why cant women take a fucking joke edition
/brit/
Jason Hall
Lucas Hughes
lads
Colton Lopez
now that was a man
Joseph Wood
anime
Joseph Collins
I'm only a big fan of trap music sometimes. I've been on a South side kick for a few days:
Fast forward to 2 minutes in:
youtu.be
His internal rhyme scheme here is pretty impressive desu
Sebastian Mitchell
Jayden Watson
Gavin Murphy
>£414,000,000
Mason Williams
revolting nonce freak
you need to be fed to a tank of piranhas for the good of society
Michael Cooper
I met a girl on holiday and we clicked earlier this year, I think she is great and we had lots of great sex (exactly the kind I'm into).
We kept in touch and she discussed coming here to see me, even though she lives across the world and wants to carry this on until one of us can make a move to be with the other in a few short years. We skype and message all day every day but obviously the distance is a bit bonkers.
Meanwhile I also met another girl at work who is great but is very boring at the old sex, likes me to slowly grind into her and doesn't like oral sex, anal or anything beyond really vanilla stuff.
Both are attractive, both are lovely, both are really interested, girl from work is probably slightly more conventionally attractive. More importantly, she is also here with me and available now.
What do I do? Do I take the easy route and take the girl who si attractive and be grateful because she's here and there's a realistically good relationship there or do I try and get something to work with the person who is closer to my soulmate but lives across the world and I would somehow only see once or twice a year for the next few years at least whilst we work something out?
Help lads, decision needs to be made soon.
Thanks
Adam Gray
hippo team>>>>all the other teams
Connor Morgan
that george ezra song isn't that bad actually
Ethan Garcia
You just know the German beer is going to be SO much better.
Nolan Gomez
Julian Williams
Bugger Bognor.
Dominic Kelly
>met a girl on holiday
oh you sweet naive little boy
Gabriel Robinson
Sebastian Thomas
you don't deserve the girl from work x
she's too pure for you
Tyler Price
East African look like fucking aliens. Freakazoid skull on that lad.
Joshua Diaz
I laughed
Brandon Torres
they're german sweety x
Wyatt Campbell
Average rorke
Andrew Cruz
thank u mr skeletal
Nolan Phillips
you haven't got a leg to stand on, coward
John Bennett
In your heart you know the answer already
Christopher Bailey
How many genders are there
Wyatt Moore
youtube.com
>rabbi
>that pic
what did he mean by this
Sebastian Martinez
Fish pie looks done
Caleb Gonzalez
beans and sausages for din dins
Oliver King
>anti-antifa
Camden Hughes
He's talented enough but I just find the nice, clean cut middle-class lad image hilarious. It's so contrived and overplayed it's ridiculous.
Henry Cox
absolute U N I T
Nathaniel Nelson
very French dish
Kayden Morris
eh?
Which is what user which is what
Ayden Lewis
#
>Ayy yo imma fohgot ma money wallet babe. Can ay pay in sum nudda way?
>9 months later
Juan Davis
Nearly slipped and fell on some steps there once
Leo Lee
the driver is currently 4 (four) stops away
Brayden Walker
Noah Miller
wew
Josiah Moore
>Magazines like this constantly reduce women to what they eat. I am not a dress size. I am not a number on a scale. I am done with a media that profits from the insecurities of women.
>Wonder if they’ll print it?
twitter.com
MADLASS!
Levi Richardson
this ni66a eating beans
Ayden Bell
Only if he means bollocks and dick.
Zachary Peterson
this is powerful
Sebastian Evans
Dylan Evans
based
Connor Nguyen
>he will not face any charges even if the commie shit eater dies
would follow this page if i still used faceberg
Leo Gomez
Brave and pinkpilled
James Martin
women should honestly be genocided
Connor Reyes
the fabled female fedora
James Long
guffawed
Christopher Morris
Something similar happened to me yesterday. We go to the same uni and she texted me “I cried in class today hehe”. I asked “For attention”? Because I obviously thought it was a meme or she wasn’t being serious. She then went on a paragraph rant about me making fun of her anxiety and not taking her serious ever. She blocked me after
Luke Sanchez
When did British comedy get so shit lads?
