>ywn be Norwegian
>ywn live in the best country in the world, objectively
>ywn feel the satisfaction of beating danes and swedes for two decades in a row
How does it feel, Jow Forums?
Ywn be Norwegian
Nicholas Rodriguez
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Anthony Ortiz
>How does it feel, Jow Forums?
Bad.
John Murphy
I'd rather be swiss desu
Caleb Thompson
real question: why doesn't the rest of europe just bully norway and take their oil wealth? not like they could/would stop you
Wyatt Bell
I don't think you understand how geopolitics work, user.
David Adams
Besides, we're currently phasing out the oil+gas. The plan is to be free of it completely by somewhere in the 2030s and we will be peachy as ever. Plus, it'll get the environmentalists off our ass.
Luis Flores
Would rather live in Finland desu
Ayden Hughes
i wouldnt live there bc the winters seem depressing af
Wyatt Baker
>winters
you mean 9 months out of the year the weather is dog shit in norway . now switzwerland/austria...sips monster...now those are countries
Brandon Turner
>weather
Only subhumans let the weather affect them.
A real NORSEMAN lives in any condition.
Wyatt Harris
if you dont care about conditions why are you so proud of hdi?
Benjamin Murphy
Even in Northern US States I fucking hate the shitty slush you get all during the winter when the snow melts, everything feels wet and slimy. I'd imagine the Nordic cunts are like that for several months at a time. Which is why I'd live in based Estonia.
Eli Ross
>weather outside
>actual conditions of the nation state, statistics and such
Did you really just fucking compare these?
Is this the power of the australian brain?
Joseph Scott
you forgot to quote me you tard, lmao
>Did you really just fucking compare these?
yes, both are relevant to lifestyle and happiness.
Jason Mitchell
>both are relevant to lifestyle and happiness.
Austin Cook
you do realize estonia is like 50 kilometers away from finland and like 200 kilometers away from soyden?
Henry Russell
>i just love cold weather because im a manly man
honestly I dont mind being a few points behind norway on meme hdi when the weather is fucking amazing here in texas for most of the year, summers do suck balls but hey its only for 3 months
John Smith
>be Oslo
>have four months of 30c weather
Feels good
Jacob Green
>wake up
>it's dark outside
>the sun won't rise until January
>snow outside
Life here above the Arctic circle is wonderful
Alexander Martinez
Would live in Nevada/Arizona
Wyatt Morales
>be Sami town
>takes in refugees
>the refugees want to go back to the camp in Lebanon because of the cold here (around negative 30 degrees Celsius) and the polar nights
We only wanted to be nice
Joseph Parker
If I wanted the Nordic Oil Experience™, I would move to Alaska.
Nolan Morris
God, you're pathetic
Jason Rivera
I feel normal, because even if I lived there I would be a fucking rejected immigrant and nobody would be my friend/people would trashtalk me behind my back and I would never feel part of that place
Easton Sanchez
Kek, it won't be phased out
Carter Foster
I would be your friend. We Swedes are the Poles of Norway. Yes, I clean. Yes, I cook. Yes, I serve food and wine to wealthy oil people. Doesn't make me any less of a cool guy.
Benjamin Walker
No such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather
Lucas Lee
>we're currently phasing out the oil+gas
>gas
Lmfao, no we aren't. The production and export of gas has never been higher or more profitable. There is a huge pipeline project under construction to the UK and Poland informed yesterday that they would complete a big a pipeline project by 2022 to connect to Norwegian gas fields.
Kevin Turner
>phasing out=immediately ceasing any and all production and cancelling any future plans
Matthew Taylor
You're genuinely retarded if you think gas will be phased out by 2030s. Gas is the new oil.
Jack Sanchez
I hate to dissapoint you, but....
Ian Scott
this, only auf and mdg want to phase out gas and oil in 2030
John Lewis
OP is underaged. Look at his posting style.
Cameron Gutierrez
have an ex from norge and I always dreaded to go there and be in cold dark shit for half a year and not have any affordable booze desu
Oliver Brooks
>trudeau most respected world leader
wtf
Julian Anderson
>4 months of 30C
no you dont white boi
>arizona
north arizona sure, south hell no I been there it's not humanly safe to do anything in over 45 C or over 110 degrees weather outside
COPE
Jack Powell
>COPE
Not my fault you shop at walmart billy bob
Kevin White
>living in a frozen banana republic
No thanks.
Jayden Miller
>be in cold dark shit for half a year
I want to move there. Sounds great.
Angel Adams
>HDI
It's shit
Jordan Hughes
>How does it feel, Jow Forums?
invariably, I'd still rather be poor and have a great weather all year. Siesta all day Fiesta all night
Jordan Adams
if you been to walmart you would know its based, my two german friends came to us recently and loved walmart
Nathaniel Bennett
why's Norway banana republic?
Juan Barnes
Their economy isn't very diversified and relies on oil
Brandon Miller
close to 50% of their exports is oil
Josiah Evans
>ITT: foreigners that don't know what the gulf stream is and foreigners that don't know what the oil fund and equinor is
Anthony Robinson
Norwegian gas is too important for European energy independence from Russia and the Middle East for it to be simply shut down.
Ayden Price
>Finland talks about frozen
Owen Barnes
>le banana republic
Thomas Jenkins
my state (Minnesota 0.950) is close to Norway HDI so good enough for me
Cameron Wright
Æresnordmann
Nathan Scott
>Switzerland above Germany
>South Korea ahead of Sweden
hm... interesting.
Ayden Hill
HDI is honestly a shit metric
Eli Stewart
t. low hdi pleb
Jeremiah Ward
It only measures 3 things, life expectancy, average income, and length of education.
Life expectancy is a good measure but median income with cost of living included would be better, average is useless if you have a group of super rich skewing the data. Quality of education is more important than length of education. It doesn't matter that you spent 13 years sitting in class if you didn't learn anything.
Bentley Perry
I think i'm good, you know
Nicholas Miller
Alpine skiing is a very small sport here. It's all about cross country skiing.
Nicholas Rogers
Yeh, just like cross country skiing here, but to be fair you've got some good alpine skiiers
Jeremiah Allen
Zachary Gray
Isn't Norway somewhat fucked if they run out of oil?
Also no thanks, while I hate Germany for having such high taxes, Norway is even worse.
Logan Walker
>skiing
>a recreational hobby instead of a real sport
Owen Reed
>Isn't Norway somewhat fucked if they run out of oil?
Congrats you're one of these people.
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>while I hate Germany for having such high taxes, Norway is even worse.
Personal income tax is almost 10% higher in Germany than in Norway my kraut friend
Asher Green
>indoor winter sports
that's an oxymoron
Ryan Morgan
Taxes are pretty average compared to most developed countries. The current government has also further cut the taxes since this chart was made.
Michael Gonzalez
i shit on every other ethnicity
Joshua Taylor
>going down a mountain with 140km/h and more
>Having to work against multiple Gs of force
>One mistake and you're dead
What's your pussy sport about again? Oh right, hitting a puck with a stick
Asher Long
You need to take 4 away from the UK and give them to Canada. Great Britain won 3 bronze and 1 gold in ice hockey between 1924-1936 by using Canadians