Canada

We need a thread of our own. We have higher internet usership than the US or Mexico. We have an election next year. Who or you voting for? I'll be voting NDP.

Have you put on your winter tires yet? How are you coping with your inceldom? Are you spending 50, 60, or >70% of your income on rent? How many African and Asian languages do you hear every day?

me:
No because it's my mom's van. I've given up and switched to men. Grindr is cheaper than thots, and I'm heightcel (5'5" 165 cm) so I've capitulated. 0% because I live with mommy and daddy. At least 2.

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>Who or you voting for?
Peoples Party of Canada
>Have you put on your winter tires yet?
Yes.
>How are you coping with your inceldom?
I'm not an incel, I get laid sometimes, but am definitely a bit of a loner and I am happy this way
>Are you spending 50, 60, or >70% of your income on rent?
I pay a lot of rent but it isn't this high a percentage
>How many African and Asian languages do you hear every day?
I guess I hear those languages sometimes, but my city is very white compared to Toronto and Hong Couver

C AN UK NZ should be a general.

What about our American friens? I would prefer an Anglosphere general over this /cum/ nonsense. Mexico is not part of North America. Oh, and Irish are not welcome in /anglo/

How much are you cucks making?
Software dev, $31/h
pretty low for the profession, or maybe Im just spoiled

fuck december

>Peoples Party of Canada
>sounds communist
>google it and its right wing populist
based

Republics are NOT allowed.

OP is voting NDP. They are the Canadian socialist/commie/Corbyn-tier party. The PPC is a libertarian party that broke away from our mainstream Conservative party.

How can you be a 165cm male if you are wh*Te how do cope with this. Im 183cm and i feel short meeting tall 185cm nordic girls

>Peoples Party of Canada
Based. Are you worried about the conservative vote being split though?

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It is a concern.

this, /canzuk/.

americans would just ruin it immediately

Splitting this post into 2 to avoid 404 (get it?) I don't think Max Bernier has any intentions of becoming PM, he isn't that dumb or unrealistic. I think he is hoping that his party will have leverage in a Conservative minority government.

I make 25/hr working in home renovations. I'm happy with it but I have no formal education and live in a city with a low cost of living.

>vote
Unironically Bloc Québécois

>winter tires
Yes, I tried doing it at home to save money which I suggest doing but things went bad

>inceldom
Just fucked my boss 2 days ago lmoa fuck incels

>rent
For a year it is more or less 6000$ and I did 22 000$ last year so not even 1/3

>african and asian languages
Does Arabic count? It is pretty much the only language other than French and English that I hear daily

>tfw black sheep of the group

Less than that
How many hours a week do you get?

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I'll be voting for Trudeau of course and I dont drive. Not very well, I dont pay rent or have an income because my parents pay for me and I think about 4. It's hard to tell the indian languages apart.

Pls take utah over brit bongs, i hate being an amerimutt

How do you fuck up a tire change?

You mean in the liberal minority government.

>Yes, I tried doing it at home to save money which I suggest doing but things went bad
Femanon detected. Tits or gtfo.

Think I'm gonna vote PPC in the federal election desu

Honestly that could work too. The Liberal party and even Trudeau himself aren't really that left-wing, rainbow socks aside.

What?

The key at the end of the tool to put the screws back in place in the rim broke after doing one side, and not all screws were in place


I had to drive to the garage with winter tires on a side and summer on the other, with one winter tire barely holding

I'm agreeing with you Hans. The only way a Canadian could fuck up a tire change is if we are talking to some chick. Males in this country learn how to change tires before they are old enough to drive.

>I'll be voting for Trudeau of course
Why would you do that

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He's a reasonable person unlike pretty much everyone else.

I disagree. Only things he did right so far is legalize weed and condemn Saudi Arabia imo.

who should I vote for if I care about criminal justice reform and climate change?

Me

I will punish criminals by crucifying them on a stretch of highway under the new extreme heat we get in Summers.

Didn't Trudeau senior push for a republic, I don't trust anyone like that.

>climate change
Don't vote

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Probably the NPD or the Green party for the meme

No he did not but a Republic would be neat
Fuck m*Narchistoids

probably PC, no winter tires, it's actually not even snowing, sex has been had, honestly a little dissapointed with how much people hype it up, house is cheap as fuck so very little, rural nova scotia so nothing but english and weird nova scotian ebonics occasionally

That's the worst part. I am white, and I'm 165 cm. Born and raised in Canada on a good diet, and I grew to 165 cm. I'm ready to KMS.

I thought Canada was tolerant of cute bottoms?

The only reason to dislike the monarchy is if you're a shitskin who's butthurt over anglo superiority.

That is not the case for me

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>americans would just ruin it immediately
>but canadians are fine
you're delusional

Based and heritagepilled.
Cringe and francepilled.

I'm content to just let it be, the monrachs are just useless rich people now, no need to fling shit for no reason.

>How many hours a week do you get?
45, sometimes 50. 6 yrs exp The problem is once I get home Im still thinking of work. Am I a mental wagecuck as well?

Fuck off Yank, fuck your shit country. You niggers expect Mexico to stop all the migrants illegally crossing your Southern border while people are doing the same shit at ours and you do fuck all. Build a fucking wall and pay for it.

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What, like a dozen Somalis a year?

feeding/housing asylum seekers from America has cost us at least 240 million. Our population is less than 40 million. Do the math

Like 34,000 the last couple years shit for brains. As many as 400 a day during the Summer.

Here goes

I wish I lived in the Canadian prairies

These are Central Americans?

you genuinely have to admit Canadians are on average some of the worst posters here
people claim it's Americans because they hate Americans in general but in terms of posters it is without a doubt Canadians

Why? It's full of natives and drug addicts.

BASED AND REDPILLED AF

Only Manitoba. Sask and Alberta are top comfy.

They're anyone that can get into the USA and illegally cross in to Canada claiming that Trump is oppressing them, a lot of them Haitians after Trump decided to send them back.

Maybe if you pretend hard enough it'll come true.

Can't be worse that American prairies. My life would be better if I lived in the Canadian prairies.

>Why? It's full of natives and drug addicts.

The natives are the drug addicts/criminals. White prairie people are great. Aside from the locals, good people they are, the prairies are full of hard-working white Canadians from all over the country. Soyboys and feminists go to Toronto, normal hard-working people go to the prairies.