/brit/

Gay black people are a surprisingly chill and sound (as much as these things can be generalised) demographic

just do things that make you happy imo

if i did that i'd end up with no money though

Just WISH I was in miami cruising in a convertible listening to 80's hits right now coked up la

Are there any good looking leftists? Granted there's lots of right wingers that don't look good but you also have those who weight lift and exercise. All leftists seem scrawny

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>Just WISH I was in miami cruising in a convertible listening to 80's hits right now coked up la

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ah shit you're right
back to the drawing board

Young Stalin

Why is office banter so shit lads?

>Somebody starts offeirng out mince pies
>Tell them no thank you I don't like the idea of cold mince, particularly in a pie
>Everybody joins in in a shit injoke saying it's fruit not mince
>Think I'm going to fall for it and keep trying to get me to take a bite
>Get kinda pissy
>Everybody backs off.

Hahahah le EPIC banter

Fedoras dont do coke you poof
they dont do any drugs

give it a rest rorke

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they do kratom

Antifa has some qts

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lol poor bait lad

Fuck me, calm down Scrooge

Big man Marcus Hausen

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Do you have autism?

Post mouldy locks

>Get kinda pissy
user, look here mate, we can't be having you losing your rag. You NEED to be a team player and if you aren't a team player then I'll be looking for someone that is.

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>antifa

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It appears we both have autism Alice

mafia boss

god i cant stand this boyish looking cunt
how much a fucking VF must you be

Still waiting for the Moni becomes a Deano arc

Good video about anti-white racism today

youtu.be/h6MftiFeqyI

*laserblasts your ballbag*

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No? What am I supposed to do, eat somethinga bsolutely vile?

I'm almost certain 99% of people hate that shit too, if I offered you cold spag bol in a pastry you'd say no.

kekd

just wish i was anywhere else
fuck me i need money so i can fuck off

>need to make amendments to my shockingly sub-par protocol before tomorrow
>head to library
>full of fucking freshers panicking about their pointless Christmas exams
>literally can't get a seat
>struggle to work in the house
looks like it's going to be a shitpost for several hours then panickingly do half an hour of work episode

It's always Winter and never Christmas with you isn't it Jarvis?

cold spag bol in pastry sounds delicious

grass is always greener on the other side mate

Couldn't you just said no thanks cheers mate

horrid vile slug of a man

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Ahahahaha, harrassing a mentally ill old man! Hilarious! HAHAHAHa

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no its not mate

Just saw a milk bottle with a purple lid on it, what does this mean?

>antifa

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you're colour blind or a bullshitter

nah its an optical illusion thing, actual science
green light bends away from you at short distances

feel dizzy

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Soy

*Deano shared a post by Tommy Robinson*
>Tommy ranting
*Deano captions post*:
>don't agree with everything he says but he speaks a lot of common sense! not racist, but things have gone too far!
*monkey covering mouth emoji*

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just took an exam lads
not sure how i did
probably not well

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hope she has a licence for that

Nope, confused as you are m8, that's why I'm asking.
Ah ok.

would rag her senseless

mad how countries go in and out of relevance
>Hungary was pretty relevant until WW2, now completely irrelevant
>Portugal was relevant for about 200 years before being irrelevant by 1700
>South Africa was relevant in the '60s, '70s and '80s before becoming irrelevant

*Deano shares a video from Nonce hunters*
>just not on this like, fucking nonces deserve tortured and their balls chopped off the dirty nonce cunts
*100 likes and comments*

Conversation went like this

>Mince pie user
>Smell lovely but no thanks
>Have one user
>Don't like mince John I'm sorry
>user you joker have one
>I really don't like cold mince
>They're fruit user
>No they're not I'm not a mug
>*everybody starts getting involved*
>user just take a bite

ad infinitum

2%

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would rather have an authoritarian communist gf than some freakish libertarian socialist gf

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never happen to us though

god my desk chair smells so bad it has absorbed so many farts

In that situation it would've probably been better just to take it. He's egging you on.

lol wanker
but really objectively some situations are better than others
some girls are bigger also

they smoke weed and do psychedelics to open their minds, answer questions on the universe and do maths equations etc

would wife

VERY attracted to 30 year old slightly fat slightly grim looking women lads

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i'll take what i can get

Only posts by Alex Jones get the old Pineal gland glowing

>woman
>political alignment
eh

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alri schizo

slags

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reminder this fag literally died lmao

this post triggered me

thats a man boss
its got a willy that

not saying i wouldnt dominate it but still it is a man bro

>tfw go and find my old /brit/ posts in the archive
>they read like some political hat bait you'd see now

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alri

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we get it you're a bender

South African Nandos adverts are the best adverts I've ever seen

continental Europeans really are the enemy to the US
the UK has to make a choice here; us or them

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you're a poof but you're alri really. hope all is well lad
nah nothing gay about that

going to a pub quiz this evening lads

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>requirements
>We're looking for a team player!

Looks like that jobs gone then

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can I come?

Hate pakis and niggers so much.
I can't explain it I just do, when I see their little rat faces and gobbledygook names I feel this blind seething rage

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what about the chicken licken ones? they're also pretty good.

accept the monarchy and we'll have a deal

Every single job is looking for a """bubbly"""" team player and I'm the opposite of that
Have to lie to their face and I don't like it

Darlo?

seems like a "you" problem

lol not me, faggot
put a gun in your mouth

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Feeling great today
Guess I have a future

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questioning captchaberg's idea of what constitutes a chimney and a bus