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Mexico is paying (indirectly) for the Wall through the new USMCA, the replacement for NAFTA! Far more money coming to the U.S. Because of the tremendous dangers at the Border, including large scale criminal and drug inflow, the United States Military will build the Wall!

Every time I call home to the UK my Mum says she's busy and that she'll call me back in a few days and never does. Used to be the other way round when I first went travelling 2 years ago, feel old now.

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have fun with a painful suffocating death idiot

Can't remember the last time I had a friend. Seems they're harder to make or keep in the workplace.

can't stand food that you have to work to get at

is it not enough that i forked out my hard-earned toiltokens for this product?

why would Mexico pay for the United States military to build a wall in the UK?
obviously that's what you meant seeing as you've posted it here in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture but I just can't really see it happening

sorry for keeping your mum busy mate. I'll put in a good word for you

nah u just loser #nofriendstoo

I am currently: boiling some potatoes.

More British than you, Mohammed.

Pukka gear that mate

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I think of it as a reward for getting in to the nut.

Need to head down to the 24hr kmart soon this southern land is very American lads

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Unironically don't understand why Trump is getting shit on by boomers for this Syria thing, yanks should be glad involved in less wars.

sue

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I think it's funny that Obama got a peace prize for doing literally nothing

not a big fan of this poster with the french flag

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lol
youtube.com/watch?v=4fLbAxeS-W8

Their opinions are controlled by Israel that needs war in the Middle East to continue because they get billions from other western nations in 'military aid' (America gives them 30b+) most of which just props up their economy and has nothing to do with war

me?

me?

suffocation isn't painful itself, the real problem with it is the panicking it causes, which the valium has taken care of

Pheobe after season 2 is just a run down joke told over and over again. Just not funny.
Smelly cat xDDDD

wow you took valium and diazepam you mad man

Sam Hyde isn't funny imo

Friends as a show isn't that great in terms of comedy

when whatshisface went to minsk she lost everything

steam sales tomorrow, can't wait

post kot

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lunch time

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Dems are the real racists

I think it has moments great quick cut slapstick and most of the show is carried by the antics of Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc.

got called a tumultuous pissant in HMV

proooooh :-DD

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this but unironically. they're obsessed with race

fuck off grandpa nobody cares about your ancient 'telly' shows

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Pukka pie for lunch?

been raining like 12 hours straight and its fucking pouring right now

>steam sales tomorrow, can't wait

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Starting with the Greeks

kot

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haha that's so me

oh man this is epic... mind if I post this on reddit?

this is some nice soup

if jesus were alive today would he be a communist

in a group chat for a casual pre-christmas get-together with friends and the two Indian girls are kicking off whether everyone wears comfy stuff and christmas jumpers or gets properly dressed up

Was the BBC's new Top Gear any good? the one with Matt Leblonk?

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I mean, it's not a bad show but it's not consistently funny or anything. Matthew Perry's character was my favourite. LeBlanc's character gets flanderised so hard though. even though the show was pretty average I watched all of it because I was invested in the characters. just think it's overrated in terms of how funny it is

thou shalt not steal

>taking pictures of yourself whilst smoking
why do this?

she's got a bogey in her nose

Not pukka tb h

jesus is alive today, he's me

and no

dunno about communism but he'd be pretty anti-capitalist

*looks at you through a pair of binoculars*

ay
look at me
i'm chandler
could
i
BEWEARINGANYMORECLOTHES???

you're not jesus i'm jesus

hello

Ring a ding ding baby

Love cars, transmissions (trannies), camshafts (cammies), intakes (innies), and exhausts ('xhausties)

Hated Friends but watched every single episode back when E4 had like 8 episodes a day and I was a NEET with nothing else to do.

you're muhammad at best m8

im ADAM and you're my EVE

American sitcoms are all shite and i'll never watch them cause im not a filthy normie neurotypical

I wish I were an Anglo

I guess I could larp as an American

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What doth thou drive art lad

got half a tub of philadelphia cheese and no bread or crackers to spread it on
can i chuck it in with some macaroni and cheese?
what if i spread it on some fried spam haha

None of the cast in Friends actually grew as characters in 10 seasons. Ross in season 1 is just Ross in season 10.

medal's in the post

i remember being a teenager who was too cool for friends
then i got over myself and enjoyed the fuck out of it

steam sale tomorrow? perfect chance to give the new rig a go

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if you think about it, having sex with someone who was literally made from your rib is like ultra-incest

Nobody in real life grows as characters after a certain age

they got flanderised to death. dunno if that counts as growth though

oh shit another American cruise ship has docked in the harbour

Good bit from Friends
youtube.com/watch?v=9uN6i_-ELLw

I'm actually farting so much today I'm thinking of going to the doctor, it's do bad. Each one smells of diarrhoea too.

closer to wanking id reckon

I hope a black nigger mutt rapes you

What game should I buy

I really haven't played nor bought much vidya lately

Any recommendations

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Shut up man

joey got fucking brain damage at some point
phoebe went utterly mental
rachel became less of a spoilt brat
that's about as much development the characters had
didn't watch it for character development though, just watched it for laughs, which it had pretty consistently

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Shut the fuck up you filthy neurotypical

Have enjoyed some Americoms me
- Malcolm in the Middle
- Better Off Ted
- Arrested Development
- Always Sunny, seasons 2 to 5
Loved Seinfeld growing up but still haven't seen any episodes of Curb yet

alright I'm going to sleep then

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toilberg just accused me of pulling sickies then pulled out a knife on me