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Know a lad that got abducted in a back of a van by a pack of pikeys and they got black men from moss side to rape him

Why does he feel the need to incessantly shill for a terrible fast food restaurant

why's there a fucking shovel there? i'd put it on the plate and smack the waitress round the head with the shovel

Why didn't you just get a table first

not had hsake shack but yeh five guys is such overpriced garbage

BLOODY SOTHRNRS WI’ THEIR BLOODY APPS

OOP NUURTH WE DORN’T ‘AVE NOO APPS, OOH NO SONSHINE

alri shake shack marekting department

i remember when me and the lads were like 14 and we waited in the middle of a dark alley and said we were going to rob the next person that walks through
2 black lads walked through and we all ran and they chased us asking why we're running hahaha

NEED another space race

Newcastle is culturally southern
The real north starts at middlesbrough and ends after sunderland