I like to smugly tell jonny foreigners about how superior the British sense of humour is compared to their countries, but there's literally zero evidence of that on our TV now. It's all objectively complete and utter dog shit
Josiah Ross
Lupara
Noah Williams
Mainstream has always been pretty shit
Nathaniel Hernandez
maybe about 6 years ago
Lucas Perez
Just get your balls cut off and move into a monastery
Levi Lee
Hope I made my ex-gf cry desu, although she's never told me that I did. Would just make me feel slightly better about the fact that she made me cry
Aiden Cox
>I like to smugly tell jonny foreigners about how superior the British sense of humour is compared to their countries
This was never true though.
Daniel Hernandez
>Do you have a favourite/least favourite body part?
>My mind. On both counts.
Isaac Morris
screaming
fat pig should be slathered in butter and rolled down a hill
Carter Allen
Rosenborg 0 - 1 Celtic
Logan Bailey
they should be condemned to be my gf
David Long
comedy has gone to shit in general
Jace Butler
Remember when his son ordered his murder and then was forced to abdicate and deported to the Bahamas because of his Nazi sympathies?
Wild
Ryder Kelly
She actually said:
>”I cried in class today hehe”
>”Everyone thinks I’m suicidal”
Joshua Reed
disgusting little paedophile
you make my sick
Austin Thomas
>look at my ass jiggle
just take a video of you spanking your own ass i could give a fuck if you work out hoe
Caleb Thompson
why dont you lads ever put meat in your pies
Kayden Phillips
a fate worse than death
Lincoln Barnes
Gavin Moore
nice job lad looks tasty
local one
Matthew Sanders
pls stop
Brody Lee
sitting here on vent playing a little dota
Tyler Ramirez
Grayson Watson
>no amine
>posts and animated penguin
Easton Cruz
When BBC Two stopped their comedy output and moved to the BBC Choice. BBC Choice started off really well, then they started to genericise it, hemorrhaged ratings, then rebranded to BBC Three.
You can follow the death of British comedy around this time because then the focus was on CHEAP which led to more and more panel shows.
Isaiah James
whenever russell howard got popular
Eli Hall
paella my man
Colton Cox
VF
Sebastian Davis
rented a car on holiday in yankland once and didn't put my back windscreen wiper on during rain and got nicked for collecting rainwater
Zachary Cruz
Christopher Anderson
Why'd you stop posting under Mecodonian/Georgian/Latvian proxies champ
Owen Lee
Peep Show? Alan Partridge? Brass Eye? Fawlty Towers? I'd say we have plenty of examples of god-tier comedy that was pretty mainstream.
Jayden Sanchez
that book hahahah ohnonono
what freak posted that originally
Ian Lewis
listening to MCR semi-ironically
Tyler Mitchell
Gavin Price
living in MCR unironically
Jaxon Wilson
aha madlass love it
Camden Williams
Is she fucked in the head or something, or are all women like this?
Cooper Barnes
Think you've got me confused with someone else mate
Benjamin Diaz
After words "i'm done with you" haven't read.
Jordan Sanders
the driver is currently 2 stops away
must not be a great job feel sorry for the lad
John Hall
youtube.com
*dances*
Jayden Roberts
Gabriel Hughes
in the mood for love?
Hudson Price
For me ze thread is over
Michael Cruz
shut the FUCK up, WITW is comfy kino
Bentley Walker
It's a shrimp & sausage couscous actually, but close enough.
Brandon Powell
At the end of the day it comes down to what sort of person you are. You could play it safe and clal it off with the holiday girl and date the local, you could take the risk of getting chucked and everyone thinking you're a sad faggot with your email relationship but if it all works out you get something special. Or you could not tell either of them, date the local, shag the foreigner when possible and if she ends up moving, dump the local. But that would make you a bad person
Xavier Martinez
>nme c86
soy