You are being exiled from your native country forever but on the plus side every other country on Earth has promised to grant you citizenship, no questions asked. Where do you go?
Me: Australia
You are being exiled from your native country forever but on the plus side every other country on Earth has promised to grant you citizenship, no questions asked. Where do you go?
Me: Australia
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A cold country, idc where
NZ.
Norway
traps are not gay btw
Canada
south nz to minimize normies in my vicinity
Switzerland
Germany, Switzerland or Austria.
Really, anything is better than Brazil
Norway
Norwegian women love portuguese bulls
we don't take kindly to tourists
greenland
switzerland
stay out shitskins
The UK or US desu
Based and Invercargill-pilled
America
Pros:
Unlimited armalites
Lots of fellow paddies
Hates britbongs
Happy hour (banned in ireland)
Amerimutt whores love a cultured man
Cons
?
>happy because I'm about to get married and move to Japan
>realize that in a few years I'll be able to apply to the japanese citizenship and based nips will force me to renounce to my argentine citizenship
>find out that my citizenship is a curse and I can't renounce to this worthless shit
Life isn't fair.
Cons: When they ask what part of England you're from.
these
don't care virgin
Liechtenstein
I've too heavy of a cork accent for them to even understand they'd prolly think im from fucking eastern europe
China
>I've too heavy of a cork accent
vocaroo pls
in terms of irish accents, i only really know what dublin and belfast sound like
Rhodesia
Either the south of USA or Spain
>*gets sent to Zimbabwe and dies*
well done
japan ofc
Norway
Iceland- a fairly large country with minimal population.
Or alternatively, Greenland.
Spain. Particularly Andalusia.
finland
literally nothing changes except a few brownskins but I didn't mind them in the first place
would sneak back in
visited a total of 7 other countries (britain, mexico, canada, france, germany, bermuda, bahamas) and all of them felt like a step down from home
Probably Belgium or Denmark.
Im too tired to get my mic set up sorry, but heres a video that is basically what i sound like, a good bit deeper tho
Russia, then I can be abused and raped by a cute Russian girl
Hot
finland
they are our cousin so they won't be racist against me
even if they will, it won't affect me substantially since they are all autistic
my door is always open for you brother
Germany since its basically just like home
Fuck off to /vg/ with your trap you fucking faggot
México, so I can sneak back into California where I belong
Japan, I'm a moderate weebu desu
yeah definitely canada
it's like us but colder, nicer, and more asian gfs
Estonia, Finland, Switzerland or UK
hit kommer du fan inte, håkan
New Zealand, Canada or Ireland
America or Switzerland because gunz
America of course.