/cum/

Based. Aqua best.

cryptid cinematic universe WHEN??!

hmm

I want to fuck the water goddess then take her power and make myself a god among men and then the world will rally against me and then we will have a great battle that will result in my defeat and then the world will be good and then i will comeback about 200 years later and do the same thing again.

Thoughts?

i want to cut my dick

Thoughts?

>I want to fuck the water goddess then take her power and make myself a god among men and then the world will rally against me and then we will have a great battle that will result in my defeat and then the world will be good and then i will comeback about 200 years later and do the same thing again.
>Thoughts?

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I want to kiss ale

Thoughts?

You will always be a boy no matter what you do to yourself no matter what drugs you fuck your body with. Stay true to yourself and reality

I want to be kissed by Sven

Thoughts?

shut the fuck up

truth hurts baby

rude

idiot, your not supposed to give me a (you) when you do that
h-hot

you dont even know what youre talking about, just shut up

I know, comprehend and understand more than you think you simply know

>A Canadian is being rude to my queen ale

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When calling your doctor/dentist for an appointment, do you say your name first before anything else? Mine usually go like this:
>hi this is x how can i help you
>hi, i'd like to set up a appointment
>ok what is your name/who am i speaking with

I'm a social autist so I'm not sure if I'm doing this wrong. Like should I introduce myself first guys

>just shut up

No, state your intent first. Then give your name. They probably have to pull something up before they need your name

have never done that, my dad and mom does that for me

sure thing

>idiot, your not supposed to give me a (you) when you do that
>idiot, your not supposed to give me a (you) when you do that
>idiot, your not supposed to give me a (you) when you do that
>idiot, your not supposed to give me a (you) when you do that
>idiot, your not supposed to give me a (you) when you do that

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svara aldrig på mina brev igen missfoster

english you stupid fucking bitch

>han vet itne

>too beta to confront someone on the internet

Maybe you should read up on some basic biology before cutting your dick because of pseudo scientific gobbledygook

>vara så här feg för att skriva sitt modersmål för att han vet att hans språk är fult som fan
pinsamt

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french is a weird language lol

Maybe you should read up on the DSM before making a dumdum of urself lmao

im pretty sure if i open read a basic human biology book from this decade there will be an explanation for you, but i guess that "pseudo scientific gobbledygook" to you so i dont care what you think

based

holy shit Sven absolutely btfo

lol

no real point in throwing rocks at the queens, he gon die by 25 in a junkie squat surrounded of needles and used condoms

same fag

it was funny tho

I would also like to add that the main supplier of hrt are rushitians

>go to store to get water
>they are sold out of water in glass bottles
>now I die of dehydration

>mashing your keyboard
>funny
never understood french "humor"

Fucking with your Biological makeup will not magically make you into a girl. It’s scientifically impossible for you to ever become a girl through hormones or dick cutting. Your sex will never change.

Your gender however, thats an abstract issue anyways so you can do whatever the fuck you want with that. Gender identity is such an outdated term, hell even gender itself isn’t close to being figured out.

I have a pdf somewhere of a CIA translated KGB manual that got public through the archive policy. And from what you read in it I can tell you that the russhitians have planned their plan b since waaaay before the berlin wall collapsed. One of the tactics was to spread homosexuality in western block countries

>Your sex will never change.
i never said it will

It’s funny. You’re just seething that you got shit stomped online. By a schizo no less

i bet your Quebecois or what ever you people say you are

fuck off do not bully my king sven

>i bet your Quebecois or what ever you people say you are
I am unsubbing from pewds.

can't believe pewdiepie goes to /cum/

wtf is Sven pewdiepie???? youre not my king anymore

cringe thread right now

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most botnets that like/share boost online homosexual agendas are russians.
A trans doesn't only consume oestrogens they also take a shitload of chemical lobotomy pills to dissolve any common sense that may interrupt their delusion fueled fantasy. They are mainly manufactured in india and get picked up by rushitians who unleash them into western countries through their networks.
Your sexuality is nothing more than the KGb's warfare methods

not even going to post a golden lel
Stay MAd

Checked.
Then what do you get from cutting your cock?

if tomorrow a situation demands an immediate conscription
western countries will have nothing but bitches holding their rifles

cum posters are strong independent black women

going to bed soon, cant wait to sleep

just kidding bb
also stop watching pewdiepie
not having a dick

no, never. I LOVE pewdiepie

Do you want one of those fake vaginas?

>also stop watching pewdiepie
I just resubbed to pewdiepie on all my accounts.

I’m not a good person

Going to quit my job

1v1 bitch u wont
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i dont want to cut my dick calm down

DONT CLIKC THAT

Burned my toe on the space heater

Got some savings or a follow up job lined up?

Going to bed, good night

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buenas noches bb

Going to be a NEET for a little while
Like two months

would you ever date a mulatto

I'm very attractive to the point I intimitade women because they think I'm way out of their league and think I'll reject them

good taste

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Ye why not

Experts Agree: Robert Mueller Just Played Donald Trump Like a Fiddle

god I wish I had french ancestors instead of german ones

I’m doing it right now but she should probably leave me

Nice. Bet you could watch a shit ton of mario game speed runs and challenge runs

>she should probably leave me
why?

I spend a lot of my money on drugs and booze and she could get someone better

This morning I unironically shit in the shower this morning ama

Post Jaw Sexy

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7VQWAILSbY

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majmun

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i'm gonna get ice cream tonight what flavor should i get

marš

love helping my mom cook

Feet

What flavours are there to pick from? My go to rn would be pistachio because I want to try it

love to cook