/brit/

Know a lad that got abducted in a back of a van by a pack of pikeys and they got black men from moss side to rape him

Why does he feel the need to incessantly shill for a terrible fast food restaurant

why's there a fucking shovel there? i'd put it on the plate and smack the waitress round the head with the shovel

Why didn't you just get a table first

not had hsake shack but yeh five guys is such overpriced garbage

BLOODY SOTHRNRS WI’ THEIR BLOODY APPS

OOP NUURTH WE DORN’T ‘AVE NOO APPS, OOH NO SONSHINE

alri shake shack marekting department

i remember when me and the lads were like 14 and we waited in the middle of a dark alley and said we were going to rob the next person that walks through
2 black lads walked through and we all ran and they chased us asking why we're running hahaha

NEED another space race

Newcastle is culturally southern
The real north starts at middlesbrough and ends after sunderland

nazis are defined almost indiscriminately
virtually everyone gets labeled a nazi at some point nowadays
you're a nazi for advocating for political violence
see?
it's also bad on a pragmatic level
it makes the far right extremists more devoted, more committed, more radical, and validates the idea that they're victimised
if it scares anyone away from far right ideology, then it's only people who were a moderating force, leaving just the hardcore in an echo chamber of hate
it also makes all reasonable moderates disgusted with the left in general, who make apologies for political violence
footage of trump supporters being attacked was instrumental in winning sympathy, and the election, for trump.

>ugg ugg norferner ugg ugg no like poncy app

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go to a non chain burger restaurant to get a peng burger

alri guernseylad

there was no tables before either

Why does every single southerner roll out this bitterly unfunny and always unchanged 'banter'?

It's unbearable.

Infrared is so last season.

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Sometimes treat myself to a Five Guys

Southerners are all soft mummy's boys

there's already a /brit/ you nonce
janny will see red

Deliveroo is such a poncy Londoner thing. Pay through the nose to have some Paki come and shovel overpriced rubbish down your gullet. Makes me fucking sick.

cultivating a poo

>muh shit shack and five kikes

Every town in America has at least handful of better local burger joints

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FOCKIN SOTHRNRS WI’ THEIR FOCKIN ‘BANTER’

OOP NUURTH IF Y’SAID THA DOWN T’DOG N DOCK A’D GLASS Y’Z

deliveroo and ubereats deliver to addresses 5 minutes down the road but not to me

jersey, i'm from jersey

mine doesn't

seriously how fucking pretentious to spend £26 for some rentboy to pick up some gay burger from some overpriced shitty yank burger chain to cycle to your house? literally only a southerner is pretentious enough to do this you would get beat up here for doing that

Redpill me on Hz
What are you talking about, lad?

dont remember asking for your opinion

Maximize the lulz!

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southeners need an app to buy a burger. i can just pop down the road

well done
you've got no chippies, proper cafes or greggs so jog on

Do people still go to nandos? Is "cheeky nandos"' still a thing?

Would actually love to see my mum get her fanny stretched by a big black cock. God knows she needs a bit of pleasure in her life

christ look at all that grease...

GBK is much nicer than that tripe

>chippies, proper cafes, greggs

Name one city in the UK that can boast several good examples of all three

So you can't really complain then can you

that is so 5 years ago

Southern rent boy hands hammered out this post

if you're that out of touch with modern british culture, you don't deserve an answer

don't like it when yanks try and tell me about american food chains in the UK
they mostly source local ingredients and are bound by stricter food regulations

my shake shack burger with aberdeen beef is penger than yours

mong

ジャニさんわばかです

literal every city and large town you fucking spacker

Piss off uncultured northern scum

Want an a-list celebrity GF with a taste for the rough like Pete Doherty/Moss situation where basically she's just with me because of how well I fuck her haha waheyyy would be top banter

agreed. i don't think GBK is as bad as people act like it is but at the same time it's weird to me that someone would want to go there or spend 23 quid on their mediocre burgers

We have good local ones as well. Not that good for discussion tho is it? Cos not everyone here is from the same area. Use your loaf m8

>ubereats
i just have my indentured servant/intern pop on down to manhattans trendiest burger joint

Is using similies when explaining something autistic?

Will someone post the Paddington pasta?

OONLY A FOCKIN SOTHRNR *spits* WOULD GET A FOCKIN- A FOCKIN BEERGAH- NO EVEN A KEBAB- A BEERGAH DELIVERED BY BLOODY BIKE. A BLOODY BAIKE! NOO WUNDER COAL MINE SHOT DOWN, ALL THEM BLOODY SOTHRNRS WIH BLOODY BIKES

i suppose it was my own fault, i should have just got it takeaway and found somewhere to sit outside but was already too late when i was walking around with a tray

nandos style gangnam style

fucking hell mate

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>what is Mad Cow disease

British Beef is a major disease vector

pizza is in the oven lads hurry up pizza man

i bet capslock is as scary as you ever get

FUCK OFF YANK

going to be honest here i wouldn't eat uk beef even if i was starving

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542911195434.webm

imagine not eating meat

went to GBK once and i accidentally ordered the skinny fries
didn't know they would be THAT skinny, what a fucking pisstake

it's better quality ye wee mongo

fucking fantastic post

business idea: saunter into a southern boy's house and do what the fuck i want, mebbe even move in
what's he gonna do? stop me?

are you living in the 90s?

Business idea: subtitles for podcasts

absolutely based and cocaine pilled

NEED to be driving down miami wearing nothing but a Hawaiian shirt and boxers in a convertible listening to 80's hits doing fucking blow off a greasy whores forehead NOWWWW

what did you just call us?

no, it's normal when describing something that you can't explain using adjectives

I could just imagine my mum moaning as that black cock touches places she's never been touched. Her vaginal walls throbbing around the massive black cock thats pumping in side her

Would you like some chips to go with the rosemary

Also the truffle cheese chips aren't worth it desu

My humour has become too warped.

I wish I could retreat from this pathetic bile that I find hilarious now.

This place has fucked my sense of humour.

Maybe he'll call Deliveroo to come and take you away lmao

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first mince pie of the year :]

meh there's a lot crazier stuff like celiacs or complete lactose intolerant. i'd say not eating dairy is crazier than not eating meat

Dominos?

Operation Apache Snow
10 May – 7 June 1969
youtu.be/dqp8FIc_Bfg

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what if all this time the poo was in fact doing me?

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for me it's when yanks complain about getting food poisoning from mcdonalds

Bit late

I've actually had a big black cock inside me

youtube.com/watch?v=8SYTDkIt94w

The kid in the skin-tone leotard from the Sia videos is an adult now and super hot

MUM the deliveroo man is here

>HUUUARRK PPTHHT *COUGH COUGH* Alri' chuck sorry 'bout tha' lemme just find awt to wipe me hand wi'.... there ye go sonny, a proper northern burger, swimming in grease like it should be!
>hang about la', let me just pick this fly out ya burger, think he's doin tha backstroke!

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Meat eaters are a disgrace

delete this

pretty good actually