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called her step dad, blokes some fucking religious freak and ended up having a debate national socialiasm, honestly boys idk what to t hink

Hit or miss?
I guess I got new tits huh?
You got a boner I bet you want a titfuck.Nah!
Ill go find another boy and I wont miss ya.
He'll probably have a dick as big as wiz khalifas!

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jesus fucking christ lads racked up a 75 quid bill on camwhores tonight

told myself I'd stop this but can't help it when I'm off my nut on gear

youtube.com/watch?v=SYnIBxLsPAQ
love how cheery and upbeat something like this is
just vaguely surreal. like the intro theme to a 50s sitcom.
(incidentally ""Sailing the Seas Depends on the Helmsman" would be a great title for a sitcom about a Chinese Sailor, also named 'Mao'.)

excellent shop

Read this and you'll understand why humans must go to another planets:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

See what starts to happen at 600 million years

state of you

can fuck a real whore for that although i wouldn't trust it

it's like cars with whores ain't it, you get what you pay for. last thing you want is to find oil on your cock

real roo hours

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Why is fudge so expensive?

fudgekitchen.co.uk/en/build-a-box/slab-fudge