Is there a bigger meme than this "rivalry"

Is there a bigger meme than this "rivalry".
Both countries get along pretty ok, idk why Jow Forums keeps memeing the whole erbfeindschaft thing to death

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tbqh I can't fucking stand g*Rmanoids and fr*Nchoids, wish all of them would fucking get genocided already

>a*stria
Thank god I'm in beautiful australia and not a stinky y*ro like you

wtf how come Austria has two flags?

Reading up on the Franco-German enmity is actually kinda funny because it makes you realize how important France was in Germany compared to now. Germans had all these weird biases for France, they called French people their "hereditary enemy", and France the "great nation" in a sarcastic way. I don't think we ever had anything similar to this level of obsession for Germans in France, we just wanted revenge for 1871.

was 1871 that stigmatizing? also nice digits

We're tsundere. We really just want to kiss cute French boys

Has Britain ever been close to this level of obsession?
(nice quads btw)

Anglos are never openly obsessed.
Too ignorant and "proud"

We unironically haven't cared about any mainland European country since the fall of Napoleon. Since then, our ambitions and with it our obsessions, have been global.

WE

*smuggles opium into china*
*backs the mujahideen*
*bans butter knives*
Ya got a licence for those m8?

At first, yes. Politicians would run for president calling for a militarist France in order to defeat Germany. None of these people took power though and it wasn't until the start of WW1 that the prospect of reclaiming Alsace-Lorraine showed itself.

>innocent 3rd Republic
YEAH OVERTHROW 'EM

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Ich bin hier angekommen, um diese Quads zu checken.

He had the charisma to gain a large following but not the wit and decisiveness to act on what he built and seize power. A shame tb h

would you have advocated him had you been at that time?

It goes to show that we should thank God that fucking nationalism took a dive.

>When I spot a g*rmanoid

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Probably

You mean imperialism

No, nationalism.

Nice grasp of history you got there pal lmao.
Germany and France hated each other the most when they both were empires. Nationalism wanted to get rid of that bs. Hitler is a completely different story

based

Meanwhile France under German occupation. Really makes you think

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heiß

I think that guy is still employed by Gendarmerie to smack the shit out of rioters

Who ever said they were rivals? That's a 19th century meme. Germany and France have been best pals ever since De Gaulle wanted to form the EU and exclude britcucks to screw them over. Today they are both united by a hatred of the Eternal Anglo.

>tfw I read Mein Kampf and half of it was bitching about francoids just as much as it was bitching about kikes.

French women are the biggest whores on the planet. They literally do anal on first date.

You're lucky : I can no longer find my "black bulls fucked german women and so did french soldiers after the pathetically quick defeat of Prussia during the Napoleonic wars" image

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digit checked

I want to be pegged by a cute french gf on the first daten

*date

We are brothers and the Frankish empire will come back to punish the rest of the europeans and the world.

>made in Germany
remember why that is a thing?

Thats because it didnt happen and photos were invented in 1826.

Oh Bruce you don't know the german womens

Neither do you lmao

Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen

Based Deutschweeb

je parle français mieux que allemagne entschuldigung