as you think it is. Pizza crunches (deep-fried pizza) just tastes like bread and grease with most of the flavour you'd expect from pizza gone.
They overcompensate it by putting ghastly amounts of salt and vinegar.

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looks really good though

The pizza doesnt.

It's average pizza. I prefer fat pizza.

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>Americans complaining about the quality of food in European countries
That said, Scotland's obsession with deep frying absolutely everything is a bit strange.

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You know what's great? A kebab pizza
The place I used to go to, the pizza was so greasy you could see through the box almost

yes it does

>Bulgaria

That's an average low effort russian pizza. Most local pizzerias make that sort of crust (it's soft and puffy, similar to papa johns but different). It's very rare when they don't.
It's probably the reason why bigger chains are a thing here at all. At least they offer a different crust.

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luv munchy boxes
ate yanks

simple as

>That's an average low effort russian pizza
yes the same here and the average pizza is delicious, probably the best food

I wish we had munchy boxes here. We have our own unhealthy foods though.

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I can't understand how average can be better than italian or this

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This looks dry as fuck

It can be good if the ingredients are fresh. Here even in Moscow some local pizzerias can have shitty toppings. But it goes per pizzeria place that cooks it.
I'm lucky enough to have one nearby that always has fresh or semi-fresh toppings and I used to eat it every day for like 5-6 months, and now I got so tired of it that I probably won't eat it for another 3-4 years if not more. It gets so boring and bland after a while.

I hate italian pizza and those tomatoes fucking ruin that pizza, I can't even tell what the other toppers are because of the stupid depth of field

bad pic

its moist

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Well, you can get more basic pizza. 3 like this for 16$

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>Italian
lol

Before I saw all the good food you have over there, I didn't really understand how people can get so fat but it all looks so good. Is it true that eating out is relatively cheap in the US? It's more of a novelty here and most people cook at home

half of that pizza looks good

Brits you will be as fat as the US and Mexico soon what are you doing family

I fucking love pizzasushiwok
Barbecue is amazing
4meats is ok

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It depends on where you are. Eating out in big cities like is more expensive but it is also everywhere which makes it more convenient for many people who work and don't have the time or energy to cook themselves.

based

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>1 pizza slice
whats the point

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because it's the kebab box, not the pizza box

Ah, full Scottish breakfast. This'll get you going for the day!

>Bongs unironically think they're better than we are.

Absolute dedication to variety and I appreciate it

>giving muzzies money to bring more muzzies in
>for a box of drunkards food

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>going to the chippy is supporting immigration

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Their sushi and wok are the best imo
Pizza gets bland and boring after a while, but if somebody asks me for a pizza suggestion I instantly recommend them. Good shit nonetheless.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dont you like your own cuisine?

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You sound like a posh cunt from edinburgh trying to sound scottish.

*Scots

How's her munchie box?

>shitting on Irn-Bru

Jesus Christ if you're going to get/be fat at least eat decent treats

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>The Scottish are better at fried greasy food than we are
It's not fair bros

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Hmm. Tell me about this "steak pie"

how are you people not fat and riddled with acne? That fucking box looks disgusting

Everything when fried is better, gotta love some calamari

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That looks delicious

that would cost $5 here at most

Fuck me that's steep

Didn't they change the recipe last year and now it's shit?

nothing wrong with a bit of hearty scran

Meme, tastes the same but it feels a bit lighter in the mouth like diet coke but not as bad

chinese munchy box is good too

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I'll take your word for it. I thought the new recipe was really bad when I heard of Scots stockpiling bottles of the old recipe and it selling for mad money on ebay.

Its better than what happened to orange fanta, by far now that drink has gone to shite and I can tell from the very few times I drink it.
Whats the best ireland has to offer food wise, wouldnt mind a little trip wandering around