>be Sami town
>takes in refugees
>the refugees want to go back to the camp in Lebanon because of the cold here (around negative 30 degrees Celsius) and the polar nights
We only wanted to be nice
Ywn be Norwegian
Wyatt Morales
Joseph Parker
If I wanted the Nordic Oil Experience™, I would move to Alaska.
Nolan Morris
God, you're pathetic
Jason Rivera
I feel normal, because even if I lived there I would be a fucking rejected immigrant and nobody would be my friend/people would trashtalk me behind my back and I would never feel part of that place
Easton Sanchez
Kek, it won't be phased out
Carter Foster
I would be your friend. We Swedes are the Poles of Norway. Yes, I clean. Yes, I cook. Yes, I serve food and wine to wealthy oil people. Doesn't make me any less of a cool guy.
Benjamin Walker
No such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather
Lucas Lee
>we're currently phasing out the oil+gas
>gas
Lmfao, no we aren't. The production and export of gas has never been higher or more profitable. There is a huge pipeline project under construction to the UK and Poland informed yesterday that they would complete a big a pipeline project by 2022 to connect to Norwegian gas fields.
Kevin Turner
>phasing out=immediately ceasing any and all production and cancelling any future plans
Matthew Taylor
You're genuinely retarded if you think gas will be phased out by 2030s. Gas is the new oil.